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Old 07-03-2011, 03:06 PM
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These are really good! Thanks. Now I want to make a bad landing on purpose just to try these out. How about this one?
"I'm a chiropractor part time and it's a good way to get new patients. Would you like my office phone number?"
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Old 07-03-2011, 03:10 PM
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....If ARod , who makes $20 mill a year strikes out at the plate once in a while, I can F$#@^& up a landing once in a while.
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Old 07-03-2011, 03:14 PM
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They don't pay me enough to make good landings!
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"You paid for an airplane ride, so that's what you got." I cannot claim this one, I learned it from a past instructor.
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Boom, there it is........
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I dont ALWAYS land the 88, but when I do, I prefer Dos Equis!!
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"Sometimes you're the windshield... sometimes you're the bug."
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Old 07-03-2011, 05:00 PM
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I am just a test pilot.
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Old 07-03-2011, 05:14 PM
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Originally Posted by dosbo
"I'm used to landing on boats"
Just say, "Navy training. You never forget it."
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"If you take the cheers you have to take the jeers."

If your ego is that frail fly better or change jobs.
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