Originally Posted by forgot to bid

Well. Let's talk about it.

AIRLINE: APCF L&G DAL COUNCIL: 01
CITY: Anonymous
DATE: July 28, 2011

A regular meeting of APC L&G Council 01 was held in Anonymous on July 28, 2011.

Officers Present
All Withheld

Members Present
All Ya'll
Attendance roster is on file at APCF.

1500 CALL TO ORDER

Check Essential called the meeting to order.

Officer Reports
Carl Spackler discussed current issues with DALPA, ALPA and DPA.

Carl Spakler discussed to jeers in the room personal issues with Carl Spackler and that the DPA is nothing but NWA pilots who want to overturn the SLI in their favor.

FTB discussed changing Carl Spakler's name to Taternuts.

Check Essential apologized for an oversize picture posting.

80ktsclamp apologized for Check Essential apology for oversize pictures.

rahc requested a discussion raw scores.

FTB discussed the guilty pleasure of toying with non-pilots posting on APCF as pilots.

Deadhead discussed the nations debt and budgets.

Bar discussed financial and macro industry directional things that are pretty darn confusing.

Bar discussed the need for young pilots to consider leaving Delta Air Lines for another airline.

Lobo discussed what the definition of young is.

Several pilots blurted out nonsensical definitions.

Bluemoon discussed the need to clarify if it is 1/2 your age + 7 or 1/2 your age + 8.

Buzz discussed the long term advantages and benefits of 1/2 your age + nothing much.

Tsquare discussed the benefits of moving to Utah.

Silence filled the forum.

NEW BUSINESS
Resolution to Redefine the Definition of "Acceptable Age Difference” as 1/2 age + 7.

Maker: Bluemoon
Second: Buzzpat
Thirded: Lobo

WHEREAS it would be far more fun to make the rule 1/2 your age but not less than 18.

WHEREAS 1/2 of 50 is 25, plus 8 is 33 but plus 7 is 32. None of which are 30 or under.

WHEREAS 1/2 of 35 plus 7 is 24. Not bad, but not as good as 17.5 which is rounded up to 18.

WHEREAS 30 can be a lot hotter than 20.

WHEREAS 80ktsclamp disagrees completely.

WHEREAS women hit their sexual peak between 35-40.

WHEREAS 80ktsclamp agrees further discussion warranted.

WHEREAS no matter how old we get, coeds stay the same age... and just as emotionally unstable and not in the mood to be treated like a commodity.

WHEREAS it would be more fun to live in sexually lawless Utah.

Passed: Unanimous

Resolution to exempt picture posting on Airline Pilot Central Forums Any Latest & Greatest about Delta for 1/2 age + 7 rule and live in envy of the lifestyle of a Los Angeles based play boy author / 737 pilot:

WHEREAS pictures are not emotional and do not talk.

WHEREAS we're not as cool as Buzz.

Passed: Unanimous

1534 Meeting adjorned.

Originally Posted by FedElta

I'm just not worthy !

Originally Posted by forgot to bid

FTB discussed changing Carl Spakler's name to Taternuts.

Originally Posted by forgot to bid

I added you now. Somehow the person keeping the meetings failed to insert your discussion.

Originally Posted by rahc

Does the RAW score on top of your schedule include rotations placed on your schedule that you have not flown yet?

Originally Posted by acl65pilot

Awesome, I actually missed a meeting

Originally Posted by forgot to bid

I stole real LEC meetings minutes.

So really, you were there.