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Old 06-20-2008, 12:22 PM
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Originally Posted by ⌐ AV8OR WANNABE
Funny? Call me pansy but if another crew calls windshear I wouldn't take off right after they landed no matter what I thought really happened...
Even if the winds were 320 at 3 knots gusting to 5? I'd be willing to bet the weather was CAVU with light winds!

Now it if was gusting over 20, that might be another story...
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Old 06-20-2008, 12:25 PM
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Originally Posted by FlyerJosh
Even if the winds were 320 at 3 knots gusting to 5? I'd be willing to bet the weather was CAVU with light winds!

Now it if was gusting over 20, that might be another story...
True, you have a point... Wasn't there and I'm sure they made the right decision...
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Old 06-20-2008, 06:16 PM
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Cleveland Center: "Co123 say ride conditions"
Co 123: "Smooth as a coed's inner thigh"
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Unknown: "agghhhh"
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Old 06-20-2008, 07:51 PM
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For those who know Concourse C at CVG, pushbacks out of the alleyways can be interesting for a new tug driver. Whenever I was sitting on ramp control and would see a trainer walking next to a tug pushing out of the alley, I'd always be sure to watch. If the push would go astray, I'd key my mike and say:
"Next on Fox: When good pushbacks go bad!"

Crews would always get a kick out of that.
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Old 06-20-2008, 07:54 PM
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Out of Grand Forks I think we hit a deer.
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Old 06-20-2008, 08:22 PM
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Originally Posted by ⌐ AV8OR WANNABE
Funny? Call me pansy but if another crew calls windshear I wouldn't take off right after they landed no matter what I thought really happened...
And that's why you're a wannabe
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Old 06-20-2008, 08:33 PM
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Originally Posted by ⌐ AV8OR WANNABE
Funny? Call me pansy but if another crew calls windshear I wouldn't take off right after they landed no matter what I thought really happened...
OK. Pansy
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And that's why you're a wannabe
Dude & Bored Wife - Yeah, you got it, maybe I'll switch to Wannabe Pansy, huh?
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Originally Posted by flynwmn
Out of Grand Forks I think we hit a deer.
What does this have to do with the radio, unless you said something funny on the radio after? Sure it wasn't Motorcycle Man Chip?
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Old 06-21-2008, 07:52 AM
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Originally Posted by Ramprat
What does this have to do with the radio, unless you said something funny on the radio after? Sure it wasn't Motorcycle Man Chip?
It was the why the poor kid said it.
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