Any "Latest & Greatest" about Delta?
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I did, haha. That's my M-4 on the left, and my neighbor's AK on the right. RIP inflatable Patrick. Charlie the Pomeranian found him. That dog's mouth is where all stuffed animals and inflatable stuff go to die.
newK can play one note on the guitar and not a single girl in a 3 mile radius will still be wearing clothes. It might seem enticing at first, but EEEEVVVERYY girl loses their clothes. That's playing with fire.... and 1950's flight attendants.
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I did, haha. That's my M-4 on the left, and my neighbor's AK on the right. RIP inflatable Patrick. Charlie the Pomeranian found him. That dog's mouth is where all stuffed animals and inflatable stuff go to die.
newK can play one note on the guitar and not a single girl in a 3 mile radius will still be wearing clothes. It might seem enticing at first, but EEEEVVVERYY girl loses their clothes. That's playing with fire.... and 1950's flight attendants.
newK can play one note on the guitar and not a single girl in a 3 mile radius will still be wearing clothes. It might seem enticing at first, but EEEEVVVERYY girl loses their clothes. That's playing with fire.... and 1950's flight attendants.
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I got 2 quick ones to add.
What does a Delta pilot use for birth controll?... His personality!
Good one to tell the captain when he is in uniform.
What is black, 3" wide, 12" long and hangs in front of an *********? Your tie!
What does a Delta pilot use for birth controll?... His personality!
Good one to tell the captain when he is in uniform.
What is black, 3" wide, 12" long and hangs in front of an *********? Your tie!
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She unloaded on a couple Shuttle America jumbo RJ's on a crowded ramp a while back. Planes of course ended up nose to nose, and we reaped a 40 minute wait for push as a result. She kept on confusing the two callsigns and, instead of realizing that it was all her fault, she just started yelling at them and giving even more confusing instructions. It finally ended with "MERCURY XXXX and YYYY, STOP. JUST STOP."
Someone transmitted a "yikes." A few moments later a new voice appeared on the radio.
Someone transmitted a "yikes." A few moments later a new voice appeared on the radio.
Oh the memories. Yep, you figure after ten years she would have it figured out.
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How do Delta pilots and flight attendants have oral sex? They stand on opposite sides of the cockpit and yell at each other "F### U!"
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