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06-11-2012, 08:06 PM
#1615
Looking for a laugh
Joined APC: Feb 2008
Posts: 4,099
You went crashing over the tool event horizon just by merely thinking this thought!
06-12-2012, 08:18 AM
#1617
Gets Weekends Off
Joined APC: Sep 2007
Position: 777 Captain in Training
Posts: 1,457
The GoJets captain (ironic, I know) who berated another pilot this morning on a flight my wife and I were on.
We're coming down the jetway and Captain Douschebag is standing in the cockpit door welcoming people onboard. Ok, nice touch. A guy probably five people in front of us, in uniform, says hello to him then walks on by. Captain waits for a few more people to go by then cuts into the line, walks back to where the other pilot is sitting down, and loudly says "Nice of you to jumpseat on my airplane without asking my permission."
To which the pilot calmly reaches into his shirt pocket, pulls out his boarding pass, and says "I'm a revenue passenger."
We're coming down the jetway and Captain Douschebag is standing in the cockpit door welcoming people onboard. Ok, nice touch. A guy probably five people in front of us, in uniform, says hello to him then walks on by. Captain waits for a few more people to go by then cuts into the line, walks back to where the other pilot is sitting down, and loudly says "Nice of you to jumpseat on my airplane without asking my permission."
To which the pilot calmly reaches into his shirt pocket, pulls out his boarding pass, and says "I'm a revenue passenger."
06-12-2012, 09:53 AM
#1618
Gets Weekends Off
Joined APC: Jul 2008
Position: Sleeping
Posts: 1,047
06-12-2012, 10:06 AM
#1619
Banned
Joined APC: May 2012
Posts: 1,071
The GoJets captain (ironic, I know) who berated another pilot this morning on a flight my wife and I were on.
We're coming down the jetway and Captain Douschebag is standing in the cockpit door welcoming people onboard. Ok, nice touch. A guy probably five people in front of us, in uniform, says hello to him then walks on by. Captain waits for a few more people to go by then cuts into the line, walks back to where the other pilot is sitting down, and loudly says "Nice of you to jumpseat on my airplane without asking my permission."
To which the pilot calmly reaches into his shirt pocket, pulls out his boarding pass, and says "I'm a revenue passenger."
We're coming down the jetway and Captain Douschebag is standing in the cockpit door welcoming people onboard. Ok, nice touch. A guy probably five people in front of us, in uniform, says hello to him then walks on by. Captain waits for a few more people to go by then cuts into the line, walks back to where the other pilot is sitting down, and loudly says "Nice of you to jumpseat on my airplane without asking my permission."
To which the pilot calmly reaches into his shirt pocket, pulls out his boarding pass, and says "I'm a revenue passenger."
Wow.....
06-12-2012, 06:17 PM
#1620
Gets Weekends Off
Joined APC: Nov 2005
Position: Guppy Capt.
Posts: 1,887
"If you got a ticket, why are you bothering me?!"
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