Boeing Commercials
02-11-2008, 07:30 AM
#11
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At least they're not in "infomercial" format.
"Well Cindy, the Triple Seven can carry up to 900 passengers AND circle the globe three times!"
"Gee, Bob- that's incredible!"
"And Cindy, if you purchase 4 Triple Sevens, we'll throw in the ER package!
"Doesn't get better than that Bob!"
"Actually Cindy, it does! Order right now and well send you a FREE Boeing Business Jet!"
"Well Cindy, the Triple Seven can carry up to 900 passengers AND circle the globe three times!"
"Gee, Bob- that's incredible!"
"And Cindy, if you purchase 4 Triple Sevens, we'll throw in the ER package!
"Doesn't get better than that Bob!"
"Actually Cindy, it does! Order right now and well send you a FREE Boeing Business Jet!"
02-11-2008, 09:21 AM
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At least they're not in "infomercial" format.
"Well Cindy, the Triple Seven can carry up to 900 passengers AND circle the globe three times!"
"Gee, Bob- that's incredible!"
"And Cindy, if you purchase 4 Triple Sevens, we'll throw in the ER package!
"Doesn't get better than that Bob!"
"Actually Cindy, it does! Order right now and well send you a FREE Boeing Business Jet!"
"Well Cindy, the Triple Seven can carry up to 900 passengers AND circle the globe three times!"
"Gee, Bob- that's incredible!"
"And Cindy, if you purchase 4 Triple Sevens, we'll throw in the ER package!
"Doesn't get better than that Bob!"
"Actually Cindy, it does! Order right now and well send you a FREE Boeing Business Jet!"
host; "set it and..."
studio audience; "FORGET IT!"
Mike Levy and Tony Little would have been proud!
02-11-2008, 02:49 PM
#15
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Boeing wants you to buy stock, avoid airlines that fly Airbus, and generate a proud nationalistic feeling for their commercial and military aircraft building expertise.
Thing is, for me at least, it works. Boeing kicks ass and is a company to be proud of that is NOT subsidized by the stinky French.
Thing is, for me at least, it works. Boeing kicks ass and is a company to be proud of that is NOT subsidized by the stinky French.
02-11-2008, 03:50 PM
#16
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LOL
As fun as it's been reading the thread, I think the official answer may be the stocks. Although I would like to see a half hour Boeing infomercial. I'd actually watch it for once.
As fun as it's been reading the thread, I think the official answer may be the stocks. Although I would like to see a half hour Boeing infomercial. I'd actually watch it for once.
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