pilot pickup?
06-05-2006, 07:25 PM
#331
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Originally Posted by ERAU1978grad
Wouldn't it be amusing if skygirl was actually a male flight attendant? Re-read the postings and think about it for a while.
06-05-2006, 07:26 PM
#332
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Originally Posted by ERAU1978grad
Read the quotes below. I have never known a woman to talk like this. It is too OVERTLY sexual.......
One of my favorite FA's was an older lady that at the beginning of the trip came up front and acted all serious and such, and say how she was very virtuous and wouldn't tolerate any crude behavior... then she said very sternly, "Oh, and just so you know... Sexual harrassment won't be tolerated- It will be graded! Now quit thinking about getting into my pants and fly this damn plane! We'll talk about sex over beers later..." That was a fun trip...
Then of course there was the FA in her 30's that pulled out her battery operated boyfriend (except that this didn't need batteries... it came complete with a 6' power cord), or the one that readily told everybody how wonderful getting certain areas of her body pierced (and offered to show)...
There are definately some females in the industry that are rather sexual creatures... But heck... that makes for a more interesting environment!
Last edited by FlyerJosh; 06-05-2006 at 07:29 PM.
06-05-2006, 07:28 PM
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Originally Posted by ERAU1978grad
Do you guys know that you have been chatting with a couple of MEN who get their erotic kicks on this bulletin board???
Read the quotes below. I have never known a woman to talk like this. It is too OVERTLY sexual........but picture these words coming out of a gay man's mouth and your fire claxon is gonna go off. (Especially skygirl's #3 quote. A dead giveaway)
Read the quotes below. I have never known a woman to talk like this. It is too OVERTLY sexual........but picture these words coming out of a gay man's mouth and your fire claxon is gonna go off. (Especially skygirl's #3 quote. A dead giveaway)
that's overt?
06-05-2006, 07:32 PM
#334
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Originally Posted by Cass
HA HA thats a good one, problem is that male flight attendants rarely give birth!!!
Isn't it finals week? Shouldn't you be studying?
06-05-2006, 07:33 PM
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Originally Posted by ERAU1978grad
Do you guys know that you have been chatting with a couple of MEN who get their erotic kicks on this bulletin board???
Read the quotes below. I have never known a woman to talk like this. It is too OVERTLY sexual........but picture these words coming out of a gay man's mouth and your fire claxon is gonna go off. (Especially skygirl's #3 quote. A dead giveaway)
Mxkat1979
"i recently have been in the habit of picking up commerical pilots on my trips. maybe not habit, by fluke--- it's happened a couple times recently."
"so, let picture this. hey capt. wait...stop... i want to give you some ...... um...free beer, before you fly."
"and mike, well, i'll show you mine if you show me yours... "
"...and skygirl thats so funny. here's my email, since i don't have pms yet. i'll tell you my effective stories. [email protected]"
"one more thing calcap. i'll be blaming you for my inability to sleep tonight"
"what are MELs? I need to retain all the vocabulary for the pilot dirty talk"
"um... and i'll take the 4-5 rounders. excuse me, i need some alone time "
"i kept getting eyed. maybe i just exude pilot chaser... "
"so I tell him i've finished with it and he should take it. then, i take out the cosmo
"well, how about unlimited orgasms?"
Skygirl
"I then deadpanned to her, "Either one of them could park their jet in my hangar." I was mortified when I looked up and saw them standing nearby."
"Those pilots just walked into the restaurant where I was eating and because they looked so handsome, they temporarily hijacked my thoughts."
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>"Seriously though, I would like to know what a "RON" is. "RON" sounds like he might be fun.......well, maybe after the "BM" has been achieved."
"Oh yes MzKat (in my best Paris Hilton voice)...you said, "he's probably "hot"."
"Hey now Slice guy, don't insult those seamen...."
"that's it, let's move to the legendary aviation sex stories. I know MzKat has been developing a few of her own..."
"Girl, you have some big plans!.."
Read the quotes below. I have never known a woman to talk like this. It is too OVERTLY sexual........but picture these words coming out of a gay man's mouth and your fire claxon is gonna go off. (Especially skygirl's #3 quote. A dead giveaway)
Mxkat1979
"i recently have been in the habit of picking up commerical pilots on my trips. maybe not habit, by fluke--- it's happened a couple times recently."
"so, let picture this. hey capt. wait...stop... i want to give you some ...... um...free beer, before you fly."
