Any "Latest & Greatest" about Delta?
05-28-2010, 04:33 AM
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05-28-2010, 04:39 AM
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Just remember this, one screw up and all the points in the bank vanish and they remember it for a long time which eats up future points. Gave up on the points, once they realize the point system is out things get better, never allow yourself to get on the point system. Recommend the "Wife Training" Guide google it and save yourself or find the book called "The Predatory Female". Trying to save a brother.
Good advice, especially the second book. Remember, if she gives an ultimatum of any kind, you walk.
I remember a comment I received on a date after re-entering the "market". We went to a restaurant, the food was good, the service, not so good. I did not leave a 15% tip.
She said "the tip isn't big enough."
I said "the correct response is thank you for dinner."
Gotta set the correct tone early.
05-28-2010, 04:41 AM
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^^^ it's clean, funny, true and worth watching now that were back to summer attire in the terminal!
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05-28-2010, 04:46 AM
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HA! Sorry Deadhead, I'm posting like an idiot. I meant, this thread:
http://www.airlinepilotforums.com/ma...west-news.html
is the one hijacked from a SWA koolaid thread to a Delta slot swap thread. Post on it and bump it back to page 1 of the forums.
Posting on iPhone can be messy.
http://www.airlinepilotforums.com/ma...west-news.html
is the one hijacked from a SWA koolaid thread to a Delta slot swap thread. Post on it and bump it back to page 1 of the forums.
Posting on iPhone can be messy.
05-28-2010, 05:35 AM
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Good advice, especially the second book. Remember, if she gives an ultimatum of any kind, you walk.
I remember a comment I received on a date after re-entering the "market". We went to a restaurant, the food was good, the service, not so good. I did not leave a 15% tip.
She said "the tip isn't big enough."
I said "the correct response is thank you for dinner."
Gotta set the correct tone early.
Good advice, especially the second book. Remember, if she gives an ultimatum of any kind, you walk.
I remember a comment I received on a date after re-entering the "market". We went to a restaurant, the food was good, the service, not so good. I did not leave a 15% tip.
She said "the tip isn't big enough."
I said "the correct response is thank you for dinner."
Gotta set the correct tone early.
05-28-2010, 06:03 AM
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Posts: 5,113
Most men would have been devastated if the size of their tip was thus ridiculed. Not Scambo. What Knew is to flying, Scambo is to dating. One can only imagine a dating Nine pilot.... Had Scambo's ride been a pimped-out Nine, this chick would have ("pouf") disappeared, and been instantly been replaced by a smoking, scantilly-clad, hottie. To be replaced by the next (hotter) hottie if she dared utter such nonsense as well. Nine-drivers don't get aggravated: they get their date "refreshed".
05-28-2010, 06:33 AM
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Nice comeback!
Most men would have been devastated if the size of their tip was thus ridiculed. Not Scambo. What Knew is to flying, Scambo is to dating. One can only imagine a dating Nine pilot.... Had Scambo's ride been a pimped-out Nine, this chick would have ("pouf") disappeared, and been instantly been replaced by a smoking, scantilly-clad, hottie. To be replaced by the next (hotter) hottie if she dared utter such nonsense as well. Nine-drivers don't get aggravated: they get their date "refreshed".
Most men would have been devastated if the size of their tip was thus ridiculed. Not Scambo. What Knew is to flying, Scambo is to dating. One can only imagine a dating Nine pilot.... Had Scambo's ride been a pimped-out Nine, this chick would have ("pouf") disappeared, and been instantly been replaced by a smoking, scantilly-clad, hottie. To be replaced by the next (hotter) hottie if she dared utter such nonsense as well. Nine-drivers don't get aggravated: they get their date "refreshed".
05-28-2010, 06:50 AM
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If I was on the 320, I would LOVE to give you a line check... because I have never seen a perfect flight... and since you are a professional PILOT, you don't make mistakes... right?
05-28-2010, 06:52 AM
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Dude!
Charting the Male Sex Drive
^^^ it's clean, funny, true and worth watching now that were back to summer attire in the terminal!
^^^ it's clean, funny, true and worth watching now that were back to summer attire in the terminal!
That dude is really funny - thanks for posting that. My wife is going to love the explanation.
05-28-2010, 06:53 AM
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HA! Sorry Deadhead, I'm posting like an idiot. I meant, this thread:
http://www.airlinepilotforums.com/ma...west-news.html
is the one hijacked from a SWA koolaid thread to a Delta slot swap thread. Post on it and bump it back to page 1 of the forums.
Posting on iPhone can be messy.
http://www.airlinepilotforums.com/ma...west-news.html
is the one hijacked from a SWA koolaid thread to a Delta slot swap thread. Post on it and bump it back to page 1 of the forums.
Posting on iPhone can be messy.
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