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Old 02-01-2008, 02:25 PM
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You have flown a leg or two with the tailstand still in
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Old 02-01-2008, 05:22 PM
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you slam your breaks at night when you blow past a yellow cross walk .. thinking you didnt get cleared
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Old 02-01-2008, 06:32 PM
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You get excited when your mainline carrier has the new issue of their monthly magazine in their seat pockets.
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Old 02-03-2008, 09:46 PM
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Old 02-04-2008, 07:19 AM
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While on a road trip you inform your passengers of the distance and ETA to the next exit.
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Old 02-04-2008, 07:41 AM
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Originally Posted by aviator09
you slam your breaks at night when you blow past a yellow cross walk .. thinking you didnt get cleared
HAHHAHAHA GUILTY!!!!
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Old 02-05-2008, 03:00 PM
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You come home after a 4 day only to realize you don't have any of that nice "body lotion" at home that you enjoyed so much at the hotel.

You get a few days off and realize you have the ability to travel anywhere in the country for free, yet you stay home and love it.

You sit in your car on the driveway facing the garage wondering when the tug is going to push you back.
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Old 02-05-2008, 03:23 PM
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Originally Posted by wmarti31
...the three most important things to you are: sex, seniority, and salary.
Salary should come before sex because it has a direct impact on how much sex.
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Old 02-05-2008, 03:29 PM
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Originally Posted by aviator09
you slam your breaks at night when you blow past a yellow cross walk .. thinking you didnt get cleared
You must be a pilot...you can't spell...

I'm guessing you mean "brakes"...

Before I wuz a pielut, I cudunt spell aveeater...now I are won...
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Old 02-05-2008, 11:21 PM
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This might be a repeat....

Have no idea what a bar of soap or a bottle of shampoo cost$.
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