Any "Latest & Greatest" about Delta?
Sure! All they need is 10 hours notice for a short call. Are you on a day off? If yes, they can still do it because you convert to long call as of midnight. That's still 16 hours of notice.
Ok fellas, I've been home since December 27th... and it's not going well. For the love of God, man! Could somebody help me out? The wife asked if she could start a blog and I said "sure Honey", thinking it would get her off my a$$. Turns out it is an online Manifesto about what an idiot she thinks I am. In 48 hours, she's had 200+ views, from 6 countries. So, my Delta Bros, log on. Subscribe. Share it with your wives. Maybe, just maybe, it will save one of you from the wrath I face on a daily basis. Oh, and by the way Ferd, I'm outta' beer. angrypilotwife
I read it, and it sounds like the typical pilots wife. Problem is that if our read it, then they are backed up in their thoughts and beliefs. That is not good for any of us!
BTW, if any of these stories are true, make sure no one ever learns who you are!
So, won't Thanksgiving will be the last holiday for us mortals?
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Ok fellas, I've been home since December 27th... and it's not going well. For the love of God, man! Could somebody help me out? The wife asked if she could start a blog and I said "sure Honey", thinking it would get her off my a$$. Turns out it is an online Manifesto about what an idiot she thinks I am. In 48 hours, she's had 200+ views, from 6 countries. So, my Delta Bros, log on. Subscribe. Share it with your wives. Maybe, just maybe, it will save one of you from the wrath I face on a daily basis. Oh, and by the way Ferd, I'm outta' beer. angrypilotwife
I gotta tell you I read it and got a great laugh. I showed it to the girlfriend and she loved it too. I generally don't read blogs, but this was hilarious.
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Stay classy, Harvey....
Photos: Accused Tree Poisoner Harvey Updyke Spotted In New Orleans | IMAGE CPR?
Douche bag.
Photos: Accused Tree Poisoner Harvey Updyke Spotted In New Orleans | IMAGE CPR?
Douche bag.
THERE WAS A DEMON
THAT LIVED IN THE AIR.
THEY SAID WHOEVER
CHALLENGED IT WOULD DIE.
THEIR KEYBOARDS
WOULD FREEZE UP,
THEIR CRITICAL THINKING
WOULD BUFFET WILDLY,
AND THEIR ARGUMENTS
WOULD DISINTEGRATE.
WHERE THE COMMITTEES COULD NO LONGER
MOVE OUT OF THE WAY.
THE DEMON LIVED BEHIND A BARRIER
THROUGH WHICH THEY SAID
NO MAN HELL BENT ON CHANGE COULD EVER PASS.
THEY CALLED IT
DALPA.
SO THEY BUILT A 747
FOR CARL SPACKLER TO FLY
WE MERGED WITH HIM
TO TRY AND BREAK
THROUGH DALPA.
MEN CAME TO THE FORUM
TO CHEW HIM OUT.
HE CALLED THEM
DALPOIDS OR SOMETHING.
WASH, RENSE, REPEAT.
OH WELL, I TRIED TO MAKE A FUNNY.
THAT LIVED IN THE AIR.
THEY SAID WHOEVER
CHALLENGED IT WOULD DIE.
THEIR KEYBOARDS
WOULD FREEZE UP,
THEIR CRITICAL THINKING
WOULD BUFFET WILDLY,
AND THEIR ARGUMENTS
WOULD DISINTEGRATE.
WHERE THE COMMITTEES COULD NO LONGER
MOVE OUT OF THE WAY.
THE DEMON LIVED BEHIND A BARRIER
THROUGH WHICH THEY SAID
NO MAN HELL BENT ON CHANGE COULD EVER PASS.
THEY CALLED IT
DALPA.
SO THEY BUILT A 747
FOR CARL SPACKLER TO FLY
WE MERGED WITH HIM
TO TRY AND BREAK
THROUGH DALPA.
MEN CAME TO THE FORUM
TO CHEW HIM OUT.
HE CALLED THEM
DALPOIDS OR SOMETHING.
WASH, RENSE, REPEAT.
OH WELL, I TRIED TO MAKE A FUNNY.
Carl
Carl
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Stay classy, Harvey....
Photos: Accused Tree Poisoner Harvey Updyke Spotted In New Orleans | IMAGE CPR?
Douche bag.
Photos: Accused Tree Poisoner Harvey Updyke Spotted In New Orleans | IMAGE CPR?
Douche bag.
