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HB Pilot 03-28-2016 08:59 AM

Had something similar with a UAL Airbus guy who started his PA with "in case you're wondering about your pilots today ... " and then went into a minute long ramble on his time in the military. Woman seated across the aisle from me put it best when she confusingly looked at me and went "are we supposed to care about this?"

NOT ALLOWED 03-28-2016 03:37 PM

during cruise I gave controls to my CA, telling him I would leave for the lavatory. he said okay fine but insisted that I should pee in the sink instead the toilet bowl, so it would flow overboard right away and we would save on fuel. he had done it for years....

tool ;)

CheapTrick 03-28-2016 03:56 PM


Originally Posted by NOT ALLOWED (Post 2098294)
during cruise I gave controls to my CA, telling him I would leave for the lavatory. he said okay fine but insisted that I should pee in the sink instead the toilet bowl, so it would flow overboard right away and we would save on fuel. he had done it for years....

tool ;)

There are pilots who don't pee in the sink?


SayAlt 03-28-2016 04:00 PM


Originally Posted by NOT ALLOWED (Post 2098294)
during cruise I gave controls to my CA, telling him I would leave for the lavatory. he said okay fine but insisted that I should pee in the sink instead the toilet bowl, so it would flow overboard right away and we would save on fuel. he had done it for years....

tool ;)


Sounds like the avg. "yes" voter. :rolleyes:

Rahlifer 03-28-2016 04:01 PM


Originally Posted by NOT ALLOWED (Post 2098294)
during cruise I gave controls to my CA, telling him I would leave for the lavatory. he said okay fine but insisted that I should pee in the sink instead the toilet bowl, so it would flow overboard right away and we would save on fuel. he had done it for years....

tool ;)

What the heck are you flying that a few ounces of pee would make any negligible difference in fuel burn? 😄

bohicagain 03-28-2016 04:10 PM


Originally Posted by CheapTrick (Post 2098310)
There are pilots who don't pee in the sink?


I hope not

I clean my hands in that blue juice

RadarColor 03-28-2016 04:16 PM


Originally Posted by BIGRIG (Post 2094444)
I'm not sure that's entirely accurate.

It is accurate; and I've been in airliners for 30+ years. It's usually the same type of individual that wants to be an FFDO. (Before you reply note I said "usually")

Gunfighter 03-28-2016 05:37 PM


Originally Posted by zippinbye (Post 2097140)
I know things like this have been posted here time and again. But, I never thought I'd be living it or ever making a post under this thread.

Here I am in shorts, boat shoes and a T shirt (orange lanyard and "I Am Investment Grade" tag attached to my non-crew looking carry-on) with my family getting seated on a Delta MD-90 in RSW. Why so casual? Because I can! I'm riding real-deal tickets, since nonreving throughout FL in spring break season is a nightmare. But I digress. The captain makes a welcome PA using his full name and that of the "assisting" FO. "We are both former U.S. Navy pilots with over 43 years of combined professional aviation experience to get you safely to Atlanta today." No orange either.

Captain of DL 2427 on 3/26/2016, you may be a dandy pilot, blessed with a stellar assistant. But, you sir, are a tool!

I've flown with his USAF cousin several times on the 330. 90 years with a 3 pilot crew is the norm. He wore orange and bought beers. I was happy with 2 out of 3.

Milk Man 03-28-2016 06:38 PM

To the passengers that refuse to wear headphones while playing games or watching movies on ipad.

captjns 03-28-2016 08:25 PM


Originally Posted by NOT ALLOWED (Post 2098294)
during cruise I gave controls to my CA, telling him I would leave for the lavatory. he said okay fine but insisted that I should pee in the sink instead the toilet bowl, so it would flow overboard right away and we would save on fuel. he had done it for years....

tool ;)

Let me guess... ex mil guy with the largest carrier from ATL? No way any civvy could be that anul.

