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Old 03-20-2012, 05:02 PM
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Old 03-20-2012, 07:07 PM
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Like the old joke - What do you call a thousand lawyers at the bottom of the ocean....A good start! Sorry Vagabond
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Old 03-20-2012, 08:29 PM
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A pilot was driving his big BMW down the highway, singing to himself, "I love my BMW, I love my BMW." Focusing on his car, not his driving, he smashed into a tree. He miraculously survived, but his car was totaled. "My BMW! My BMW!" he sobbed.

A good Samaritan drove by and cried out, "Sir, sir, you're bleeding! And my god, your left arm is gone!"

The pilot, horrified, screamed "My Rolex! My Rolex!"
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What's brown and black and looks good on a lawyer?????


....A Doberman Pinscher!
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Old 03-21-2012, 07:33 AM
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What do you call a thousand lawyers at the bottom of the ocean....A good start?
Nope. A violation of the Clean Water Act!
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