pilot pickup?
05-10-2006, 01:36 PM
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my non-effective pickup
but he was married anyway, it was less of a pickup and more of a harmless flirt. i was in the magazine store looking to pick up a time or a us news, but i glaced by the trashy women's magazines to find a cosmo. the main feature was "orgasms unlimited," and i couldn't resist. i picked up my us news and cosmo. i finished the magazines in the plane and in atlanta i approached an extremely cute pilot, who had exchanged glances with me earlier with "hey, have you read this us news yet? great article about uganda" he's like "oh, no I haven't"
so I tell him i've finished with it and he should take it. then, i take out the cosmo
"well, how about unlimited orgasms?" i made him blush. he replyed "ummmm, well, i'd never thought id say no to that, but i can not be carrying around a cosmo"
so I tell him i've finished with it and he should take it. then, i take out the cosmo
"well, how about unlimited orgasms?" i made him blush. he replyed "ummmm, well, i'd never thought id say no to that, but i can not be carrying around a cosmo"
05-10-2006, 01:52 PM
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Originally Posted by mzkat1979
but he was married anyway, it was less of a pickup and more of a harmless flirt. i was in the magazine store looking to pick up a time or a us news, but i glaced by the trashy women's magazines to find a cosmo. the main feature was "orgasms unlimited," and i couldn't resist. i picked up my us news and cosmo. i finished the magazines in the plane and in atlanta i approached an extremely cute pilot, who had exchanged glances with me earlier with "hey, have you read this us news yet? great article about uganda" he's like "oh, no I haven't"
so I tell him i've finished with it and he should take it. then, i take out the cosmo
"well, how about unlimited orgasms?" i made him blush. he replyed "ummmm, well, i'd never thought id say no to that, but i can not be carrying around a cosmo"
so I tell him i've finished with it and he should take it. then, i take out the cosmo
"well, how about unlimited orgasms?" i made him blush. he replyed "ummmm, well, i'd never thought id say no to that, but i can not be carrying around a cosmo"
You may be able to pawn off the Cosmo on a few male FA's, however.
05-10-2006, 04:42 PM
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Was that really the main feature of this month's mag, mzkat? Sometimes I think you are a wolf in sheep's clothing (or a male FA in girly clothing)...
05-10-2006, 05:28 PM
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actually, i think that's the feature in every issue of cosmo. your reverse psychology tactics aren't going to work here.
05-10-2006, 06:10 PM
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I hope not, since I'm a girl... 
05-10-2006, 06:29 PM
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heheh... oh, then me too! 
05-10-2006, 06:32 PM
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Alright, more women!!!!!!!!!!!!! 
05-10-2006, 06:34 PM
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i think some of you guys need to take slice out to a strip club
05-10-2006, 06:40 PM
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Originally Posted by mzkat1979
i think some of you guys need to take slice out to a strip club
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