Herkflyr 03-29-2016 04:08 AM


Originally Posted by NOT ALLOWED (Post 2098294)
during cruise I gave controls to my CA, telling him I would leave for the lavatory. he said okay fine but insisted that I should pee in the sink instead the toilet bowl, so it would flow overboard right away and we would save on fuel. he had done it for years....

tool ;)

That post is a joke correct?

Crazy Canuck 03-29-2016 04:54 AM

The guy that fell asleep in the one massage chair at the hotel spa today. Cmon man!

And also the guy who sat in it naked. After I used it, obviously....

FloridaLarry 03-29-2016 05:01 AM


Originally Posted by bohicagain (Post 2098323)
I hope not

I clean my hands in that blue juice

So, what makes it Blue? Another version of "Don't it make your brown eyes blue..."?

CheapTrick 03-29-2016 05:02 AM


Originally Posted by captjns (Post 2098561)
Let me guess... ex mil guy with the largest carrier from ATL? No way any civvy could be that anul.

I do not think you know the meaning of anul. Or perhaps you were thinking of his dirty cousin who lives one letter away?

trip 03-29-2016 08:56 AM


Originally Posted by NOT ALLOWED (Post 2098294)
during cruise I gave controls to my CA, telling him I would leave for the lavatory. he said okay fine but insisted that I should pee in the sink instead the toilet bowl, so it would flow overboard right away and we would save on fuel. he had done it for years....

tool ;)

Debatable, you could argue that you are instead shifting the C.G. aft thus increasing fuel efficiency.

cardiomd 03-29-2016 02:45 PM


Originally Posted by ClickClickBoom (Post 2090595)
Let's get him a fundme account so he can get a V-tailed Bonanza. Problem solves its self.

LOL, APC where dissent for idiotic governmental policy earns you jokes about death from supposed aviators. Stay in school.

In your case, you could also just also switch off your autopilot when more than 50 feet AGL. Hang on, Marvin! Click, Click, Boom! Problem solves itself. :rolleyes:


Originally Posted by crbnftprnt (Post 2094616)
>>I find explaining why a gun is not useful in the cockpit similar to explaining to laypersons why a (personal) parachute is not useful in my plane, or in an airliner.<<

You ARE the layperson.

Negative, in several contexts. But I do hope you feel like a big man! ;)


Today's tool is the "hijacker" that wanted to visit his ex-wife, all over the news today.

EgyptAir hijack: Man held after using fake suicide belt - BBC News

GogglesPisano 03-29-2016 03:06 PM

Lay off Cardio. He brings a different (and educated) perspective. Groupthink never benefits anyone.

Dolphinflyer 03-29-2016 03:13 PM

Educated about what issues that apply to airline security? He has offered nothing insults and arrogance.

He doesn't have a SIDA pass.
He hasn't spent a day behind the cockpit door that may involve an FFDO present.
He hasn't a clue about current security weaknesses. Proof is his idiotic comparison to being armed in the OR which is a completely different security issue.
He doesn't have a clue what professional aviators deal with daily. Proof is his idiotic, childish autopilot reference above along with insults.
He has been informed of the security issues involved and why employed aviation professionals cannot respond due to SSI restraints, yet continues to bait and insult.

Don't like the program? Fine, no problem here. As I've also stated, it's not a perfect layer of defense, but it is one.

say again 03-29-2016 03:52 PM


Originally Posted by Dolphinflyer (Post 2099189)
Educated about what issues that apply to airline security? He has offered nothing insults and arrogance.

He doesn't have a SIDA pass.
He hasn't spent a day behind the cockpit door that may involve an FFDO present.
He hasn't a clue about current security weaknesses. Proof is his idiotic comparison to being armed in the OR which is a completely different security issue.
He doesn't have a clue what professional aviators deal with daily. Proof is his idiotic, childish autopilot reference above along with insults.
He has been informed of the security issues involved and why employed aviation professionals cannot respond due to SSI restraints, yet continues to bait and insult.

Don't like the program? Fine, no problem here. As I've also stated, it's not a perfect layer of defense, but it is one.

