top 10 physically modified people
08-24-2007, 05:52 PM
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08-24-2007, 06:10 PM
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Thanks, Tech, I knew I could count on you for these wonderful nuggets of morbid curiosity! 
I wonder how many have been hired by an airline? “Good morning, this is Capt. Rick Genest in the flight deck. My co-pilot is Kala Kaiwi and the lead flight attendant is the lovely Elaine Davidson. The weather report is quite good and I expect to land in Kansas City a few minutes early. If there is anything at all we can do to make your flight more enjoyable, please don’t hesitate to call us. As a special treat, Elaine will be passing out some cat treats to all you cat lovers out there. We have more than enough so no need to get into a cat fight. These silicone treats were specially made by The Stalking Cat, another flight attendant out on extended leave for now. After we land, I will be at the door saying goodbye to you. If you are interested in my, uh, work of art, I’m happy to give you a referral. Have a nice day and enjoy your flight!”
I wonder how many have been hired by an airline? “Good morning, this is Capt. Rick Genest in the flight deck. My co-pilot is Kala Kaiwi and the lead flight attendant is the lovely Elaine Davidson. The weather report is quite good and I expect to land in Kansas City a few minutes early. If there is anything at all we can do to make your flight more enjoyable, please don’t hesitate to call us. As a special treat, Elaine will be passing out some cat treats to all you cat lovers out there. We have more than enough so no need to get into a cat fight. These silicone treats were specially made by The Stalking Cat, another flight attendant out on extended leave for now. After we land, I will be at the door saying goodbye to you. If you are interested in my, uh, work of art, I’m happy to give you a referral. Have a nice day and enjoy your flight!”
08-24-2007, 06:40 PM
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some scary people, people. http://www.deputy-dog.com/?p=97
thats just sad. whatever drives people to do that??? especially very last one.
i'm 21, and thought I am past my rebelous "i don't give a crap" mindset. but when 60 years old guy decided to become a leopard - thats something is not right up there lol
08-25-2007, 09:49 PM
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I have a friend who is an anesthesiologist. Years ago, when he was still a resident and doing his rotations, he was assigned to Harborview Medical Center, the Northwest's only Level 1 trauma center. He told me a story of how a drug dealer had been shot and brought into the ER. The medical staff cut all his clothing off, then everyone stopped and stared at Big Bob and The Twins. Apparently, this guy had tattooed the names of all his past girlfriends on his thing. Nobody had time to digest all this because a rival dealer came busting into the room trying to finish off this drug dealer for good.
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