March 7, 2002
UGA Fan Banned From UGA Games After Security Breach Shuts Atlanta Airport Down
JONESBORO, Ga. -- There'll be no cheering in the stands at Georgia football games this fall for a fan who dashed past security guards to catch a flight to a game, shutting down the Atlanta airport for four hours.
Michael Lasseter, 33, was sentenced to five weekends or 10 days in jail and 500 hours of community service Wednesday after pleading guilty to misdemeanor trespassing. The judge also barred him from attending Georgia games.
"I made a mistake, and my family and I have suffered greatly for it," Lasseter said in court. "I'm here today to accept responsibility for my actions and the response from the court."
Lasseter was trying to catch a flight to a Georgia game in Mississippi on Nov. 16 when he ran past guards and down an "up" escalator.
Thousands of passengers had to be rescreened after the airport was evacuated. Flights were canceled, causing delays for fliers across the nation.
Lasseter told police he had left the airport's secure area to retrieve a camera bag and was rushing to get back to his son at the gate.
Three other criminal charges were dropped in exchange for the guilty plea.
"I wish you well," Judge Morris Braswell told Lasseter. "I don't anticipate seeing you again."
Also Wednesday, AirTran Airways said it had settled a $100,000 civil suit filed against Lasseter. Terms were not disclosed but airline spokesman Tad Hutcheson called it a "very modest" payment.
The Federal Aviation Administration has also fined Lasseter $3,300.
UGA Fan Banned From UGA Games After Security Breach Shuts Atlanta Airport Down
JONESBORO, Ga. -- There'll be no cheering in the stands at Georgia football games this fall for a fan who dashed past security guards to catch a flight to a game, shutting down the Atlanta airport for four hours.
Michael Lasseter, 33, was sentenced to five weekends or 10 days in jail and 500 hours of community service Wednesday after pleading guilty to misdemeanor trespassing. The judge also barred him from attending Georgia games.
"I made a mistake, and my family and I have suffered greatly for it," Lasseter said in court. "I'm here today to accept responsibility for my actions and the response from the court."
Lasseter was trying to catch a flight to a Georgia game in Mississippi on Nov. 16 when he ran past guards and down an "up" escalator.
Thousands of passengers had to be rescreened after the airport was evacuated. Flights were canceled, causing delays for fliers across the nation.
Lasseter told police he had left the airport's secure area to retrieve a camera bag and was rushing to get back to his son at the gate.
Three other criminal charges were dropped in exchange for the guilty plea.
"I wish you well," Judge Morris Braswell told Lasseter. "I don't anticipate seeing you again."
Also Wednesday, AirTran Airways said it had settled a $100,000 civil suit filed against Lasseter. Terms were not disclosed but airline spokesman Tad Hutcheson called it a "very modest" payment.
The Federal Aviation Administration has also fined Lasseter $3,300.
But I talked to Satch (Bama alumn/fan) a while back, he was wanting to give Auburn oak trees from a family farm. It gives me hope that when these trees die, supposedly soon, that the remedy is far more a combined effort of Auburn and Alabama. Never forget 100,000+ and probably 95,000+ Alabama fans walked out of Bryant-Denny stadium and did nothing after the Cam Back. it was the one idiot who took offense to Cam's jersey being taped to a statue of Bear that he drove down from Dadeville and poisoned trees with no regard to how that could have seeped into the water supply of an entire city and county.
So here's to hoping that soon we will oust Updyke and that other dyke Finebaum and have a bit of peace in how they're replaced. There has been some of that but it goes unreported because people who "supposedly tire of their 15 minutes of fame" still seek it out.
The state had both it's major programs when back-to-back-to-back BCS national titles. 3 years in a row the winner of the Iron Bowl won the BCS.
So congratulations Bama, still wish the stadium had imploded but congrats anyways... and LSU, what the hell?
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Fox News
01OCT2003
Dr Laura: Wives, give "it" up
Husbands need sex, and it's a wife's job to provide it - as much as he wants, whenever he wants it. So contends Dr. Laura Schlessinger (search) - better known as Dr. Laura, the ever-provocative radio-show shrink - in "The Proper Care and Feeding of Husbands."
In a galley of her book, coming out in January, Schlessinger describes what she calls "loving obligation" - that is, a spouse's duty to do something whether or not he or she feels like it.
If husbands are expected to "go to work and earn money" and visit relatives they don't like, she argues, why can't their wives put out on demand?
