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labbats 04-02-2016 08:26 AM

I wonder how many of the posters saying you shouldn't have called in sick have ever worked for an airline that was perpetually understaffed to the point of never being able to drop a trip?

To be fair I only call in sick when I am sick but both my current and former airline would never allow me a day off if requested. Ever.

blastoff 04-02-2016 08:31 AM


Originally Posted by Skyone (Post 2101105)
Help me out here. I'm a bit confused, first in him not saying anything to you four years ago when you decided to write your own rules, seems a bit toolish, if he truly felt that way.

But secondly, you lie to your employer about your situation. Did you happen to call the pilots that may have been called out on reserve or given a "junior assignment" and explain the situation and apologize? Thought not. No matter how crappy your regional was, where were your ethics? Was that week off a "right"? I guess it was in the new age of entitlement.

Can't blame him for not updating a LOR for you, but he should have had the 'nads to tell you to your face over the last four years. That was toolish. But IMO, your behavior was just as toolish for basically lying to your employer and someone had to pick up your slack. :cool:

Wind Check...

maddogmax 04-02-2016 09:09 AM


Originally Posted by Gunga Galunga (Post 2101512)
This guy....

Checked into hotel at 6am after a all nighter. 30 min later, knock on door "Housekeeping. Answered door and was told they have to knock if there is no "Do Not Disturb" sign on the door. Told the lady I did not have a DND sign to hang on the door. Back to bed. 15 min later the phone rings. Housekeeping supervisor calls to apologize for the knock on the door and explains their policy again. Back to bed. 30 min later, knock on the door "Housekeeping". Answered the door. "Here is your DND sign" and hands me one.

Gunfighter 04-02-2016 09:24 AM


Originally Posted by maddogmax (Post 2101610)
Checked into hotel at 6am after a all nighter. 30 min later, knock on door "Housekeeping. Answered door and was told they have to knock if there is no "Do Not Disturb" sign on the door. Told the lady I did not have a DND sign to hang on the door. Back to bed. 15 min later the phone rings. Housekeeping supervisor calls to apologize for the knock on the door and explains their policy again. Back to bed. 30 min later, knock on the door "Housekeeping". Answered the door. "Here is your DND sign" and hands me one.

Followed by a call to crew scheduling delaying your report time for necessary rest.

Al Czervik 04-02-2016 09:43 AM


Originally Posted by maddogmax (Post 2101610)
Checked into hotel at 6am after a all nighter. 30 min later, knock on door "Housekeeping. Answered door and was told they have to knock if there is no "Do Not Disturb" sign on the door. Told the lady I did not have a DND sign to hang on the door. Back to bed. 15 min later the phone rings. Housekeeping supervisor calls to apologize for the knock on the door and explains their policy again. Back to bed. 30 min later, knock on the door "Housekeeping". Answered the door. "Here is your DND sign" and hands me one.

I feel your pain.

GogglesPisano 04-02-2016 09:43 AM


Originally Posted by maddogmax (Post 2101610)
Checked into hotel at 6am after a all nighter. 30 min later, knock on door "Housekeeping. Answered door and was told they have to knock if there is no "Do Not Disturb" sign on the door. Told the lady I did not have a DND sign to hang on the door. Back to bed. 15 min later the phone rings. Housekeeping supervisor calls to apologize for the knock on the door and explains their policy again. Back to bed. 30 min later, knock on the door "Housekeeping". Answered the door. "Here is your DND sign" and hands me one.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YoZE0nE60sk

Fast forward to 4:25

METO Guido 04-02-2016 10:19 AM


Originally Posted by labbats (Post 2101592)
I wonder how many of the posters saying you shouldn't have called in sick have ever worked for an airline that was perpetually understaffed to the point of never being able to drop a trip?

To be fair I only call in sick when I am sick but both my current and former airline would never allow me a day off if requested. Ever.

Wholly pussposterous these preachy, false, finger wagging pronouncements. Never since that fine day Walter Varney spotted the same joker trout casting at Riley’s creek who, the night before swore on his dear mum’s life, a tooth ache had got him hard down; have guys not ducked trips under veil of sketchy circumstances. And who’s to say a week on the water is not just what the Dr. ordered anyway, hydrotherapy the correct technical term? As long as the rigs keep moving, bon voyage.

John Carr 04-02-2016 10:45 AM


Originally Posted by blastoff (Post 2101595)
Wind Check...

You're on guard......

Turbosina 04-02-2016 04:10 PM

Tool of the Week: whoever it was last night on Guard over central Oregon, broadcasting a recording of 'Allahu Akbar' and the Islamic call to prayer for about three uninterrupted minutes.

