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Old 07-16-2010, 03:40 PM
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Originally Posted by buzzpat
Ahh, he owned a toy store....Just so's ya know, Scambo, thanks to you I'm googling Sgt Schultz when I'm supposed to be writing.
Buzz why don't you pitch an airline version of Deadliest Catch from the Discovery Channel?

I don't know what you'd call it, but I'm sure it could be entertaining.
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Old 07-16-2010, 03:40 PM
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Anyone having trouble getting on to Deltanet or is it just me??
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Old 07-16-2010, 04:01 PM
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Anyone having trouble getting on to Deltanet or is it just me??
Per the CPSC it's currently down.

Either that or we're out of jobs!
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Old 07-16-2010, 04:02 PM
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I sure hope they did not turn out the lights...
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Old 07-16-2010, 04:29 PM
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Originally Posted by forgot to bid
Buzz why don't you pitch an airline version of Deadliest Catch from the Discovery Channel?

I don't know what you'd call it, but I'm sure it could be entertaining.
That's an incredible idea FTB. Know just the guys to pitch it to. Of course, it would have to highlight you, Clamp, New, maybe even Carl, although that might be a turn off.

We could show us *****ing in the cockpit when we sit on Creamy Peppercorn salad dressing, or are trying to get the rampers attention so that we can block in at the gate, or "not" using our laptops at cruise, or fighting with the schedulers...oh, the mind boggles.

Seriously, though, I'll have to think that through. I do know some guys out here that do that sort of thing. I know that SWA did something similar a few years ago. Hell, if the real housewives of New Jersey can get their own gig, certainly you, Clamp, Scoop, etc, can.
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Old 07-16-2010, 04:54 PM
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Deltanet is back up. Just logged on. Whew.
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Old 07-16-2010, 05:07 PM
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Originally Posted by buzzpat
That's an incredible idea FTB. Know just the guys to pitch it to. Of course, it would have to highlight you, Clamp, New, maybe even Carl, although that might be a turn off.

We could show us *****ing in the cockpit when we sit on Creamy Peppercorn salad dressing, or are trying to get the rampers attention so that we can block in at the gate, or "not" using our laptops at cruise, or fighting with the schedulers...oh, the mind boggles.

Seriously, though, I'll have to think that through. I do know some guys out here that do that sort of thing. I know that SWA did something similar a few years ago. Hell, if the real housewives of New Jersey can get their own gig, certainly you, Clamp, Scoop, etc, can.
Narrator (the guy from Dirtiest Jobs): Back on flight 2120, Forgot to Bid is in the midst of his third two-hour leg flight and has yet to pull out his jepps to update them. He is simply stairing out the window, wondering what small Louisianna or Mississippi town is passing him by. Occasionally, he passes gas, and wonders if the Captain knows.

Back in Detroit, New has walked to gate A12, and while walking to the gate he cured a passenger of narcolepsy. Passengers are cheering.

Meanwhile, back on flight 543, Clamp is...
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Old 07-16-2010, 05:07 PM
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Originally Posted by Scoop

Honorable mention - The fact that the 737 cockpit was apparently designed prior to the birth of the science of ergonomics.

Yoga will cure this problem... been there done that...

Namaste'
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Old 07-16-2010, 05:07 PM
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Wow, 65,000 people applied for 1,000 ACS jobs.
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Old 07-16-2010, 05:09 PM
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Narrator: Over in the Terminal E crewroom, Tsquare has just come to the realization that both of his first officers, are die hard USC fans.
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