She also describes other ways a woman can make her marriage flourish: by making her husband her No. 1 priority; by not nagging, nitpicking or whining ("Be honest, girls, this is what we do") and by seeing her husband for what he is: "a gift from God," and respecting him accordingly.
This may all be very well, coming as it does from a married, conservative, 56-year-old with a Ph.D in physiology, but some therapists aren't buying her major thesis: that it's men who are starved for sex.
"In most marriages, it's the wife who wants sex, and the husband who doesn't," says Frederick Woolverton, a clinical psychologist and director of the Village Institute for Psychotherapy.
"Dating and honeymoons are all about sex. Marriage is all about intimacy. Men have affairs because they're afraid of intimacy."
It's true that sex is an essential part of marriage, Woolverton says, adding, "It's the women who are complaining."
Marcella Bakur Wiener, a clinical psychologist who has counseled couples for 30 years, agrees that the notion of the sex-starved husband is a generalization.
"Some men are insatiable, but so are some women," she says.
But no matter who needs it, she says, sex should never be something that's supplied on demand.
"There are so many things we already 'have to do' in life," Wiener sighs. "Why should there be a 'have to' in an intimate relationship?"
Yet another therapist sees Schlessinger's point - sort of.
Diana Adile Kirschner, a couples therapist, believes husbands and wives should meet each other's needs as long as it's not "a one-way deal."
"In the couples I see, the women want foreplay, romance, communication, which tends to open them up to being sexual," she says.
"When the man gets more sex, he feels more connected, and more like communicating. When a woman feels understood and romanced, she's more likely to feel more sexual."
Memo to Dr. Laura: Can "The Proper Care and Courtship of Wives" be far behind?
Read more: Dr. Laura Tells Women: Just Do It | Fox News
01OCT2003
Dr Laura: Wives, give "it" up
Husbands need sex, and it's a wife's job to provide it - as much as he wants, whenever he wants it. So contends Dr. Laura Schlessinger (search) - better known as Dr. Laura, the ever-provocative radio-show shrink - in "The Proper Care and Feeding of Husbands."
In a galley of her book, coming out in January, Schlessinger describes what she calls "loving obligation" - that is, a spouse's duty to do something whether or not he or she feels like it.
If husbands are expected to "go to work and earn money" and visit relatives they don't like, she argues, why can't their wives put out on demand?
She also describes other ways a woman can make her marriage flourish: by making her husband her No. 1 priority; by not nagging, nitpicking or whining ("Be honest, girls, this is what we do") and by seeing her husband for what he is: "a gift from God," and respecting him accordingly.
This may all be very well, coming as it does from a married, conservative, 56-year-old with a Ph.D in physiology, but some therapists aren't buying her major thesis: that it's men who are starved for sex.
"In most marriages, it's the wife who wants sex, and the husband who doesn't," says Frederick Woolverton, a clinical psychologist and director of the Village Institute for Psychotherapy.
"Dating and honeymoons are all about sex. Marriage is all about intimacy. Men have affairs because they're afraid of intimacy."
It's true that sex is an essential part of marriage, Woolverton says, adding, "It's the women who are complaining."
Marcella Bakur Wiener, a clinical psychologist who has counseled couples for 30 years, agrees that the notion of the sex-starved husband is a generalization.
"Some men are insatiable, but so are some women," she says.
But no matter who needs it, she says, sex should never be something that's supplied on demand.
"There are so many things we already 'have to do' in life," Wiener sighs. "Why should there be a 'have to' in an intimate relationship?"
Yet another therapist sees Schlessinger's point - sort of.
Diana Adile Kirschner, a couples therapist, believes husbands and wives should meet each other's needs as long as it's not "a one-way deal."
"In the couples I see, the women want foreplay, romance, communication, which tends to open them up to being sexual," she says.
"When the man gets more sex, he feels more connected, and more like communicating. When a woman feels understood and romanced, she's more likely to feel more sexual."
Memo to Dr. Laura: Can "The Proper Care and Courtship of Wives" be far behind?
Read more: Dr. Laura Tells Women: Just Do It | Fox News
Now there. Who says this forum doesn't give you anything useful. Sorry I didn't get this posted before Christmas but Valentines Day is right around the corner... if you can make it.
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Also...
How do you know who loves you more, your wife or your dog?
Here's how you tell, pick up your wife and dog and toss them in the trunk of your car. Close the trunk and wait about 2 hours.
Now, when you go back and open the trunk of the car guess who is going to be happy to see you?
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