The first 5 seconds was funny, the remaining 2:55 not so much...

trip 04-02-2016 08:13 PM


Originally Posted by Turbosina (Post 2101845)
Tool of the Week: whoever it was last night on Guard over central Oregon, broadcasting a recording of 'Allahu Akbar' and the Islamic call to prayer for about three uninterrupted minutes.

The first 5 seconds was funny, the remaining 2:55 not so much...

This is not the first time, was played a few weeks ago also. Hope they catch the perp.

Timbo 04-02-2016 09:04 PM


Originally Posted by Turbosina (Post 2101845)
Tool of the Week: whoever it was last night on Guard over central Oregon, broadcasting a recording of 'Allahu Akbar' and the Islamic call to prayer for about three uninterrupted minutes.

The first 5 seconds was funny, the remaining 2:55 not so much...

Yeahbut...what if it really is time to pray??:eek::D

Al Czervik 04-02-2016 09:46 PM

I enjoyed the Glenn Quagmire PA audio over guard between PHX and DEN today. Thanks to whoever did that.

Justdoinmyjob 04-03-2016 03:13 PM

Center was looking for an Acey flight the other day and asked us to call them on guard. I inwardly cringed and had to steel myself for the expected onslaught of "guard garbage" that would soon be flowing. Usually, something like that is like throwing gas on a fire, but thankfully not a peep was heard.

C425Driver 04-03-2016 04:32 PM


Originally Posted by maddogmax (Post 2101610)
Checked into hotel at 6am after a all nighter. 30 min later, knock on door "Housekeeping. Answered door and was told they have to knock if there is no "Do Not Disturb" sign on the door. Told the lady I did not have a DND sign to hang on the door. Back to bed. 15 min later the phone rings. Housekeeping supervisor calls to apologize for the knock on the door and explains their policy again. Back to bed. 30 min later, knock on the door "Housekeeping". Answered the door. "Here is your DND sign" and hands me one.

Several years ago housekeeping woke me up when there was a DND sign on the door. When I answered the door I told her I didn't want my room cleaned - instead I removed the DND sign from the door and handed it to her and told her to bring me another one since this one didn't work.

ExAF 04-04-2016 05:47 AM


Originally Posted by C425Driver (Post 2102394)
Several years ago housekeeping woke me up when there was a DND sign on the door. When I answered the door I told her I didn't want my room cleaned - instead I removed the DND sign from the door and handed it to her and told her to bring me another one since this one didn't work.

Awesome! I'm going to remember that one and use it myself.:D

80ktsClamp 04-04-2016 04:01 PM

Just going to leave this here...

https://scontent-lga3-1.xx.fbcdn.net...80&oe=578F4D19

SayAlt 04-04-2016 04:03 PM


LuckyNow 04-04-2016 05:45 PM


Originally Posted by 80ktsClamp (Post 2103139)

AHAHA! What an idiot.

Al Czervik 04-04-2016 05:45 PM


Originally Posted by 80ktsClamp (Post 2103139)

The brother with the crocs has gout

airbus300 04-04-2016 06:49 PM


Originally Posted by C425Driver (Post 2102394)
Several years ago housekeeping woke me up when there was a DND sign on the door. When I answered the door I told her I didn't want my room cleaned - instead I removed the DND sign from the door and handed it to her and told her to bring me another one since this one didn't work.

Around 10 years ago, in an expensive New York hotel, I was 3 hours into my sleep (after a DHL hub turn) when house keeping knocked on my door that had a do not disturb sign. I was too stunned to even get out of bed to answer the door. She ended up calling hotel security on me to make sure I was still alive.

Dolphinflyer 04-04-2016 07:00 PM

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I keep real quiet, and when housekeeping enters,......................................It's Sexy Time!!!!!:D

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WHACKMASTER 04-05-2016 05:07 AM


Originally Posted by 80ktsClamp (Post 2103139)

That guy LITERALLY needs to be taken out back and beaten into oblivion for disgracing our profession. Unfukkingbelievable......

Does anyone know who this idiot is?!

LuckyNow 04-05-2016 07:09 AM

I can't tell the difference between the uniforms and the ID is too blurry to see. Is that a LUS guy?

biigD 04-05-2016 07:30 AM


Originally Posted by LuckyNow (Post 2103481)
I can't tell the difference between the uniforms and the ID is too blurry to see. Is that a LUS guy?

Yes it is. Post merger because he has the APA badge backer, but prior to us all getting badges that match AA's.

WhatNow 04-05-2016 07:38 AM

There was a Delta Captain from Detroit wearing blue pants and crocs on a flight to Bombay as the working Ca. Idiots can be found anywhere!
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DarinFred 04-05-2016 07:40 AM

Evidently, he's a great guy to fly with. That said, I'd be embarrassed to walk to the van with him. I mean, come on. Buy some f*cking black sandles for Christ sake...

