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Old 01-10-2012, 05:33 PM
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Originally Posted by tsquare
I thought he was dead.
He's gonna kill the next man who says that to him!
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Old 01-10-2012, 05:45 PM
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Originally Posted by FmrFreightDog
Reminds me of the old joke, "Ever wonder why the bride is smiling so wide when she's walking down the aisle?"
or the follow on, Why is the groom smiling?????? He doesn't know yet!
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Old 01-10-2012, 05:53 PM
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Originally Posted by Herman
Ok fellas, I've been home since December 27th... and it's not going well. For the love of God, man! Could somebody help me out? The wife asked if she could start a blog and I said "sure Honey", thinking it would get her off my a$$. Turns out it is an online Manifesto about what an idiot she thinks I am. In 48 hours, she's had 200+ views, from 6 countries. So, my Delta Bros, log on. Subscribe. Share it with your wives. Maybe, just maybe, it will save one of you from the wrath I face on a daily basis. Oh, and by the way Ferd, I'm outta' beer. angrypilotwife

Hey, at least you know how to get outta trouble. One question though, was the log really 80 pounds and on fire? Dude, I had to laugh at that one. My wife almost caught me and then she would have wanted to see what I was laughing about. There is no way in hell I'm letting her know that there is another who thinks like her out there!
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Old 01-10-2012, 06:04 PM
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Herman,

My grumpy wife actually laughed today after reading your wife's blog. (-:

We should all have Herman's wife write our posts. She is much smarter, and a better writer than all us forumites.
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Old 01-10-2012, 06:31 PM
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Wait wait wait.

What if Herman's wife starts reading our crap, starts posting about it and our wives start reading her thoughts and find out about what we say????!
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Old 01-10-2012, 06:40 PM
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Originally Posted by boog123
Yeah, I was in NRT and one of our Fa's was loving the fact she was flying with her mom, the daughter was 57.
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Wait wait wait.

What if Herman's wife starts reading our crap, starts posting about it and our wives start reading her thoughts and find out about what we say????!
Not to worry. Somebody, somewhere, will censor it and make sure that the unwashed masses don't see it. I'm not saying that would happen here...just supposing it would elsewhere.
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Old 01-10-2012, 06:41 PM
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Originally Posted by Herman
Ok fellas, I've been home since December 27th... and it's not going well. For the love of God, man! Could somebody help me out? The wife asked if she could start a blog and I said "sure Honey", thinking it would get her off my a$$. Turns out it is an online Manifesto about what an idiot she thinks I am. In 48 hours, she's had 200+ views, from 6 countries. So, my Delta Bros, log on. Subscribe. Share it with your wives. Maybe, just maybe, it will save one of you from the wrath I face on a daily basis. Oh, and by the way Ferd, I'm outta' beer. angrypilotwife
Beerz on it's way via emergency airdrop. I'm hoping not to hit the house, like I did for the last guy
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Old 01-10-2012, 06:45 PM
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Originally Posted by Ferd149
Beerz on it's way via emergency airdrop. I'm hoping not to hit the house, like I did for the last guy
I think this requires an airlifter. I'm available Ferd!!
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Old 01-10-2012, 07:16 PM
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Originally Posted by Herman
Ok fellas, I've been home since December 27th... and it's not going well. For the love of God, man! Could somebody help me out? The wife asked if she could start a blog and I said "sure Honey", thinking it would get her off my a$$. Turns out it is an online Manifesto about what an idiot she thinks I am. In 48 hours, she's had 200+ views, from 6 countries. So, my Delta Bros, log on. Subscribe. Share it with your wives. Maybe, just maybe, it will save one of you from the wrath I face on a daily basis. Oh, and by the way Ferd, I'm outta' beer. angrypilotwife
I just finished my first trip of the year (a loooong 2 day) and holy cow I'm laughing so hard. I read the thing about the couch to my wife and she was nodding the whole time. I'd better hide this from her for future entries.

I'm too cheap for the fireplace... we stuck a bunch of candles in there.
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Old 01-10-2012, 07:17 PM
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Bare essentials of safety from Air New Zealand - YouTube

Isn't it time for new FA uniforms?

Or, maybe not.
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