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Old 05-31-2006, 11:23 PM
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Originally Posted by mzkat1979
just booked my FIRST ever cal flight... if you hear any of your colleagues boasting about some chick who tried to seduce them in the middle of LGA... you know who is responsible

I will spread the word to all CAL bases to be on the lookout for you. Why did you switch to CAL? Were the Delta and American boys mistreating you? If you are lucky enough to end up on one of my flights you can sit in the FOs seat and fly awhile. It wouldn't be PIC time but it would be a good time! Oh and by the way, I told some new to the forum female lawyer (vagabond) that I wasn't a pilot, just pretending to be one and worked at Denny's. Please don't blow my cover. By the way, you know what they say about pilots that fly into airports with short runways.......

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Old 06-01-2006, 06:05 AM
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Ya Skygirl,
Who needs the phoneys and the fakes when what we are REALLy after is
"Quality Time" during which, money and stature take a back seat
Well, I don't care about the "quality time", money or stature, but I sure wouldn't mind some of that "back seat" with HSLD! Mmm, what a cute boy he is!
Slice, if you want to see me, send me a pic of you first...I sent one to HSLD and Skygirl, I guess you could ask them if I'm worthy??
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Old 06-01-2006, 11:19 AM
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Originally Posted by calcapt
I will spread the word to all CAL bases to be on the lookout for you. Why did you switch to CAL? Were the Delta and American boys mistreating you? If you are lucky enough to end up on one of my flights you can sit in the FOs seat and fly awhile. It wouldn't be PIC time but it would be a good time! Oh and by the way, I told some new to the forum female lawyer (vagabond) that I wasn't a pilot, just pretending to be one and worked at Denny's. Please don't blow my cover. By the way, you know what they say about pilots that fly into airports with short runways.......
Went to a Denny's for breakfast this morning. I thought you looked pretty good in that polyester shirt and the hat. Sausage was pretty tasty, by the way. I'm going to recommend a raise and a promotion for you!

Uh, what do they say about pilots who fly into airports with short runways?

On a similar note, I am taking Delta to Bradenton/Sarasota. I challenge any Delta flight crew on this forum to spot me. hee hee.
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Old 06-01-2006, 02:01 PM
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Went to a Denny's for breakfast this morning. I thought you looked pretty good in that polyester shirt and the hat. Sausage was pretty tasty, by the way. I'm going to recommend a raise and a promotion for you!

Uh, what do they say about pilots who fly into airports with short runways?

On a similar note, I am taking Delta to Bradenton/Sarasota. I challenge any Delta flight crew on this forum to spot me. hee hee.

Sorry about the overcooked omelet and the burnt toast. Did you realize when you bent over to pick up your napkin that the guy in the booth behind you was checking you out? I thought he was insensitive so I spit in his eggs. I have heard that short runway guys plant it harder and stop quicker. I guess that makes sense - right? I dream of one day becoming a pilot but can't afford the pay cut just yet.
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Old 06-01-2006, 04:24 PM
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Originally Posted by calcapt
Sorry about the overcooked omelet and the burnt toast. Did you realize when you bent over to pick up your napkin that the guy in the booth behind you was checking you out? I thought he was insensitive so I spit in his eggs. I have heard that short runway guys plant it harder and stop quicker. I guess that makes sense - right? I dream of one day becoming a pilot but can't afford the pay cut just yet.
Ah, calcapt, you sure know how to flirt with a girl. And here I am a prim, proper and some would say staid lawyer. Well, c'mon, I'll show you my legal briefs if you show me your cockpit. And Slice, where art thou these days? Where is that picture of yours?

I would like to ask the other girls here as to who they think is the best flirt on this forum. And why. Give examples of past flirtatious attempts. Anyone fall for it? If so, what happened?

A message to tomgoodman - I think you are a funny dude and I hope you join us in this thread, which I have noticed must hold the record for number of views.

I dream of being the lawyer who would sue an airline, but alas, most of them are bankrupt anyway. hee hee. Just kidding. Morbid gallows humor that only lawyers find remotely funny.
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Old 06-01-2006, 04:52 PM
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Originally Posted by vagabond
I would like to ask the other girls here as to who they think is the best flirt on this forum. And why. Give examples of past flirtatious attempts. Anyone fall for it? If so, what happened?

who's the biggest flirt? As a member of calcapt's pimp crew, and as VP of Marketing and PR, I have to say, this goes against the code!!!
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Old 06-01-2006, 05:19 PM
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Originally Posted by mzkat1979
who's the biggest flirt? As a member of calcapt's pimp crew, and as VP of Marketing and PR, I have to say, this goes against the code!!!
The first rule of Fight Club is......
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Old 06-01-2006, 06:36 PM
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The first rule of Fight Club is......

Is....what?...
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Don't talk about fight club...
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Old 06-01-2006, 06:56 PM
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Originally Posted by mzkat1979
who's the biggest flirt? As a member of calcapt's pimp crew, and as VP of Marketing and PR, I have to say, this goes against the code!!!
Well, as far as I can tell, seeing as how my role in Calcapt's pimp crew could possibly involve many positions, and I have already been written-up for failing to conform (a penalty punishable by being turned over Calcapt's knee ), I would say that by all means...let's keep going against the code!!
Excuse me while I go perform my duties as the official FAA liaison...I will make sure they help by coming with me.
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