Bingo! He'd make a great "aviation expert" For CNN

WHACKMASTER 03-29-2016 04:23 PM

Crap. He's back. It was getting so pleasant without Dr. Troll's presence for a short time there.

iceman49 03-29-2016 04:25 PM


Originally Posted by Dolphinflyer (Post 2099189)
Educated about what issues that apply to airline security? He has offered nothing insults and arrogance.

He doesn't have a SIDA pass.
He hasn't spent a day behind the cockpit door that may involve an FFDO present.
He hasn't a clue about current security weaknesses. Proof is his idiotic comparison to being armed in the OR which is a completely different security issue.
He doesn't have a clue what professional aviators deal with daily. Proof is his idiotic, childish autopilot reference above along with insults.
He has been informed of the security issues involved and why employed aviation professionals cannot respond due to SSI restraints, yet continues to bait and insult.

Don't like the program? Fine, no problem here. As I've also stated, it's not a perfect layer of defense, but it is one.

Echo chambers are never good in any profession or industry.

WHACKMASTER 03-29-2016 04:28 PM


Originally Posted by GogglesPisano (Post 2099185)
Lay off Cardio. He brings a different (and educated) perspective. Groupthink never benefits anyone.

Bahahahahahaha!!! Riiiiiiiiiiiiigght. Educated on the airline piloting profession. My a$$.....

BIGRIG 03-29-2016 04:30 PM


Originally Posted by RadarColor (Post 2098329)
It is accurate; and I've been in airliners for 30+ years. It's usually the same type of individual that wants to be an FFDO. (Before you reply note I said "usually")

Oh ok. I'll just have to take your word for it.

coopervane 03-29-2016 07:14 PM

I have a nomination for tool of the day

My neighbor and friend of 10 years, also a Delta pilot.

I have had an app in at Delta for over 10 years. I recently wanted to refresh my online app by updating my LOR'S. So I ask my "good buddy" if he would be willing to update his LOR for me. He says NO......Why?

Because 4 years ago, We went on vacation with him and his wife. A bareboat charter. Because we had planned it for over 6 months and I couldn't get the week off at my crappy regional, I called in sick.

So he can't "in good conscience" recommend anyone who would abuse sick policy.

THAT is where the term "douchbag" originates from

f10a 03-29-2016 07:28 PM


Originally Posted by coopervane (Post 2099365)
I have a nomination for tool of the day

My neighbor and friend of 10 years, also a Delta pilot.

I have had an app in at Delta for over 10 years. I recently wanted to refresh my online app by updating my LOR'S. So I ask my "good buddy" if he would be willing to update his LOR for me. He says NO......Why?

Because 4 years ago, We went on vacation with him and his wife. A bareboat charter. Because we had planned it for over 6 months and I couldn't get the week off at my crappy regional, I called in sick.

So he can't "in good conscience" recommend anyone who would abuse sick policy.

THAT is where the term "douchbag" originates from

WOW...

Curious now... Does one need to update LORs. Have many written during the lost decade when we were snubbed by everyone.

Dolphinflyer 03-29-2016 07:41 PM


Originally Posted by coopervane (Post 2099365)
I have a nomination for tool of the day

My neighbor and friend of 10 years, also a Delta pilot.

I have had an app in at Delta for over 10 years. I recently wanted to refresh my online app by updating my LOR'S. So I ask my "good buddy" if he would be willing to update his LOR for me. He says NO......Why?

Because 4 years ago, We went on vacation with him and his wife. A bareboat charter. Because we had planned it for over 6 months and I couldn't get the week off at my crappy regional, I called in sick.

So he can't "in good conscience" recommend anyone who would abuse sick policy.

THAT is where the term "douchbag" originates from

If you live in an area with many airline pilots, a trial by jury of your peers would at most convict you of involuntary manslaughter, maybe even a citation for practicing assisted suicide without a license if you do well on the stand. :D

PotatoChip 03-29-2016 07:50 PM


Originally Posted by coopervane (Post 2099365)
I have a nomination for tool of the day

My neighbor and friend of 10 years, also a Delta pilot.

