Ferd149

Thanks, I was thinking about dropping to the minus max (is that even an amount?) for the profit sharing calculations

buzzpat

Hey Guys! Party's on me! Apparently I had $5.5 million in a bank in Nigeria that I was unaware of. Who says Lagos sucks?

Attention fund owner

This letter is written to you in order to change your life from today i am Mr.Edward Williams the Director,International Remittance Department of this Bank,my Boss,Mr.Jacobs M.Ajekigbe the Managing Director/CEO of this Bank is now on compulsory leave and all power have been vested on me to make all international payments.Also due to reported cases of corrupt practices in other Nigeria Banks including the Central Bank of Nigeria,the Federal Government has revoked/cancelled all power vested on those Banks and have appointed our Bank (First Bank of Nigeria)to make all foreign payments.Your US$5.5M has been in this bank for many years unclaimed because my boss Mr.Jacobs Ajekigbe have refused to tell you the truth on how to claim your fund this is because he has been using the interest accumulated from your fund every year to enrich himself without your knowledge.

I want to help you pull out this fund to your bank account using the easiest and the quickest method,which have not been made known to you before..By this method,you will open a domiciliary account with this Bank(First Bank ofNigeria) your fund would be lodged into this disciplinary account and your fund will be paid in directly to any Bank of your choice.After the Transfer,you will confirm the fund in your Bank account within 5hours the same day.But the laws said you most pay for the activation of the account. The method which was introduced to you before is the Telegraphic Transfer(TT) for which confirmation was 48hrs,because of the time factor,petitions could come from various organizations stopping your payment and asking you to pay huge fee which would be difficult for you to pay so that they can benefit from the huge interest your fund generates while still in the Bank.This method is not safe for you because it is not done within the bank alone as information of the payment would be sent to the Central

As a good Christian,I have nothing to gain by keeping your fund, I want to assist you receive your US$5.5M before my boss resumes office.You have to follow up and work with me now,so keep this very confidential because of fraudsters and impostors who go about presenting various bank accounts in order to divert another beneficiary's fund.Confirm to me through this e-mail address,your present/valid account co-ordinates so that We do not transfer your fund to the wrong Bank Account.

Awaiting your quick response.

Yours Truly,

Mr.Edward Williams

buzzpat

That's what I did.

RockyBoy

Not 100% sure Capn. In any case you guys are lucky dogs...82 hours of pay and the entire month of December off. Very nice.

RockyBoy

Yeah, I laughed when I looked at that also. I'm think I'm gonna sharpen up the commuting skills and fly out of base GS's in DTW this month....SLC numbers are horrible too so maybe I'll just do it in base.

capncrunch

Yup, it's a nice deal. Just got in yesterday, loving the mountains. Now it's time to break the skis out of storage. It's going to be like Hot Dog the movie for the next month.

acl65pilot

Looks like the Inverse Assignment question was answered.

To make it really simple:

Long Call is not rest. To be legal you must look back and see an intervening rest break. SC put you on rest prior to the window.

johnso29

A little WX & the GS's will be flying out like candy.

Sink r8

De-le-ted.

RockyBoy

That's what I thought was gonna happen today and tomorrow, but so far nothing. GS in for SLC, MSP, and DTW with nothing.