Let's tell a joke
02-25-2010, 04:57 PM
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A precious little girl walks into a petsmart shop and asks in the sweetest little lisp, between two missing teeth, "Excuthe me, mithter, do you keep widdle wabbits?" As the shopkeeper's heart melts, he gets down on his knees so that he's on her level and asks, "Do you want a widdle white wabbit, or a thoft and fuwwy, bwack wabbit, or maybe one like that cute widdle bwown wabbit over there?"
She, in turn, blushes, rocks on her heels, puts her hands on her knees, leans forward and says, in a tiny quiet voice,
"I don't think my python weally gives a thit."
She, in turn, blushes, rocks on her heels, puts her hands on her knees, leans forward and says, in a tiny quiet voice,
"I don't think my python weally gives a thit."
02-25-2010, 05:45 PM
#22
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[quote=hurricanechaser;765504]You're not a drunk if you're still in college; however if you graduate and become a pilot, you're still not a drunk. You're just like any other normal pilot trying to get through the day.
I guess when I stop flying, people can stop calling me a pilot and start calling me a drunk again.
I guess when I stop flying, people can stop calling me a pilot and start calling me a drunk again.
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