I have had an app in at Delta for over 10 years. I recently wanted to refresh my online app by updating my LOR'S. So I ask my "good buddy" if he would be willing to update his LOR for me. He says NO......Why?

Because 4 years ago, We went on vacation with him and his wife. A bareboat charter. Because we had planned it for over 6 months and I couldn't get the week off at my crappy regional, I called in sick.

So he can't "in good conscience" recommend anyone who would abuse sick policy.

THAT is where the term "douchbag" originates from

First sentence summed it up.

What a tool.

SayAlt 03-29-2016 07:52 PM


Originally Posted by coopervane (Post 2099365)
I have a nomination for tool of the day

My neighbor and friend of 10 years, also a Delta pilot.

I have had an app in at Delta for over 10 years. I recently wanted to refresh my online app by updating my LOR'S. So I ask my "good buddy" if he would be willing to update his LOR for me. He says NO......Why?

Because 4 years ago, We went on vacation with him and his wife. A bareboat charter. Because we had planned it for over 6 months and I couldn't get the week off at my crappy regional, I called in sick.

So he can't "in good conscience" recommend anyone who would abuse sick policy.


https://i.kinja-img.com/gawker-media...2sztecj6z5.png

Vital Signs 03-29-2016 07:55 PM

Did you snorkel his wife?






JK
Sorry, couldn't help myself

RadialGal 03-29-2016 09:42 PM


Originally Posted by Vital Signs (Post 2099405)
Did you snorkel his wife?






JK
Sorry, couldn't help myself


Oh sweet Baby Jesus.....I just about spit Beer all over the computer.

Haven't laughed that hard in a while. Thanks, I needed it!

RadialGal

CheapTrick 03-30-2016 06:09 AM


Originally Posted by coopervane (Post 2099365)
I have a nomination for tool of the day

My neighbor and friend of 10 years, also a Delta pilot.

I have had an app in at Delta for over 10 years. I recently wanted to refresh my online app by updating my LOR'S. So I ask my "good buddy" if he would be willing to update his LOR for me. He says NO......Why?

Because 4 years ago, We went on vacation with him and his wife. A bareboat charter. Because we had planned it for over 6 months and I couldn't get the week off at my crappy regional, I called in sick.

So he can't "in good conscience" recommend anyone who would abuse sick policy.

THAT is where the term "douchbag" originates from

May I point out the obvious? So far you've just lost an outdated LOR, BUT by calling your neighbor a "douchbag" on a public website that he may very well frequent.... well, now you've possibly cost yourself a job at DAL.

Should he write a note to DAL HR mentioning your name and sick leave abuse... that would take DAL off the table for you. Call me Capt Obvious

f10a 03-30-2016 06:18 AM


Originally Posted by CheapTrick (Post 2099541)
May I point out the obvious? So far you've just lost an outdated LOR, BUT by calling your neighbor a "douchbag" on a public website that he may very well frequent.... well, now you've possibly cost yourself a job at DAL.

Should he write a note to DAL HR mentioning your name and sick leave abuse... that would take DAL off the table for you. Call me Capt Obvious

Why are guys so quick to throw each other under the bus these days? Have we lost all sense of looking out for our fellow colleague instead of resorting to such antics? Those who step on one another climbing the ladder will usually see those they stepped on when they fall down. What goes around comes around...

SayAlt 03-30-2016 06:27 AM


Originally Posted by f10a (Post 2099548)

Why are guys so quick to throw each other under the bus these days?

https://wronghands1.files.wordpress....n-of-worms.jpg

CheapTrick 03-30-2016 06:34 AM


Originally Posted by f10a (Post 2099548)
Why are guys so quick to throw each other under the bus these days? Have we lost all sense of looking out for our fellow colleague instead of resorting to such antics? Those who step on one another climbing the ladder will usually see those they stepped on when they fall down. What goes around comes around...

So cute. Black-balling, scab lists, and reverse networking has been around since forever. Recommendations cut both ways. Good guys/gals with skills, work ethic and compatibility get recommendations. The reverse can be true as well.

