Any "Latest & Greatest" about Delta?
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Not much meat on them bones! Nice toothpicks though.
I like a big girl, keep you warm in the winter, give you shade in the summer, and you KNOW they know how to cook!
I like a big girl, keep you warm in the winter, give you shade in the summer, and you KNOW they know how to cook!
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Originally Posted by 80ktsClamp
Here's an example:
ring ring.... crew scheduling, this is ralph.
me: Hi ralph, would you mind giving me some lipstick?
crew sched: Why's that?
me: Because I'd at least like to feel pretty when you screw me!
With a few short reprieves, it's been pure insanity.
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Fly safe,
GJ
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Here's an example:
ring ring.... crew scheduling, this is ralph.
me: Hi ralph, would you mind giving me some lipstick?
crew sched: Why's that?
me: Because I'd at least like to feel pretty when you screw me!
With a few short reprieves, it's been pure insanity.
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Fly safe,
GJ
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Hope you're talking about this "big"? Or bigger? That's fine too........
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GJ
P.S. On a Sunday afternoon, nonetheless, I'm definitely needing to repent for this.
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come to the M88B ATL where you fight to get a crappy WS
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I'm so intrigued, what fart box were you flying fartboxflyer?
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THAT's what I'm talking about! Tons of Fun and a Caddilac ride!
You know what the Marines say;
If she's not up to your standards, lower your standards!
You know what the Marines say;
If she's not up to your standards, lower your standards!
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OMG. I can't unsee that. And just after dinner too.
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