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Old 08-31-2010, 03:08 PM
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I heard is was actually newK that took down the Death Star...in a DC-9...by throwing galley coffee at it.

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You know how in the Alien(s)movies the creatures blood is like acid and destroys anything that it touches? That blood was modeled after DC-9 coffee.
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Old 08-31-2010, 03:14 PM
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You know how in the Alien(s)movies the creatures blood is like acid and destroys anything that it touches? That blood was modeled after DC-9 coffee.
Yup, and that's only the 1 bag brew!

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Old 08-31-2010, 03:16 PM
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i do buy rounds even though I don't drink yet, but, you'll have to order. not sure I'll get it right.

I'm buying your book, and I'm going to watch you on the 7th and if I could be so rude to ask, can you flash the APCF gahng symbol? Or say "carl spackler"?

On rj's they have this very wonderful invention called an intercom and since the guy can hear you while they're making a PA you can keep saying over and over "don't say ****, don't say ****"

oh its great. so just imagine 80 in your ear saying "dont say carl, dont say carl..."

Bonus points for mentioning the cone of shame. Talk about a softball... I can't imagine Buzz being able to reference the commander in chief with that phrase.

btw- would you prefer me order your book through you or amazon or what? Not sure what's more beneficial.
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Old 08-31-2010, 03:24 PM
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Originally Posted by NuGuy
Yup, and that's only the 1 bag brew!

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With or without FA spit? We're talking some serious destructive potential here.

Wouldn't it be funny if the angry old hag FA's had a second "inner" mouth like the alien? I kind of imagine them doing that sometimes when I hear/see them treating the customers with the respect and kindness that a professional would always do.


YOURE GONNA HAVE TO CHECK THAT BAG, SIR!! (notice captain newK standing to the right)
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Old 08-31-2010, 03:29 PM
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Originally Posted by forgot to bid
i do buy rounds even though I don't drink yet, but, you'll have to order. not sure I'll get it right.

I'm buying your book, and I'm going to watch you on the 7th and if I could be so rude to ask, can you flash the APCF gahng symbol? Or say "carl spackler"?

On rj's they have this very wonderful invention called an intercom and since the guy can hear you while they're making a PA you can keep saying over and over "don't say ****, don't say ****"

oh its great. so just imagine 80 in your ear saying "dont say carl, dont say carl..."
I'll try and fit in Carl...as much as it pains me.

We have a gahng symbol? Is it the one we use at Spondivits at midnight? If I recall, I rub my crotch, look deeply into the eyes of Courtney Friel and say......'Sup? That one?
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Old 08-31-2010, 03:31 PM
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Originally Posted by 80ktsClamp

btw- would you prefer me order your book through you or amazon or what? Not sure what's more beneficial.
Actually, and thanks for asking, what works best on the book's initial launch is to go through Amazon. It creates an internet "buzz," pun not really intended. Besides, my prices are MUCH higher. I'm an airline pilot, dontchaknow?
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Old 08-31-2010, 03:42 PM
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Hey Buzz,

Sorry, but I forgot the title of your new book.....still passing around "Dereliction of Duty" to my buds who are still alive.....

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Old 08-31-2010, 03:48 PM
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Originally Posted by 80ktsClamp
With or without FA spit? We're talking some serious destructive potential here.

Wouldn't it be funny if the angry old hag FA's had a second "inner" mouth like the alien? I kind of imagine them doing that sometimes when I hear/see them treating the customers with the respect and kindness that a professional would always do.


YOURE GONNA HAVE TO CHECK THAT BAG, SIR!! (notice captain newK standing to the right)
We had some a-line the other day that was giving a diamond medallion first class passenger a bunch of crap because he had an extra bag. The bag was a camera bag which he obviously couldn't check. He was a really nice guy so my Captain "took care" of the situation. She was pretty irritated with the Captain for overriding her, but oh well. Sometimes the right decision isn't necessarily the most popular decision!
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Old 08-31-2010, 04:37 PM
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We had some a-line the other day that was giving a diamond medallion first class passenger a bunch of crap because he had an extra bag. The bag was a camera bag which he obviously couldn't check. He was a really nice guy so my Captain "took care" of the situation. She was pretty irritated with the Captain for overriding her, but oh well. Sometimes the right decision isn't necessarily the most popular decision!
Sometimes you just need to remind them who's in charge of both the front and back of the airplane.
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Old 08-31-2010, 04:38 PM
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Originally Posted by buzzpat
I'll try and fit in Carl...as much as it pains me.

We have a gahng symbol? Is it the one we use at Spondivits at midnight? If I recall, I rub my crotch, look deeply into the eyes of Courtney Friel and say......'Sup? That one?
a gahng symbol is a gang symbol spelled out on an iphone with the autocorrect turned off because the autocorrect is worthless. Especially if you text people using airline acronyms.

Now, I need to pick a gang symbol for you to shine...




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