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Old 12-12-2007, 12:35 PM
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I can sympathize with this poor fellow. I returned from Europe and while they did not confiscate my contraband chocolates and cookies, I was picked to get searched two times. These European TSA types like to put their palms on my perky breasts and squeeze. I hope they got their jollies for the day because I almost choked on my panini.

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BERLIN -- A man nearly died from alcohol poisoning after quaffing a liter (two pints) of vodka at an airport security check instead of handing it over to comply with new carry-on rules, police said Wednesday.

The incident occurred at the Nuremberg airport on Tuesday, where the 64-year-old man was switching planes on his way home to Dresden from a holiday in Egypt.

New airport rules prohibit passengers from carrying larger quantities of liquid onto planes, and he was told at a security check he would have to either throw out the bottle of vodka or pay a fee to have his carry-on bag checked as cargo.

Instead, he chugged the bottle down - and was quickly unable to stand or otherwise function, police said.

A doctor called to the scene determined he had possibly life-threatening alcohol poisoning, and he was sent to a Nuremberg clinic for treatment.

The man, whose name was not released, is expected to be able to complete his journey home in a few days.
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Old 12-12-2007, 12:38 PM
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Originally Posted by vagabond
These European TSA types like to put their palms on my perky breasts and squeeze. I hope they got their jollies for the day because I almost choked on my panini.
I think we are going to need photographic proof this claim.
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These European TSA types like to put their palms on my perky breasts and squeeze.

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I second that notion. 1 Liter? Come on...then again, he's not a pilot.
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Old 12-12-2007, 06:27 PM
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Why on earth would you boys want to see a picture of me choking on a panini??

Anyway, I'd have to check with my agents, Redeye and TonyC. They make all the decisions for me now.
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