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Old 08-14-2019, 01:35 PM
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Originally Posted by Turbosina
You win the Internetz for today. I laughed so hard, my Johnnie Walker Blue came out of my nose.
This guy for saying a meh-at-best joke was so funny that he had to name the scotch he was drinking.
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Old 08-14-2019, 04:10 PM
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Originally Posted by Omniscient
“I was on the landline” should be the response pilots give to the controllers.
Or try this one - sorry I was watching a movie on my IPad and eating Cheetos, I dropped the mic from my cheesy fingers - but at least I’m awake !
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Old 08-14-2019, 04:31 PM
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Originally Posted by madmax757
Or try this one - sorry I was watching a movie on my IPad and eating Cheetos, I dropped the mic from my cheesy fingers - but at least I’m awake !
That one might get you in trouble or at least looked into if controller is a tool.
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Old 08-15-2019, 07:54 AM
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Originally Posted by 80emb145
This guy for saying a meh-at-best joke was so funny that he had to name the scotch he was drinking.
I see that the joke was lost on you.
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Old 08-15-2019, 11:21 AM
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Originally Posted by Turbosina
I see that the joke was lost on you.
Not really. It was actually funny the first 200 times we’ve all heard it.
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Old 08-15-2019, 07:31 PM
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I need to wash my hands now.
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Hope misty plunger has a supply of tissues to wipe those brown spots from his nose.
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Old 08-16-2019, 05:01 AM
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Originally Posted by Turbosina
I see that the joke was lost on you.
It was cute the first few times I heard it.

Even if it was funny, you could have said, spit my drink out my nose. Or, my scotch. No, you decided to be a “tool” and say, JW Blue.

It’s done now. The moment is over.
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Old 08-16-2019, 05:48 AM
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Originally Posted by 80emb145
Even if it was funny, you could have said, spit my drink out my nose. Or, my scotch. No, you decided to be a “tool” and say, JW Blue....
It was actually a Zima.
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Old 08-16-2019, 06:07 AM
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Originally Posted by 80emb145
It was cute the first few times I heard it.

Even if it was funny, you could have said, spit my drink out my nose. Or, my scotch. No, you decided to be a “tool” and say, JW Blue.

It’s done now. The moment is over.
Sigh. Don't you get that I put in a reference to an expensive Scotch as a joke? Bulleit is my poison of choice.
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