A long time ago, a weak pilot from my military squadron couldn't get a job anywhere despite massive hiring at the majors. The resume looked very good but multiple pilots who knew this pilot had called their respective HR. Nobody wanted to see him/her at their shop. Still happens and HR is always accepting input. (No, I didn't call on him/her)

You are absolutely correct in saying what goes around comes around. It does indeed. Don't **** people off.

ExAF 03-30-2016 07:14 AM


Originally Posted by WHACKMASTER (Post 2099234)
Crap. He's back. It was getting so pleasant without Dr. Troll's presence for a short time there.

Just put him on your ignore list. Works great except when he's quoted. Hint Hint
This message is hidden because cardiomd is on your ignore list.

PotatoChip 03-30-2016 08:14 AM


Originally Posted by f10a (Post 2099548)
Why are guys so quick to throw each other under the bus these days? Have we lost all sense of looking out for our fellow colleague instead of resorting to such antics? Those who step on one another climbing the ladder will usually see those they stepped on when they fall down. What goes around comes around...

Amen.

This dude (the Delta neighbor) is a complete tool if the story told is true and complete (see possible snorkeling incident).

Seriously though, this forum seems to be getting more and more about trolling and/or pi##ing on guys. I don't know... might be time for an extended hiatus.

Bigwing 03-30-2016 08:50 AM


Originally Posted by coopervane (Post 2099365)
I have a nomination for tool of the day



My neighbor and friend of 10 years, also a Delta pilot.



I have had an app in at Delta for over 10 years. I recently wanted to refresh my online app by updating my LOR'S. So I ask my "good buddy" if he would be willing to update his LOR for me. He says NO......Why?



Because 4 years ago, We went on vacation with him and his wife. A bareboat charter. Because we had planned it for over 6 months and I couldn't get the week off at my crappy regional, I called in sick.



So he can't "in good conscience" recommend anyone who would abuse sick policy.



THAT is where the term "douchbag" originates from



What would be even worse is if he told the guy "dude just call in sick so we can go on this trip".

Either way...that's a pretty messed up thing to do for a friend. What's up with the "holier than though" attitude?

ExAF 03-30-2016 10:38 AM


Originally Posted by coopervane (Post 2099365)
I have a nomination for tool of the day

My neighbor and friend of 10 years, also a Delta pilot.

I have had an app in at Delta for over 10 years. I recently wanted to refresh my online app by updating my LOR'S. So I ask my "good buddy" if he would be willing to update his LOR for me. He says NO......Why?

Because 4 years ago, We went on vacation with him and his wife. A bareboat charter. Because we had planned it for over 6 months and I couldn't get the week off at my crappy regional, I called in sick.

So he can't "in good conscience" recommend anyone who would abuse sick policy.

THAT is where the term "douchbag" originates from

Is his name SD?;):D

saxman66 03-30-2016 10:44 AM


Originally Posted by CheapTrick (Post 2099541)
May I point out the obvious? So far you've just lost an outdated LOR, BUT by calling your neighbor a "douchbag" on a public website that he may very well frequent.... well, now you've possibly cost yourself a job at DAL.

Isn't that what this entire TOTD thread is all about? I guess the mods. should close it then.

NERD 03-30-2016 10:49 AM

No doubt a 35%er. Probably wails about all the money he lost by our TA being voted down.





Originally Posted by coopervane (Post 2099365)
I have a nomination for tool of the day

My neighbor and friend of 10 years, also a Delta pilot.

I have had an app in at Delta for over 10 years. I recently wanted to refresh my online app by updating my LOR'S. So I ask my "good buddy" if he would be willing to update his LOR for me. He says NO......Why?

Because 4 years ago, We went on vacation with him and his wife. A bareboat charter. Because we had planned it for over 6 months and I couldn't get the week off at my crappy regional, I called in sick.

So he can't "in good conscience" recommend anyone who would abuse sick policy.

THAT is where the term "douchbag" originates from



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