pilot pickup?
06-05-2006, 07:56 PM
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Erau, I can say with confidence that Mzkat and Sky are not men! However, with Vagabond, the verdict is still in limbo since she doesn't reciprocate...at least in terms of pics. 
You 'ladies' are welcome anytime in DC!
You 'ladies' are welcome anytime in DC!
06-05-2006, 08:20 PM
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Originally Posted by Cass
And another thing ERAU, you seem to be quite obsessed with gay male FA 's
Mzkat, you are too kind.I am sure he will try to twist your statement around to being "too overtly sexual"
Mzkat, you are too kind.I am sure he will try to twist your statement around to being "too overtly sexual"
Sorry, I got sidetracked by a phone call....yes Cass, the lad is a bit obsessed with gay male flight attendants. I liked Tony C's dry response to him when ERAU was over on another thread insulting pilots. He told him to lose the University of Tenn creds. Hopefully his mom told him to sign off the computer and go to bed and study for his finals.
06-05-2006, 08:21 PM
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Originally Posted by Slice
Erau, I can say with confidence that Mzkat and Sky are not men! However, with Vagabond, the verdict is still in limbo since she doesn't reciprocate...at least in terms of pics. You 'ladies' are welcome anytime in DC!
You 'ladies' are welcome anytime in DC!
06-05-2006, 08:35 PM
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Hey Skygirl,
Sorry to spout off but these kind of guys have been a pain in my ( neck?) since I started flying. Always picking on women.
Ill be nice now........
Sorry to spout off but these kind of guys have been a pain in my ( neck?) since I started flying. Always picking on women.
Ill be nice now........
06-05-2006, 08:36 PM
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Originally Posted by Skygirl
Thanks Slice, but only if you can handle our overt sexual comments...
06-05-2006, 08:47 PM
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Wow...this one took a while to read and was worth every minute...
06-05-2006, 09:05 PM
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Originally Posted by Skygirl
Tony C, is he as grumpy as he looks? Looks kinda like his batteries are running a little low...
I think he's on the low-voltage lithium. They rushed him in for heart surgery a few years ago, and I'm not sure if they could find it. Rumor has it he has the guts now of a Disney animitronic robot. I've seen him in person since then - - they've really done a bang-up job.
Did I mention batteries? I have no idea what you're talking about....
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06-05-2006, 09:06 PM
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Originally Posted by ERAU1978grad
Do you guys know that you have been chatting with a couple of MEN who get their erotic kicks on this bulletin board???
Read the quotes below. I have never known a woman to talk like this. It is too OVERTLY sexual........but picture these words coming out of a gay man's mouth and your fire claxon is gonna go off. (Especially skygirl's #3 quote. A dead giveaway)
Mxkat1979
"i recently have been in the habit of picking up commerical pilots on my trips. maybe not habit, by fluke--- it's happened a couple times recently."
"so, let picture this. hey capt. wait...stop... i want to give you some ...... um...free beer, before you fly."
"and mike, well, i'll show you mine if you show me yours... "
"...and skygirl thats so funny. here's my email, since i don't have pms yet. i'll tell you my effective stories. [email protected]"
"one more thing calcap. i'll be blaming you for my inability to sleep tonight"
"what are MELs? I need to retain all the vocabulary for the pilot dirty talk"
"um... and i'll take the 4-5 rounders. excuse me, i need some alone time "
"i kept getting eyed. maybe i just exude pilot chaser... "
"so I tell him i've finished with it and he should take it. then, i take out the cosmo
"well, how about unlimited orgasms?"
Skygirl
"I then deadpanned to her, "Either one of them could park their jet in my hangar." I was mortified when I looked up and saw them standing nearby."
"Those pilots just walked into the restaurant where I was eating and because they looked so handsome, they temporarily hijacked my thoughts."
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>"Seriously though, I would like to know what a "RON" is. "RON" sounds like he might be fun.......well, maybe after the "BM" has been achieved."
"Oh yes MzKat (in my best Paris Hilton voice)...you said, "he's probably "hot"."
"Hey now Slice guy, don't insult those seamen...."
"that's it, let's move to the legendary aviation sex stories. I know MzKat has been developing a few of her own..."
"Girl, you have some big plans!.."
Read the quotes below. I have never known a woman to talk like this. It is too OVERTLY sexual........but picture these words coming out of a gay man's mouth and your fire claxon is gonna go off. (Especially skygirl's #3 quote. A dead giveaway)
Mxkat1979
"i recently have been in the habit of picking up commerical pilots on my trips. maybe not habit, by fluke--- it's happened a couple times recently."
"so, let picture this. hey capt. wait...stop... i want to give you some ...... um...free beer, before you fly."
"and mike, well, i'll show you mine if you show me yours... "
"...and skygirl thats so funny. here's my email, since i don't have pms yet. i'll tell you my effective stories. [email protected]"
"one more thing calcap. i'll be blaming you for my inability to sleep tonight"
"what are MELs? I need to retain all the vocabulary for the pilot dirty talk"
"um... and i'll take the 4-5 rounders. excuse me, i need some alone time "
"i kept getting eyed. maybe i just exude pilot chaser... "
"so I tell him i've finished with it and he should take it. then, i take out the cosmo
"well, how about unlimited orgasms?"
Skygirl
"I then deadpanned to her, "Either one of them could park their jet in my hangar." I was mortified when I looked up and saw them standing nearby."
"Those pilots just walked into the restaurant where I was eating and because they looked so handsome, they temporarily hijacked my thoughts."
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>"Seriously though, I would like to know what a "RON" is. "RON" sounds like he might be fun.......well, maybe after the "BM" has been achieved."
"Oh yes MzKat (in my best Paris Hilton voice)...you said, "he's probably "hot"."
"Hey now Slice guy, don't insult those seamen...."
"that's it, let's move to the legendary aviation sex stories. I know MzKat has been developing a few of her own..."
"Girl, you have some big plans!.."
Du Scheißt Kopf! I don't see anything inherently gay about her previous posts. Women (and this has been my expirence (please correct me if I'm wrong)) tend to be at least as perverted if not more perverted then men. Women are just less vocal about it (which is probably smart in these days of Political correctness). These women have basically said I am the way I am and Ficken any Narr from ERAU who says otherwise.
By the way ladies I havent recieved any email addresses yet so I guess nobody wants to see how big my hands and feet really are.
06-05-2006, 09:14 PM
#349
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JFK and me
Originally Posted by 2dotslow
It'll take a nice bite out of the 2 days at JFK just gettin' back and forth from Washington and touring the Smithsonian...unless they've moved it to the Queens area. The ole saki-bomber needs to get a good fix into her 50EX's Proline 4 or whatever before I'd jump into that invite.
Boeing, sent me a PM and let me know your vicinity, maybe we could meet up and check it out. Have you been there, is it worth it?
06-05-2006, 09:29 PM
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what stays in vegas...
what the h*** happened to vegas?
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