Why can't people spell an airplane name right? and other useless info
06-15-2008, 12:41 PM
#22
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Joined APC: Mar 2008
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Oh but wait professor. Read the joke again. The bear asks the rabbit if he has "problems," plural, with poop sticking to his fur. He did not ask if he has a "problem." So the plural "problems" is in reference to the actual poop sticking to his fur, not the objection of having poop on his fur. Therefor poop does not stick to the rabbits fur and hence a poor use of toilet paper.
I realize I have looked too deeply into this but you wanted to get all professor on me so I had to as well.
I realize I have looked too deeply into this but you wanted to get all professor on me so I had to as well.
USMCFLYR
p.s - ok - not really - I have no idea but I wanted to wade into this melee
06-15-2008, 12:49 PM
#23
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Joined APC: Feb 2008
Position: FO
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A guy walks into a bar and orders a drink. He notices a scruffy, homeless looking guy at the other end of the bar so he asks the bartender "what's up with that guy?" The bartender says he's an airline pilot. The guy looks at the bartender and says how do you know, did he tell you? The bartender says no, about every ten minutes he sits up and says "was that for us?"
06-15-2008, 12:58 PM
#24
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Joined APC: Dec 2007
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But wait.....the original joke asked if the rabbit had a "problem [singular] with poop sticking to his fur...", so the mistake was made in the transcription to the forum thus going all *professor* on Mitragorz was misguided
USMCFLYR
p.s - ok - not really - I have no idea but I wanted to wade into this melee
USMCFLYR
p.s - ok - not really - I have no idea but I wanted to wade into this melee
06-15-2008, 05:07 PM
#25
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06-15-2008, 05:33 PM
#26
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Joined APC: Aug 2007
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I just remembered two Aggie jokes
1 There were three Aggies huddled around each other at a local bar. All of a sudden, they jumped up and yelled, "Yeah, 45! 45!" The bartender goes down to them and asks, "45? What are you guys so excited about?" One of the Aggies speaks up: "We just finished a jigsaw puzzle. The box said 2 to 3 years, and we did it in 45 days!"
2 There was a group of Aggie science students that built a cardboard and tin foil probe to send to the sun, but some UT students said that was impossible and that the probe would burn up long before reaching the sun. The Aggies replied that they planned to send the probe at night.
1 There were three Aggies huddled around each other at a local bar. All of a sudden, they jumped up and yelled, "Yeah, 45! 45!" The bartender goes down to them and asks, "45? What are you guys so excited about?" One of the Aggies speaks up: "We just finished a jigsaw puzzle. The box said 2 to 3 years, and we did it in 45 days!"
2 There was a group of Aggie science students that built a cardboard and tin foil probe to send to the sun, but some UT students said that was impossible and that the probe would burn up long before reaching the sun. The Aggies replied that they planned to send the probe at night.
