Any "Latest & Greatest" about Delta?
03-14-2012, 07:02 PM
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03-14-2012, 07:02 PM
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Misworded? Oops
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03-14-2012, 07:03 PM
No longer cares
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03-14-2012, 07:04 PM
No longer cares
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03-14-2012, 07:17 PM
Gets Weekends Off
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Don't be that guy or girl. 
Unfortunately today, I got to listen Capt Douche pontificate about his Navy career to include a list of the ships he served on and the aircraft he and his Air Force F/O had flown. During his PA, the passengers kept looking at the other uniformed crew members with the question in there eyes as to why is this tool giving us his resume. If his was you today on the XXXX am, MSP to ATL flight, STOP IT! Noboby cares about your resume....... You are making a fool of yourself.
As a veteran, I appreciate your service, but PAs like this have to stop.
Unfortunately today, I got to listen Capt Douche pontificate about his Navy career to include a list of the ships he served on and the aircraft he and his Air Force F/O had flown. During his PA, the passengers kept looking at the other uniformed crew members with the question in there eyes as to why is this tool giving us his resume. If his was you today on the XXXX am, MSP to ATL flight, STOP IT! Noboby cares about your resume....... You are making a fool of yourself.As a veteran, I appreciate your service, but PAs like this have to stop.
03-14-2012, 07:40 PM
veut gagner à la loterie
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For anyone that has ever ridden in the back of the plane, and maybe for those who don't commute and put AVOID deadheads on their PBS bid, they don't realize how many stinking PA's the flight attendants make. For crying out loud, everybody shut up.
03-14-2012, 07:52 PM
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Chillin' in the hotel room... 23 minutes before scheduled arrival time. 1 hourly early... and we departed JFK.
OH YEAH! TAKE THAT MR. CAPTAIN RESUME! Because of you, a simple airplane ride is suddenly a 10 minute plummet into the bowels of audible hell. Thanks to you, I know that new hire psychiatrist test doesn't work.
OH YEAH! TAKE THAT MR. CAPTAIN RESUME! Because of you, a simple airplane ride is suddenly a 10 minute plummet into the bowels of audible hell. Thanks to you, I know that new hire psychiatrist test doesn't work.
03-14-2012, 08:08 PM
Runs with scissors
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Here is the ONLY PA any pilot worth his wings should EVER be making!
Nobody wants to know what you flew in the military, or what college you went to, so SHUT the FARK UP! Most of them are trying to sleep! (me included!)
You only need to reasure them that every thing is OK, like these guys:
Monty Python Airplane Pilots - YouTube
Nobody wants to know what you flew in the military, or what college you went to, so SHUT the FARK UP! Most of them are trying to sleep! (me included!)
You only need to reasure them that every thing is OK, like these guys:
Monty Python Airplane Pilots - YouTube
03-14-2012, 08:26 PM
Gets Weekends Off
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Here is the ONLY PA any pilot worth his wings should EVER be making!
Nobody wants to know what you flew in the military, or what college you went to, so SHUT the FARK UP! Most of them are trying to sleep! (me included!)
You only need to reasure them that every thing is OK, like these guys:
Monty Python Airplane Pilots - YouTube
Nobody wants to know what you flew in the military, or what college you went to, so SHUT the FARK UP! Most of them are trying to sleep! (me included!)
You only need to reasure them that every thing is OK, like these guys:
Monty Python Airplane Pilots - YouTube
I love this, "ladies and gentlemen, the wing is not on fire!"
But please fasten your safety belts....
03-14-2012, 08:47 PM
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And while we're on the subject, it seems a lot of captains either ask me to make a PA to tell the pax to keep their seats while we stop for 15 seconds outside the gate, or make it themselves. As was mentioned, they're the captain so I'll make the PA, but really, don't you think the FAs can handle it? Sure, you can make the case for it by thinking of some scenario that saved a pax from breaking his back, but I can think of another 100 reasons to make another 100 PAs too.
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