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Old 11-13-2010, 08:37 PM
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Originally Posted by Nosmo King
A project for those of you with too much time on your hands.

Feel free to add your own versions.

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On the first day of Christmas my union gave to me, a paycut in bankrupt-cy.

On the second day of Christmas my union gave to me, two years lost seniority and a paycut in bankruptcy.

On the third day of Christmas my union gave to me, three dropped grievances

On the fourth day of Christmas my union gave to me, four "received" resolutions

On the fifth day of Christmas my union gave to me, Age Sixty Five!!

On the sixth day of Christmas my union gave to me, six transition phases.

On the seventh day of Christmas my union gave to me, seven segment days

On the eight day of Christmas, my union gave to me, eight short calls

On the ninth day of Christmas my union gave to me, nine hours unaugmented

On the tenth day of Christmas my union gave to me, ten finger pat downs

On the eleventh day of Christmas my union gave to me, eleven RJ codeshares

On the twelfth day of Christmas my union gave to me, twelve parked freighters.
Nosmo, very well done.
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Old 11-13-2010, 08:38 PM
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Originally Posted by alfaromeo
Every time we get into contract negotiations, some buttwipe from corporate communications will issue a press release basically saying that all pilots make a million dollars an hour and only work one day a month. When a typical pilot reads this press release he:

A. Starts crying to his mommy and capitulates immediately
B. Gets more upset and hardens his stance against the company

I mention this only to illustrate that trying to embarrass people in public rarely is successful in changing their mind and almost always will have the opposite effect than is intended.

This leads us to the conflict between the real world populated by adults and by the temper tantrum throwing webboard crowd that more than anything want to emote their feelings in public. (doesn't Dr. Phil have a show for that? Oprah?) In the real world, if you are trying to influence people you have adopt a strategy that will actually work, rather than one that just allows you to emote. Now we all know that throwing a public tantrum is quite satisfying for a few minutes, and for the most ignorant among us it will satisfy their needs totally, but if you embarrass people in public, you better have some other leverage to affect them or you better just go home and quit trying. In the case of a government agency, you have no leverage other than to use the power of persuasion and influence to try to get them to amend their decisions. Once you blow them up in public you might as well talk to the wall.

So we have unions like USAPA, that is considered a giant joke by everyone except themselves, that is able to blow up the TSA in public and then they get to go home because they no longer have any influence at all. Yippee for them, the webboard crowd goes crazy with applause.

Now back to the real world that is populated by adults. If you want to retain influence, you have to avoid the cheap and easy route that is used by USAPA, and you have to continue to try to stay in the game. That means you do not get to trash people in public you have to try to work through the system. That is what ALPA is doing in this issue with the scanners and that is what they have been doing for years. As the only representative of pilots that has any real influence in Washington, they have to act like adults and let the children have their tantrums and walk away.

In the case of Crew Pass, it was ALPA that introduced legislation mandating that the TSA conduct real world tests of the Crew Pass system. It was ALPA that set up the Crew Pass system tests. When the one vendor chosen for the system tests tried to jack up their prices thinking they had a monopoly, it was ALPA that sponsored a vendors conference to force competition in the system and lowered the price by over 20 fold. Now ALPA has gotten the TSA to approve system wide implementation of Crew Pass, and it is now on ALPA's shoulders to find a way to fund it. Where has USAPA, APA, SWAPA, IBT, and the rest been in all of this? AWOL. It is amazing that the only union that has done anything at all on this issue is now tarred because they don't decide to throw a baby temper tantrum and derail the whole process. Really, are you guys in kindergarten or did you actually graduate from college? Sometimes, the brainlessness exhibited here amazes me.

Once again, I write this not to debate the few children that populate this board but the normal thinking adults and those that may come here to read and never post.
wow alfa.. how predictable.
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Old 11-13-2010, 08:43 PM
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Originally Posted by forgot to bid
If it costs $50 for Crewpass, couldn't DALPA pay for it?

$600,000 for 12,000 pilots?
sure.. standby for the assessment.
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Old 11-13-2010, 08:44 PM
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Originally Posted by acl65pilot
The 3-1-1 makes a ton of sense in regard to explosives. Without getting in to details there is a reason they are limiting at this size.

what are you talking about? 3-1-1?
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Old 11-13-2010, 08:45 PM
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Originally Posted by acl65pilot
First, I am a little lost, what Post?
See why it's important to quote the damn post you are responding to?
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Old 11-13-2010, 08:47 PM
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Originally Posted by DAWGS
90 Fairley should have been one of them. He took many cheap shots, especially the last when the game was already won. He represents the worst of football. Malicious for no reason. I would be all over his arse if I was his coach.

I hope Murray is ok. He had a great game.

Roll Tide! I'm sure it'll be another great game in the SEC.
Fairley should be thrown out and suspended for the next game at least... he's a thug.
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Old 11-13-2010, 09:14 PM
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Originally Posted by tsquare
what are you talking about? 3-1-1?

3 shots of Jack, 1 shot of Coke, and 1 ice cube......yummy
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Old 11-13-2010, 10:07 PM
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Originally Posted by tsquare
what are you talking about? 3-1-1?
Means three different things.

1. A clandestine greeting used by those in the KKK. 3 x the 11th letter of the alpahabet.

2. Gang greeting and sign used by the Bloods. 3 = c, 11 = k or Crip Killer.

3. 3 1 1. police code for indecent exposure.

I think acl65, which is also a code for the "Candair regional jet," meant to say 4 1 1, the common # for information.
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Old 11-13-2010, 11:35 PM
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Originally Posted by shiznit
Fairley was over the line on two hits tonight, the rest were legal but hard.




Bama's "post game" cheer when they win is:

"Hey (opponent)! Hey _______! We just beat the he11 out of you! Rammer jammer yellow hammer give 'em he11 Alabama."
REPEATED multiple times.
Heh, heh, I love that song.
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Old 11-14-2010, 03:21 AM
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3 oz's per container, one plastic bag, and one bag for each traveler.
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