"and mike, well, i'll show you mine if you show me yours... "
"...and skygirl thats so funny. here's my email, since i don't have pms yet. i'll tell you my effective stories. [email protected]"
"one more thing calcap. i'll be blaming you for my inability to sleep tonight"
"what are MELs? I need to retain all the vocabulary for the pilot dirty talk"
"um... and i'll take the 4-5 rounders. excuse me, i need some alone time "
"i kept getting eyed. maybe i just exude pilot chaser... "
"so I tell him i've finished with it and he should take it. then, i take out the cosmo
"well, how about unlimited orgasms?"
Skygirl
"I then deadpanned to her, "Either one of them could park their jet in my hangar." I was mortified when I looked up and saw them standing nearby."
"Those pilots just walked into the restaurant where I was eating and because they looked so handsome, they temporarily hijacked my thoughts."
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>"Seriously though, I would like to know what a "RON" is. "RON" sounds like he might be fun.......well, maybe after the "BM" has been achieved."
"Oh yes MzKat (in my best Paris Hilton voice)...you said, "he's probably "hot"."
"Hey now Slice guy, don't insult those seamen...."
"that's it, let's move to the legendary aviation sex stories. I know MzKat has been developing a few of her own..."
"Girl, you have some big plans!.."
If you are going to come to this site just to blare your holier than thou opinion
with its massive male chauvinistic undertones than you can please bail.
No one asked for your rude opinion. This is a fun site, intended for light humor,sounds like you need to go hang out with the religious fanatics.
Dont insult the girls!!!!!!!!!!!!!
06-05-2006, 07:39 PM
#336
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Originally Posted by Cass
Hey Dude,
If you are going to come to this site just to blare your holier than thou opinion
with its massive male chauvinistic undertones than you can please bail.
No one asked for your rude opinion. This is a fun site, intended for light humor,sounds like you need to go hang out with the religious fanatics.
Dont insult the girls!!!!!!!!!!!!!
If you are going to come to this site just to blare your holier than thou opinion
with its massive male chauvinistic undertones than you can please bail.
No one asked for your rude opinion. This is a fun site, intended for light humor,sounds like you need to go hang out with the religious fanatics.
Dont insult the girls!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Thanks Cass. Apparently this kid has been making his way through a few forums trying to rattle cages and insult pilots. If I were a shrink I'd say he's probably a 13 year old boy with latent homosexual desires of his own, hence his obsession that I might possibly be a gay male flight attendant...LOL...
06-05-2006, 07:41 PM
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Originally Posted by Cass
Hey Dude,
If you are going to come to this site just to blare your holier than thou opinion
with its massive male chauvinistic undertones than you can please bail.
No one asked for your rude opinion. This is a fun site, intended for light humor,sounds like you need to go hang out with the religious fanatics.
Dont insult the girls!!!!!!!!!!!!!
If you are going to come to this site just to blare your holier than thou opinion
with its massive male chauvinistic undertones than you can please bail.
No one asked for your rude opinion. This is a fun site, intended for light humor,sounds like you need to go hang out with the religious fanatics.
Dont insult the girls!!!!!!!!!!!!!
06-05-2006, 07:43 PM
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And another thing ERAU, you seem to be quite obsessed with gay male FA 's
Mzkat, you are too kind.I am sure he will try to twist your statement around to being "too overtly sexual"
Mzkat, you are too kind.I am sure he will try to twist your statement around to being "too overtly sexual"
Last edited by Cass; 06-05-2006 at 07:45 PM.
06-05-2006, 07:46 PM
#339
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My goodness, I come back from my evening walk along the waterfront to find my beloved thread turned into something like this!
Perhaps this guy (if you really are a man yourself) is just upset he didn't get invited to our posse. All you need to do is ask calcapt, our pimp. I'm sure he'll oblige.
Perhaps this guy (if you really are a man yourself) is just upset he didn't get invited to our posse. All you need to do is ask calcapt, our pimp. I'm sure he'll oblige.
06-05-2006, 07:50 PM
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Originally Posted by vagabond
My goodness, I come back from my evening walk along the waterfront to find my beloved thread turned into something like this!
Perhaps this guy (if you really are a man yourself) is just upset he didn't get invited to our posse. All you need to do is ask calcapt, our pimp. I'm sure he'll oblige.
Perhaps this guy (if you really are a man yourself) is just upset he didn't get invited to our posse. All you need to do is ask calcapt, our pimp. I'm sure he'll oblige.
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