DENpilot 04-05-2016 08:13 AM


Originally Posted by 80ktsClamp (Post 2103139)

Uh, I would be questioning that guy. For one, to see if is a real pilot or someone playing dress-up in the airport. I'd also be wanting to see this guy's mental state. Drunk? About to go psycho?

encore 04-05-2016 08:33 AM


Originally Posted by 80ktsClamp (Post 2103139)

So, is him sitting in a handicapped chair intentional? Or TOTD attempt #2?

CloudPilot57 04-05-2016 09:28 AM

Does he wear those all the time, or did he lose his shoes somehow and that's all he had?

Al Czervik 04-05-2016 09:33 AM


Originally Posted by CloudPilot57 (Post 2103576)
Does he wear those all the time, or did he lose his shoes somehow and that's all he had?

word is he's got gout. not a normal occurrence. a normal occurrence for east guys is pleather Velcro.

Dolphinflyer 04-05-2016 10:07 AM

Maybe a Cardiologist impersonating a pilot?

Sometimes it's easy to overlook the little things in a scam ;)

LuckyNow 04-05-2016 10:31 AM

I'm not one of *those* guys at AA, at least I don't think I am, but if you can't wear something approaching a proper uniform because of a physical ailment, you shouldn't be flying. If his physician is telling him to wear that, at least get something that looks better than that. He's a fanny pack away from looking like a German tourist.

Waldorf 04-05-2016 11:15 AM


Originally Posted by WHACKMASTER (Post 2103410)
That guy LITERALLY needs to be taken out back and beaten into oblivion for disgracing our profession. Unfukkingbelievable......

Does anyone know who this idiot is?!

He flies for Pan Am

badflaps 04-05-2016 11:58 AM

If he is having a Gout attack, he has no business working. I'd rather have needles in my eyes.

rickair7777 04-05-2016 12:07 PM


Originally Posted by WhatNow (Post 2103500)
There was a Delta Captain from Detroit wearing blue pants and crocs on a flight to Bombay as the working Ca. Idiots can be found anywhere!
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Maybe he lost his luggage or something?

I flew a revenue flight once in shorts, tee shirt, and tivas. Dropped my kid off to non-rev as a UM and the CA timed out...told they company I'd do it as long as my kid got on and they gave me PS me home. My wife wondered why it took six hours to drop off the kid at the airport.

tomgoodman 04-05-2016 12:39 PM


Originally Posted by rickair7777 (Post 2103710)
Maybe he lost his luggage or something?

I flew a revenue flight once in shorts, tee shirt, and tivas. Dropped my kid off to non-rev as a UM and the CA timed out...told they company I'd do it as long as my kid got on and they gave me PS me home. My wife wondered why it took six hours to drop off the kid at the airport.

One day a friend diverted his ANG F-102 to MSY and covered a DC-8 trip in his flight suit. (Things were different back then). :)

SayAlt 04-05-2016 03:13 PM


Originally Posted by Dolphinflyer (Post 2103601)

Maybe a Cardiologist impersonating a pilot?

Sometimes it's easy to overlook the little things in a scam.


https://media.giphy.com/media/xT9DPJ...wuac/giphy.gif

80ktsClamp 04-05-2016 03:49 PM


Originally Posted by rickair7777 (Post 2103710)
Maybe he lost his luggage or something?

I flew a revenue flight once in shorts, tee shirt, and tivas. Dropped my kid off to non-rev as a UM and the CA timed out...told they company I'd do it as long as my kid got on and they gave me PS me home. My wife wondered why it took six hours to drop off the kid at the airport.

As was explained, he had gout.

That's hilarious what happened with your kid!

I had similar to your experience at the regional... my uniform was at the dry cleaners and they called for a junior assignment. I explained that, and said I'd be willing to come in... I'll just have to wear business casual. The flight was boarding by the time I got there. The looks from the passengers were amusing as I was trying to make my way down the jetbridge!

freezingflyboy 04-06-2016 04:16 PM


Originally Posted by f10a (Post 2087681)
Flew with a tool wearing a US NAVY lanyard. Every pic I saw of him showed the lanyard front row and center yet he was not even remotely in the military. Some people just have to fluff up their image at whatever cost.

Hahaha we had one of those at my old shop! Older guy, was telling me all about the F-18 so naturally I asked him how long he flew the F-18. Turns out he was never in the military and flies the F-18 on his wiz-bang home flight sim set up. Maybe he just really likes Navy football and I made an ill-advised leap of logic.

freezingflyboy 04-06-2016 06:31 PM


Originally Posted by 80ktsClamp (Post 2103139)


Originally Posted by WHACKMASTER (Post 2103410)
That guy LITERALLY needs to be taken out back and beaten into oblivion for disgracing our profession. Unfukkingbelievable......

Does anyone know who this idiot is?!

Wow tough crowd! How do you guys know a drunk flight attendant didn't puke on his shoes?


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