Whats the funniest thing you have ever heard over the radio??
01-26-2007, 08:06 AM
#233
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Didnt hear this one my self, but I have been told about it.....
A lufftansa A340 was blocking traffic on the ramp in boston one day, and the controller said for the lufftansa plane to move.
The lufftansa pilots responded: We cant we are missing 3 passengers.
A pilot from one of the other planes said: Did you check your ovens!
Than it went dead silent, no body said anything.
A lufftansa A340 was blocking traffic on the ramp in boston one day, and the controller said for the lufftansa plane to move.
The lufftansa pilots responded: We cant we are missing 3 passengers.
A pilot from one of the other planes said: Did you check your ovens!
Than it went dead silent, no body said anything.
03-21-2007, 01:21 PM
#235
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Heard this one the other day..
Cleveland center this is united xxxx fl 380
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Cleveland center this is united xxxx fl 380
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Cleveland center this is united xxxx fl 380
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Cleveland center if you hear united xxxx please ident...
it was hilarious because you could hear both of the pilots laughing before he unkeyed the mike, then of course center finally comes back and says
sorry i was off the line, who was that calling?
Cleveland center this is united xxxx fl 380
.....
Cleveland center this is united xxxx fl 380
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Cleveland center this is united xxxx fl 380
.....
Cleveland center if you hear united xxxx please ident...
it was hilarious because you could hear both of the pilots laughing before he unkeyed the mike, then of course center finally comes back and says
sorry i was off the line, who was that calling?
03-21-2007, 01:38 PM
#236
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03-21-2007, 03:30 PM
#237
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On a snowy day in Chicago. LAHSO in effect and ATC was requesting braking reports.
Tower: "American XXXX I told you to hold short of Sierra"
American: "Sorry, we slid through the intersection. Uh, braking action fair."
Tower: "American XXXX I told you to hold short of Sierra"
American: "Sorry, we slid through the intersection. Uh, braking action fair."
03-21-2007, 06:15 PM
#239
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Me and my instructor were on a cross country from KSFB to KDAY and back.
Over Atlanta center, ATC was pretty busy with Delta's Atlanta's departures and arrivals. ATC queried us about our altitude to which I said 10,000 feet. A Delta 777 captain says "What? you guys at ten thousand feet? I didn't know bug smashers flew that high. Hey ATC, keep that thing away from us in case we ingest it into one of our engines, I wouldn't know about it. After he said that other pilots chimed in...... Asking questions like that thing pressurized? You got A/C? I heard Airtran was doing a new service but with a 172? They all had a good laugh. I said listen everyone, you all started in a 172 so don't forget were you came from. A few moments silence was broken by a smart aleck who said, not me I started in a seminole so naaaaaaah!!! The way he said it and his tone of voice caused everyone to loose it!!
Over Atlanta center, ATC was pretty busy with Delta's Atlanta's departures and arrivals. ATC queried us about our altitude to which I said 10,000 feet. A Delta 777 captain says "What? you guys at ten thousand feet? I didn't know bug smashers flew that high. Hey ATC, keep that thing away from us in case we ingest it into one of our engines, I wouldn't know about it. After he said that other pilots chimed in...... Asking questions like that thing pressurized? You got A/C? I heard Airtran was doing a new service but with a 172? They all had a good laugh. I said listen everyone, you all started in a 172 so don't forget were you came from. A few moments silence was broken by a smart aleck who said, not me I started in a seminole so naaaaaaah!!! The way he said it and his tone of voice caused everyone to loose it!!
03-21-2007, 07:51 PM
#240
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rude and crude old dog
while flying at a regional, the Captain I was flying with got into a verbal with a female DAL pilot in CVG....
the b767 with a femal f/o took a wrong turn and my Captain responded:
"Empty Kitchen"
after some silence, the female responded:
"I will have you know, my HUSBAND is home in the kitchen"
my Captain responded:
"That's what you think!"
no further transmission were relayed....
the b767 with a femal f/o took a wrong turn and my Captain responded:
"Empty Kitchen"
after some silence, the female responded:
"I will have you know, my HUSBAND is home in the kitchen"
my Captain responded:
"That's what you think!"
no further transmission were relayed....
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