Porn On A Plane
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Ticket to Reno: $159
Extra bag: $25
Window seat: $15
Not sticking to your seat: PRICELESS!
New FAA regulation:
121.69 Required Crew Member, Wiper
(A) Except as listed in (C), in addition to required flight attendants, air carriers allowing adult entertainment must provide:
(1) One Wiper on aircraft equiped with up to 49 passenger seats
(2) For aircraft equiped with more than 49 passenger seats, one additional Wiper must be provided for each 50 additional passenger seats
(B) Adult entertainment includes
(1) magazines, books, videos in all forms, and internet web sites that depict:
(a) nude or partially nude males or females
(b) two or more persons engaged in or simulating engagement in sexual activities including, but not limited to
i. (Deleted for TOS compliance)
ii. (Deleted for TOS compliance)
iii. (Deleted for TOS compliance)
(2) nude or patially nude air carrier employees
(C) If the adult entertainment includes nude or partially nude Flight Attendants over the age of 50, one additional wiper, equiped with enough air sickness bags to serve 10% of the passengers, is required.
Extra bag: $25
Window seat: $15
Not sticking to your seat: PRICELESS!
New FAA regulation:
121.69 Required Crew Member, Wiper
(A) Except as listed in (C), in addition to required flight attendants, air carriers allowing adult entertainment must provide:
(1) One Wiper on aircraft equiped with up to 49 passenger seats
(2) For aircraft equiped with more than 49 passenger seats, one additional Wiper must be provided for each 50 additional passenger seats
(B) Adult entertainment includes
(1) magazines, books, videos in all forms, and internet web sites that depict:
(a) nude or partially nude males or females
(b) two or more persons engaged in or simulating engagement in sexual activities including, but not limited to
i. (Deleted for TOS compliance)
ii. (Deleted for TOS compliance)
iii. (Deleted for TOS compliance)
(2) nude or patially nude air carrier employees
(C) If the adult entertainment includes nude or partially nude Flight Attendants over the age of 50, one additional wiper, equiped with enough air sickness bags to serve 10% of the passengers, is required.
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