Any "Latest & Greatest" about Delta?
05-08-2009, 06:36 AM
#7121
Gets Weekends Off
Joined APC: Mar 2007
Position: 88B - Loud Pipes Save Lives
Posts: 1,597
Congrats but you have it all wrong. The Slim Shady's coming to pick up your daughter could misinterpret the clean gun as one that's never been fired therefore its in the hands of a novice. What you need is a dirty gun, with an ammo box of empties sitting out on the front porch. Throw a few empties down the walk to the drive to make it look like you shot in pursuit. Then shake his hand with gun grease on it. Tell him "I sure hope you have better judgement than the last one", then smily real wryly and walk away. Be sure to pat gun grease on his back as you walk away. That would be my plan of attack.
05-08-2009, 06:42 AM
#7122
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Joined APC: Oct 2005
Position: Left, left, left right left....
Posts: 911
Congrats but you have it all wrong. The Slim Shady's coming to pick up your daughter could misinterpret the clean gun as one that's never been fired therefore its in the hands of a novice. What you need is a dirty gun, with an ammo box of empties sitting out on the front porch. Throw a few empties down the walk to the drive to make it look like you shot in pursuit. Then shake his hand with gun grease on it. Tell him "I sure hope you have better judgement than the last one", then smily real wryly and walk away. Be sure to pat gun grease on his back as you walk away. That would be my plan of attack.
05-08-2009, 06:43 AM
#7123
Looking for a laugh
Joined APC: Feb 2008
Posts: 4,099
Congrats but you have it all wrong. The Slim Shady's coming to pick up your daughter could misinterpret the clean gun as one that's never been fired therefore its in the hands of a novice. What you need is a dirty gun, with an ammo box of empties sitting out on the front porch. Throw a few empties down the walk to the drive to make it look like you shot in pursuit. Then shake his hand with gun grease on it. Tell him "I sure hope you have better judgement than the last one", then smily real wryly and walk away. Be sure to pat gun grease on his back as you walk away. That would be my plan of attack.
When my girls were born, a navy guy I know told me what he did when his girls started to date. He would be sitting on his dock with his son and a bunch of shotguns and a skeet launcher. He would ask the boy a question, and every time the kid would open his mouth, he would yell "PULL" and proceed to blast the clay pigeons all to bits. Said it worked like a charm.
05-08-2009, 07:07 AM
#7124
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Joined APC: Jun 2008
Position: Retired, again...
Posts: 608
If you don't have a clay launcher, look at your shovel and look in the back yard as you await slim shady's latest reply..........I also have a 3 page pdf questionnaire to be completed BEFORE he/it shows up......let me know when you need it.
05-08-2009, 07:15 AM
#7125
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Joined APC: Dec 2007
Posts: 374
Johnso29, congrats from me as well! Enjoy dadhood!
05-08-2009, 07:29 AM
#7126
Back on TDY
Joined APC: Apr 2008
Position: 747-400 Captain
Posts: 12,487
Carl
05-08-2009, 07:32 AM
#7127
Can't abide NAI
Joined APC: Jun 2007
Position: Douglas Aerospace post production Flight Test & Work Around Engineering bulletin dissembler
Posts: 12,037
Carl:
Now that's funny
Johnson29,
I'm betting you're a cool dad. I know I wouldn't mess with his daughter after this:
YouTube - Mastercard Blowjob Commercial
Old vid, still funny.
Congrads, shotgun, or cool!
Now that's funny
Johnson29,
I'm betting you're a cool dad. I know I wouldn't mess with his daughter after this:
YouTube - Mastercard Blowjob Commercial
Old vid, still funny.
Congrads, shotgun, or cool!
05-08-2009, 07:48 AM
#7128
Gets Weekends Off
Joined APC: Mar 2007
Position: 88B - Loud Pipes Save Lives
Posts: 1,597
05-08-2009, 08:08 AM
#7129
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Joined APC: Feb 2008
Position: Urban chicken rancher.
Posts: 6,070
I told my daughter, now 10, that she can't date until I'm dead.
05-08-2009, 08:12 AM
#7130
veut gagner à la loterie
Joined APC: Apr 2008
Position: Light Chop
Posts: 23,286
LOL. I check that thing every so often, just because I think its funny thats how it works... and yet we still have a magnetic deviation card.
It is a lot of fun to fly this jet.
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