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Old 02-18-2012, 07:37 PM
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Reasons I like the hat:

1.) Chicks dig it.

2.) It covers up my grey hair.

3.) It serves as a good change, gum, candy, wallet holder when I go through security.
No need to take out the change from your pockets- it's too light of a metal to set off the detector. Same with the wallet. Gum can set it off though with the aluminum sometimes.

I just take out my cell phone, enormous watch, and machete. Those set it off.
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Old 02-18-2012, 07:41 PM
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I pitty the poor Captain that demands scrambled eggs on his hat.
fine.

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Old 02-18-2012, 08:10 PM
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Alright already you guys.

Happy now?






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Old 02-18-2012, 08:21 PM
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Old 02-18-2012, 08:28 PM
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Out of curiosity, who did she wish was here?
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Old 02-18-2012, 08:30 PM
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Originally Posted by Carl Spackler
Alright already you guys.

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Looking a bit grumpy there, groundskeeper. Upset you're in a 757? Or is it the ALPA pin?
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Old 02-18-2012, 08:32 PM
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Delta Air Lines: Your official cross country walk of shame carrier.
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Old 02-18-2012, 08:41 PM
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Originally Posted by Carl Spackler
Alright already you guys.

Happy now?






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Epic, DC-9 post walk around photo. And here I thought Carl was too senior to fly a Republic aircraft

Kidding....
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Old 02-18-2012, 09:03 PM
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Originally Posted by More Bacon
garbage.

Pay me what I deserve, and I'll wear the hat. Until then, kiss my ass.
I was flying with a LCA who respectfully asked me to put my hat on when we arrived at the gate and waited on the pax to deplane. I was just looking for a little hat relief as we stood there, but respected his request and position, and put my hat back on. From there we got into a little discussion about hats, mostly him talking and me listening. At the time I gave a little rebuff to his comment of how it looks stupid of a guy holding his hat as he walks through the terminal, more for the sake of just trying to play devil's advocate. He rhetorically asked why not just forgo it and don't even bring it with you to work if you feel that strongly about it? At the time I thought, "This guy sure is company." But the more I've seen this practice the more I have to agree: it just looks dumb when a guy is holding his hat. Do I really give a $#!*?...not really, but it does come across as if the pilot who thinks he's making a statement is actually making a statement more about himself than anything else. That and the double breasted jacket flying wide open because it's too much trouble to button. Really? Whatever. If that's your method of showing discontent, well....
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Old 02-18-2012, 09:15 PM
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Originally Posted by forgot to bid
I must warn you, using your hat for an iphone holder through security never works out well. Usually I slap the hat on before realizing the phone is still in there. That's a YMMV thing. I think?

As to the difference between a falcon and a eagle? An eagle is of bad moral character. He does not get his living honestly. Too lazy. Poor and often very lousy.

No I'm not talking about Vick either. I'm just quoting Ben Franklin:


And how could a quote from a Founding Father not be complete with a modern one, from B-U-double Z:

With so much drama in the L-A-X
It's kinda hard bein B-U-double-Z
But I somehow, some way
Keep coming up with funky *** ***** about Dems like every single day
May I, kick a little something for the G's (yeah)
And, make a few ends as I breeze through,
It's two in the mornin in the A-T-L but out here my party's still jumpin
Cause my momma ain't home
I got my b****** being displaced from planes wit livin rooms
And they ain't leavin because they got sometin better in da mornin
We got a pocket full of shizzles parkin us all away
They got them some fix to getin them paid
Now this types of **** happens every other day
When you got trip parkin hoes that say fool I gotta get mine
So lets turn off the lights and close the swap board
But (but what) we don't love them trip parkin hoes,
So we gonna smoke a ounce to this
G's up, trip parkin hoes down, while you ************* bounce to this...


Circle complete.
Wow...just "wow."

I'm going to bounce down to Beale and pay an homage to the F to the T to the double bizzle B. Laid back.

And no more Whitney tributes....puhleeeze.

Out.


Flags were requested to be flown at half mast in honor of Whitney Houston. No BS! My first question is ***!!!! Second *** did she sacrifice?? This month alone 13 members of our armed services died! Was their request honored?? GMAFB!!!! America is doomed if we let this bs happen. Sorry but I was ****ed!

Just sayin!
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