Whats the funniest thing you have ever heard over the radio??
12-11-2007, 05:42 AM
#481
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Several years ago, flying back to ATL, very early in the morning. ATC: "DAL 1234, decend to FL240." No response. ATC repeats, no response. ATC repeats again, no response. Finally, over the radio, "Beep-beep-beep-beep-beep-beep (an alarm clock), DAL 1234 ATL center, this is your wake up call, good morning."
12-11-2007, 06:00 AM
#482
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Took a student up a few weeks ago for pattern work and some instructor was on tower frequency with an open mic.
He spent the next few minutes explaining to his student how tower was routing the aircraft in, and they would be next. Pointed out this bizjet that just landed and how much wake turbulence it was going to give off.
Guy was giving everybody on frequency a free flight lesson. It was pretty hilarious.
He spent the next few minutes explaining to his student how tower was routing the aircraft in, and they would be next. Pointed out this bizjet that just landed and how much wake turbulence it was going to give off.
Guy was giving everybody on frequency a free flight lesson. It was pretty hilarious.
Last edited by cfii2007; 12-11-2007 at 06:00 AM. Reason: misspelling
12-11-2007, 05:34 PM
#483
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I read those on line the other day
“O'Hare Approach Control to a 747: "United 329 heavy, your traffic is a Fokker, one o'clock, three miles, Eastbound."
United 329: "Approach, I've always wanted to say this... I've got the little Fokker in sight."
“O'Hare Approach Control to a 747: "United 329 heavy, your traffic is a Fokker, one o'clock, three miles, Eastbound."
United 329: "Approach, I've always wanted to say this... I've got the little Fokker in sight."
12-11-2007, 05:46 PM
#484
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12-11-2007, 08:26 PM
#485
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On a trip to Indy from Toledo Ohio I heard this conversation that gave me a pretty good laugh
After about 10 minutes of radio silence----
Anonymous pilot: "Whoa that was crazy"
ATC: "Aircraft calling.... what was crazy?"
Anon Pilot: "We just saw a meteor fly right in front of our plane and burn up on its way down"
ATC: "Well thats good and bad.... Good that you got to see it but bad that it didnt hit.. uhh.. no wait its good that it didnt hit you either.. "
Anon Pilot: "your damn right!"
After about 10 minutes of radio silence----
Anonymous pilot: "Whoa that was crazy"
ATC: "Aircraft calling.... what was crazy?"
Anon Pilot: "We just saw a meteor fly right in front of our plane and burn up on its way down"
ATC: "Well thats good and bad.... Good that you got to see it but bad that it didnt hit.. uhh.. no wait its good that it didnt hit you either.. "
Anon Pilot: "your damn right!"
12-11-2007, 08:30 PM
#486
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On a students first solo he had a stuck mike and kept calling himself Maverick, when he landed and got the mike unstuck ground told him "Hey Maverick taxi to spot 2." Was being broadcast throughout the entire school too lol.
12-12-2007, 01:38 AM
#488
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For those of you who haven't discovered this yet (I suspect many of you already have) check this out.
http://www.airtoons.com
http://www.airtoons.com
Not funny.
12-12-2007, 07:20 AM
#490
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