Whats the funniest thing you have ever heard over the radio??
12-13-2007, 10:29 PM
#512
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Heard this one today comin' outta MSP:
Center: Skywest, contact Chicago on 134.75
Skywest: <female...laughing> Chicago....hahah...um...on....hahaha
Center: C'mon Skywest, don't go laughin' at me now...
Skywest: No...hahah....it's not you...my captain's givin' me good humor today. (I don't even know what this means)
Center: Mmmmmmmm hmmmmmmmmmm
Skywest: No really! He's trying to hold my hand!!
Unknown: Is that what they're calling it these days?
<Silence>
Center: Skywest, contact Chicago on 134.75
Skywest: <female...laughing> Chicago....hahah...um...on....hahaha
Center: C'mon Skywest, don't go laughin' at me now...
Skywest: No...hahah....it's not you...my captain's givin' me good humor today. (I don't even know what this means)
Center: Mmmmmmmm hmmmmmmmmmm
Skywest: No really! He's trying to hold my hand!!
Unknown: Is that what they're calling it these days?
<Silence>
12-15-2007, 08:38 PM
#513
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Flying into Addison, TX today, ATC vectored a King Air onto the ILS15. Apparently the intercept angle was 50deg.
RegApp: KingAir 12345, fly heading 1-0-0, 4 miles from the OM, cleared ILS 15 approach, contact Addison twr 126.0.
KingAir: Heading 1-0-0, cleared ILS15. Whisky Tango Foxtrot on the vector to intercept?!?!
RegApp: Whisky Tango Foxtrot? OH! Yeah, sorry about that.
RegApp: KingAir 12345, fly heading 1-0-0, 4 miles from the OM, cleared ILS 15 approach, contact Addison twr 126.0.
KingAir: Heading 1-0-0, cleared ILS15. Whisky Tango Foxtrot on the vector to intercept?!?!
RegApp: Whisky Tango Foxtrot? OH! Yeah, sorry about that.
01-03-2008, 10:12 AM
#515
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While sitting at Gate 23/25 in JFK "delta connection" Ramp.... Ramp control tells Chautauqua to
"...park at Lima and ONLY Lima"...as they always phrase it as such....the chautauqua crew (apparently new to kenndey....and possibly flying in general...ok sorry that was mean.)
Anyway, the Crew parks at Juliet... where the ramp crew flagged them in and reports to Ramp that the ground crew parked them at juliet.
Ramp responded with " ....I told you Lima and only Lima!"
Chautauqua "....well they taxiied us into Juliet, what did you want us to do...?!"
Ramp "Chautauqua! If they taxiied you into a sewer would you follow them!!"
Classic new york!....not "off a bridge" or "into a jetway" ....but "into a sewer!"
"...park at Lima and ONLY Lima"...as they always phrase it as such....the chautauqua crew (apparently new to kenndey....and possibly flying in general...ok sorry that was mean.)
Anyway, the Crew parks at Juliet... where the ramp crew flagged them in and reports to Ramp that the ground crew parked them at juliet.
Ramp responded with " ....I told you Lima and only Lima!"
Chautauqua "....well they taxiied us into Juliet, what did you want us to do...?!"
Ramp "Chautauqua! If they taxiied you into a sewer would you follow them!!"
Classic new york!....not "off a bridge" or "into a jetway" ....but "into a sewer!"
01-03-2008, 01:45 PM
#517
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Position: ERJ CA
Posts: 299
While sitting at Gate 23/25 in JFK "delta connection" Ramp.... Ramp control tells Chautauqua to
"...park at Lima and ONLY Lima"...as they always phrase it as such....the chautauqua crew (apparently new to kenndey....and possibly flying in general...ok sorry that was mean.)
Anyway, the Crew parks at Juliet... where the ramp crew flagged them in and reports to Ramp that the ground crew parked them at juliet.
Ramp responded with " ....I told you Lima and only Lima!"
Chautauqua "....well they taxiied us into Juliet, what did you want us to do...?!"
Ramp "Chautauqua! If they taxiied you into a sewer would you follow them!!"
Classic new york!....not "off a bridge" or "into a jetway" ....but "into a sewer!"
"...park at Lima and ONLY Lima"...as they always phrase it as such....the chautauqua crew (apparently new to kenndey....and possibly flying in general...ok sorry that was mean.)
Anyway, the Crew parks at Juliet... where the ramp crew flagged them in and reports to Ramp that the ground crew parked them at juliet.
Ramp responded with " ....I told you Lima and only Lima!"
Chautauqua "....well they taxiied us into Juliet, what did you want us to do...?!"
Ramp "Chautauqua! If they taxiied you into a sewer would you follow them!!"
Classic new york!....not "off a bridge" or "into a jetway" ....but "into a sewer!"
01-03-2008, 04:38 PM
#519
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Originally Posted by Tonne
"...park at Lima and ONLY Lima"...as they always phrase it as such"
01-03-2008, 04:43 PM
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