normajean21

i think a little humor wont hurt today
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Homer: Homer no function beer well without.
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Homer: Here's to alcohol, the cause of—and solution to—all life's problems.
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Barney: Hello, my name is Barney Gumble, and I'm an alcoholic.
Lisa: Mr Gumble, this is a girl scouts meeting.
Barney: Is it, or is it you girls can't admit that you have a problem?
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Homer: Got any of that beer that has candy floating in it? You know, Skittlebrau?
Apu: Such a beer does not exist, sir. I think you must have dreamed it.
Homer: Oh. Well, then just give me a six-pack and a couple of bags of Skittles.
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Barney: Hey, Homer, I'm worried about the beer supply. After this case, and the other case, there's only one case left.
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Homer: Son, a woman is like a beer. They smell good, they look good, you'd step over your own mother just to get one! But you can't stop at one. You wanna drink another woman!
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Homer: Son, when you participate in sporting events, it's not whether you win or lose: it's how drunk you get.
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Duffman: Hey Duff lovers! Does anyone in this bar loooove Duff?
Carl: Hey, it's Duffman!
Lenny: Newsweek said you died of liver failure.
Duffman: Duffman can never die, only the actors who play him. Ooh yeah!

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"I would kill everyone in this room for a drop of sweet beer." -Homer Simpson

normajean21

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