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Old 06-14-2008, 03:55 PM
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I never understood this joke. If the "poop" does not stick to the rabbit's fur, how effective will the bear be in wiping his "butt."
The rabbit does not have a problem with poop sticking to his fur. It means both:

1) It doesn't stick to his fur.

2) He doesn't mind it sticking to his fur.



I heard they just came out with a new paint color called 'Blonde.' It's not too bright, but it spreads easy.
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everyone hates the "loose, and lose" epidemic. Also, descent, and decent!
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Old 06-14-2008, 06:59 PM
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Why didn't the two snakes on Noah's Arc go forth into the world after the flood and multiply?

They didn't know how to multiply...they were adders.

And their you go.
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Old 06-14-2008, 09:08 PM
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Spelling correctly is for losers.
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Old 06-15-2008, 05:18 AM
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Originally Posted by UnlimitedAkro
Spelling correctly is for losers.
You mean "loosers".
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Old 06-15-2008, 05:52 AM
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You come up with this thread, and viola ... look at all the good responses.
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Old 06-15-2008, 06:16 AM
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Originally Posted by Mitragorz

I heard they just came out with a new paint color called 'Blonde.' It's not too bright, but it spreads easy.
I believe you are mistaken. The color is called "Flight Attendant".
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Old 06-15-2008, 09:28 AM
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Originally Posted by B717U2
I believe you are mistaken. The color is called "Flight Attendant".
OH SNAP!!!
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Old 06-15-2008, 12:13 PM
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Originally Posted by Mitragorz
The rabbit does not have a problem with poop sticking to his fur. It means both:

1) It doesn't stick to his fur.

2) He doesn't mind it sticking to his fur.



I heard they just came out with a new paint color called 'Blonde.' It's not too bright, but it spreads easy.
Oh but wait professor. Read the joke again. The bear asks the rabbit if he has "problems," plural, with poop sticking to his fur. He did not ask if he has a "problem." So the plural "problems" is in reference to the actual poop sticking to his fur, not the objection of having poop on his fur. Therefor poop does not stick to the rabbits fur and hence a poor use of toilet paper.

I realize I have looked too deeply into this but you wanted to get all professor on me so I had to as well.
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Old 06-15-2008, 12:20 PM
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Q: Why do mermaids wear seashells?
A: Because B-shells are to small and D-shells are too big!


Q: What kind of bee produces milk?
A: A boobie!
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