If You Saw Me At The Airport
06-27-2009, 03:41 PM
#11
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After the commercial break, Dave returns to the interview and asks 11Fan about the Film’s Producer Outlaw and wondered what it was like to work with him. 11Fan responds that it was great except that Outlaw’s last film was Mrs. Doubtfire and that Outlaw keeps thinking that Vagabond is a man when actually, she is really a woman.
Nevertheless, they all hope to get together in Chicago next week for the opening of the film, even though they expect the militant crowd from PETA to show up to protest the use of Geese in the movie, as well as in the catering.
Nevertheless, they all hope to get together in Chicago next week for the opening of the film, even though they expect the militant crowd from PETA to show up to protest the use of Geese in the movie, as well as in the catering.
06-28-2009, 07:45 AM
#12
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11Fan snaps out of his daydream, having only held for three hours at EWR. The winds had changed and some prima donna XJT pilot claimed the tailwinds were too high for their RJ. The tower controller, having told the XJT bird to land or go elsewhere was now dealing with dozens of go-arounds. In between invectives directed at the parentage of that pilot, the controller tells 11Fan it's gonna be another hour or two. 11Fan shakes his head, some daydream, he even dreamed Jedi Nein was a guy, for Pete's sake!
06-28-2009, 08:41 AM
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FlyDL, a busy novelist with a deadline to meet, is hacking away at his new book while waiting in Terminal 1 for the red-eye from Chicago to Boston. What had he written in the past few hours in his tired stupor? Something about 11Fan having a daydream? deleeeeeeete!!
06-28-2009, 08:54 AM
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Guess who walks into the Terminal just as Planespotta was closing his laptop? None other than TonyC! He has a problem today. The shirt he pulled out this morning had wrinkles in it, and worse, the pants feel like they are a size too small. The dang thing is pinching him in places he never thought could pinch. He's going to have to speak with his FO about this. Maybe he'll just give him that cookie with the laxatives in it.
06-28-2009, 12:55 PM
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As I observe vagabond talking to TonyC about how tight his pants are, SkyHigh walks up to me and annouces that he's my FO for this 3 day trip 
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Just as we are about to close the doors, Slice & DiverDriver come aboard hitching a ride to work.
atp
. Just as we are about to close the doors, Slice & DiverDriver come aboard hitching a ride to work.
atp
06-30-2009, 12:00 AM
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After the door closes, atpwannabe is contemplating which bathroom he'll use at the next terminal. He is planning his strategy based on the likelihood that the toilet seats will be clean, there will be privacy, it's free of loud distracting noises, being well stocked with TP and a sink that's close to the stall. His thinking ahead of the game puts a smile on his face until the Captain asks; "What the he|| are you smiling about?! Before start checklist!"
06-30-2009, 04:52 AM
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Meanwhile, across the ramp, Radials Rule is trying to figure out how to prime the cylinders and fuel system of the DC-10 to get it started shortly after the rampers misload a few crates of depleted uranium and the -10 becomes a -10TD: taildragger. After S-turning his way across the ramp, he does a high speed taxi and slams on the brakes so the incorrectly-placed cargo will slide forward and put the nosewheel back on the ground for takeoff...
06-30-2009, 05:21 AM
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While Radials Rule and ATPwannabe taxi out onto the active runway and depart bound for Ft. Myers in their DC-10td, their wake turbulence causes severe oscillations in bug smashers crop duster just under the departure runway's lettuce field. As the taildragger plummets into the dirt, Vagabond looks on and realizes the implications of what just happened. BugSmashers propeller acts as an incredible salad slicer in the vegetable field, and Vagabond brings ranch dressing and she and bugsmasher eat fresh field lettuce all afternoon.
06-30-2009, 06:36 AM
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As I approach the flight deck to ask Skyhigh and ATPWannabe for a ride to work, I see Convairator, the most interesting person in the world, sitting in 1D sipping a Dos Equis. Because even though Convairator does not drink beer often, when he does, he prefers Dos Equis.
<Disclaimer: My post references the latest Dos Equis commercial series.>
<Disclaimer: My post references the latest Dos Equis commercial series.>
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