Whats the funniest thing you have ever heard over the radio??
05-08-2008, 07:29 AM
#641
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Joined APC: Mar 2008
Position: Airbus F/O
Posts: 333
Not sure if anyone posted this one, but I read it somewhere a long time ago. An F-16 was having engine problems behind a B-52 coming in without an engine.
F-16: Approach, viper 123 requesting priority, having engine problems.
Approach: Unable, B-52 5 miles ahead with one engine out.
F-16: Ahhh yes, that dreaded seven engine approach.
F-16: Approach, viper 123 requesting priority, having engine problems.
Approach: Unable, B-52 5 miles ahead with one engine out.
F-16: Ahhh yes, that dreaded seven engine approach.
05-08-2008, 10:36 AM
#643
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Joined APC: May 2008
Position: CRJ, Left
Posts: 7
In SLC, a female ground controller pipes up to SKYW aircraft taxiing:
ATC: SKYW, hurry, I've only got 5 minutes to get you off. (flow to SFO)
Many aircraft respond: I don't need the whole five minutes...I'm next...etc...
ATC: You guys are nasty...then a male controller takes over...
I had to stop taxiing since I was laughing so hard.
ATC: SKYW, hurry, I've only got 5 minutes to get you off. (flow to SFO)
Many aircraft respond: I don't need the whole five minutes...I'm next...etc...
ATC: You guys are nasty...then a male controller takes over...
I had to stop taxiing since I was laughing so hard.
05-08-2008, 04:03 PM
#645
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Joined APC: Apr 2007
Position: 88FO
Posts: 57
Flew into Green Bay today, on my time building journey in a seminole as we were leaving we decided to take a picture of a skywest CRJ. We kind of awkwardly slowed our taxi and paused on the tarmack and snapped a shot of the plane. IT was real dead, so without delay the captain/FO responded
"We smiled for that one."
followed by
"Calling ground say again."
Not saying it was hilarious because I know you had to be there but, thanks to that skywest crew we dodged thunderstorms with a smile on our face the whole way home.
P.S.
To that crew, PM me if you guys want a copy of that picture, ha
"We smiled for that one."
followed by
"Calling ground say again."
Not saying it was hilarious because I know you had to be there but, thanks to that skywest crew we dodged thunderstorms with a smile on our face the whole way home.
P.S.
To that crew, PM me if you guys want a copy of that picture, ha
05-09-2008, 01:57 PM
#648
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Joined APC: Dec 2007
Position: 737 Captain
Posts: 34
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