Beech 1900 Boys to do a benefit concert for regional first officers
02-20-2008, 07:15 PM
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Beech 1900 Boys to do a benefit concert for regional first officers
The Beech Boys have just announced that they planning to do a benefit concert with proceeds going to first year regional first officers. Some of the hits expected are:
“Be true to your regional”
When some other ALPC member tries to put me down
And says his regional is great
I tell him right away
Now whats the matter buddy ain’t you heard of my company
We’re number one in delays
So be true to your company
And let your bottom feeder pride fly
And be true to Hulas, Chuck and JO...
"California Girls"
The west coast routes are hip I really dig those pay rates we have
And the northeastern routes with the the way they delay, they knock me out when I’m up there
The midwest jet routes really make you feel alright
I wish all this flying was mainline
I wish all this flying was mainline
I wish all this flying was mainline
The DC-BOS routes have the CRJs
And the NY-Chicago routes have the ERJs
I dig a $21 year for first year pay
I’ve been all around this ATC system
And I’ve seen all kinds of ground stops
But I can’t wait to get a mainline job
Back to the liveable pay rates
I wish they all could be mainline routes
“Wouldn’t it be nice”
Wouldn’t it be nice if we were more senior
Then we wouldn’t have to wait so long
You know its going to make it that much better
When we can have a nice overnight
Wake up in the morning all rested
Oh wouldn’t it be nice.
Wouldn’t it be nice if I could hold a line…
“409”
She’s real fine my CRJ 900
My CRJ 9-0-0
Well I saved my pennies and I saved my dimes
Giddy up giddy up CRJ900
Before I knew it there would be a time
Giddy up giddy up CRJ900
When I could buy a brand new airline job [gulfstream]
Giddy up giddy up CRJ900
Nothing can get them, nothing can match my FO pay rates
In my dual FADEC slat equipped 90 seat regional jet
Giddy up giddy up CRJ900
Every time we get delayed we get paid the same time
Mesa work rules, Mesa work rules
But we’ll still turn an aircraft in no time
Nothing can touch my CRJ900 pay rates
“Little Deuce Cockpit”
Well I’m not braggin babe so don’t put me down
I’ve got the smallest cockpit in town
When a jumpseater comes up they don’t even try
I’ve got a set of wings and I know I can fly [my rj]
She’s my little RJ
Just a little RJ with dual FADECS
But she’ll walk a Cessna like it’s standing still
She’s MEL’d and dirty as hell
And she’ll do 320 kias in max speed cruise
Tour dates to be released soon. Stay tuned. Coming to a crew room near you.
[Ok ok so I had too much time on my hands. All in good fun, guys]
02-20-2008, 07:42 PM
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Posts: 382
The Beech Boys have just announced that they planning to do a benefit concert with proceeds going to first year regional first officers. Some of the hits expected are:
“Be true to your regional”
When some other ALPC member tries to put me down
And says his regional is great
I tell him right away
Now whats the matter buddy ain’t you heard of my company
We’re number one in delays
So be true to your company
And let your bottom feeder pride fly
And be true to Hulas, Chuck and JO...
"California Girls"
The west coast routes are hip I really dig those pay rates we have
And the northeastern routes with the the way they delay, they knock me out when I’m up there
The midwest jet routes really make you feel alright
I wish all this flying was mainline
I wish all this flying was mainline
I wish all this flying was mainline
The DC-BOS routes have the CRJs
And the NY-Chicago routes have the ERJs
I dig a $21 year for first year pay
I’ve been all around this ATC system
And I’ve seen all kinds of ground stops
But I can’t wait to get a mainline job
Back to the liveable pay rates
I wish they all could be mainline routes
“Wouldn’t it be nice”
Wouldn’t it be nice if we were more senior
Then we wouldn’t have to wait so long
You know its going to make it that much better
When we can have a nice overnight
Wake up in the morning all rested
Oh wouldn’t it be nice.
Wouldn’t it be nice if I could hold a line…
“409”
She’s real fine my CRJ 900
My CRJ 9-0-0
Well I saved my pennies and I saved my dimes
Giddy up giddy up CRJ900
Before I knew it there would be a time
Giddy up giddy up CRJ900
When I could buy a brand new airline job [gulfstream]
Giddy up giddy up CRJ900
Nothing can get them, nothing can match my FO pay rates
In my dual FADEC slat equipped 90 seat regional jet
Giddy up giddy up CRJ900
Every time we get delayed we get paid the same time
Mesa work rules, Mesa work rules
But we’ll still turn an aircraft in no time
Nothing can touch my CRJ900 pay rates
“Little Deuce Cockpit”
Well I’m not braggin babe so don’t put me down
I’ve got the smallest cockpit in town
When a jumpseater comes up they don’t even try
I’ve got a set of wings and I know I can fly [my rj]
She’s my little RJ
Just a little RJ with dual FADECS
But she’ll walk a Cessna like it’s standing still
She’s MEL’d and dirty as hell
And she’ll do 320 kias in max speed cruise
Tour dates to be released soon. Stay tuned. Coming to a crew room near you.
[Ok ok so I had too much time on my hands. All in good fun, guys]
02-21-2008, 01:17 AM
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Well ladies I didn't mean to get under anyones skin, just a funny post but it seemed to attract guys that are ****ed about how much their life sucks?
And yes maam I have a life, we did hit the bar up until 12 hours.
Thanks for playing!
And yes maam I have a life, we did hit the bar up until 12 hours.
Thanks for playing!
02-21-2008, 01:21 AM
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Posts: 1,068
I think his obsession lies not with flying, but instead with talking down to those who he thinks are inferior to him.
Food for thought.
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