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04-05-2012, 04:04 PM

#94871

scambo1

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Originally Posted by scambo1

I think one of them was from arkansas

Its the punchline from a movie...name the movie win a refinery.

Get off of me daddy, you're crushing my marlboros is also a punchline, what's the joke?

04-05-2012, 04:23 PM

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Boomer

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Originally Posted by scambo1

Get off of me daddy, you're crushing my marlboros is also a punchline, what's the joke?

What does an Alabama girl say after sex?

And was the movie "Kaiser Blade"?

04-05-2012, 04:27 PM

#94873

Columbia

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Get off of me daddy, you're crushing my marlboros

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What does an Alabama girl say after sex?

That or a Tennessee boy.

04-05-2012, 05:07 PM

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TheManager

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Originally Posted by Columbia

This happened to me today (dude in orange).

Learned from a Navy buddy. Go to urinal number three and then casually say to unrinator on your right, "Hey, nice watch."

He used to give the AF guy in our class fits by doing this.

04-05-2012, 05:23 PM

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Columbia

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Originally Posted by TheManager

Learned from a Navy buddy. Go to urinal number three and then casually say to unrinator on your right, "Hey, nice watch."

He used to give the AF guy in our class fits by doing this.

LOL...........So THAT'S why they head to the stalls and lock the doors.

04-05-2012, 09:12 PM

#94876

surfnski

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Originally Posted by Columbia

LOL...........So THAT'S why they head to the stalls and lock the doors.

And then do the old "Senator shoe tap"?

04-06-2012, 05:27 AM

#94877

boog123

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Originally Posted by TheManager

Learned from a Navy buddy. Go to urinal number three and then casually say to unrinator on your right, "Hey, nice watch."

He used to give the AF guy in our class fits by doing this.

True story, back in our commuter days, a buddy and I were non revving and went into the washroom at ORD. Saturday Night Live had just done a skit with Alec Baldwin I think and I had to steal it. With ever urinal filled with business guys, I looked at my friend, looked down, looked back up and said, "nice pen!s". You could have heard a flipping pin drop with 30 guys in that room. He peed all over his pants he was laughing so hard. We still laugh about that.

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04-06-2012, 05:52 AM

#94878

mtbguy

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Thread drift.... Anyone know how to look up how much sick time you have used? I have done it in past, but seem to be not able to find it anymore?

I have a surgery coming up and am trying to use some of it without burning it all up, but can't make a good decision without information. I already called someone at GO and got put on hold for 30 minutes to no avail.

Thanks in advance!