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Old 01-04-2010, 08:30 PM
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Originally Posted by 80ktsClamp
Good evening boys and girls, and welcome to late nite latest and greatest in Deltoid land with your host, 80knotsClamp.

Tonights topics: JAL- to JV or not to JV? And is "Haneda" the sound a japanese person makes when they sneeze?

We'll also have deep thoughts from forgot to bid, every detail on delta's 50 year plan from ACL, and "name that underboob" with superpilot92.

Again, this is your host... bringing you the smoothest and the Guard Dudest all night long... Clamp.
I'm picturing you in slippers, a smoking cloak and have a pipe in one hand with a glass of brandy or something like that in your other hand. I see a oak wood room and a fire in the background and the pressure to say something smart is overwhelming.
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Old 01-04-2010, 08:32 PM
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Originally Posted by forgot to bid
I feel as if I need to be in slippers, a smoking cloak and have a pipe in my hand with a glass of brandy or something like that in my other hand.

You aren't like that? Thats how it's gotta be.

Now I just put on my Leon Phelps lisp, and whenver a female calls in... "hello caller, what might be your queary?" "oooh, it's a lady!"




Now about that TCU chick. I'd like to buy her a fish sandwich.

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Old 01-04-2010, 08:45 PM
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Originally Posted by 80ktsClamp
You aren't like that? Thats how it's gotta be.

Now I just put on my Leon Phelps lisp, and whenver a female calls in... "hello caller, what might be your queary?" "oooh, it's a lady!"




Now about that TCU chick. I'd like to buy her a fish sandwich.
It describes me perfectly EXCEPT i dont have slippers on, i'm sporting some Flippie Floppies!!

I used my first contractual Deltoid right tonight, I called scheduling to deviate from my DH back to base tomorrow and thus got the DH dumped and Positive space seat home!!
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Old 01-04-2010, 08:59 PM
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So has anyone else received a phone call telling you that you received an AE award in error? No, I'm not joking.
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Old 01-04-2010, 09:04 PM
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Good job Super.

80, first deep question of the night: A lot of people struggle with the authenticity of our manuals especially with the Douglas family, so in your oppinion do you think we can trust that the DC9 manual we have today is an accurate translation of the original Greek?

Go ahead, I'll hang up and listen to your answer.

Yes knew, you can kick my ass later.
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Old 01-04-2010, 09:06 PM
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Originally Posted by 80ktsClamp
You aren't like that? Thats how it's gotta be.

Now I just put on my Leon Phelps lisp, and whenver a female calls in... "hello caller, what might be your queary?" "oooh, it's a lady!"




Now about that TCU chick. I'd like to buy her a fish sandwich.

So that must mean you have a glass of Courvoisier. Good Choice.
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Old 01-04-2010, 09:11 PM
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Originally Posted by forgot to bid
Good job Super.

80, first deep question of the night: A lot of people struggle with the authenticity of our manuals especially with the Douglas family, so in your oppinion do you think we can trust that the DC9 manual we have today is an accurate translation of the original Greek?

Go ahead, I'll hang up and listen to your answer.

Yes knew, you can kick my ass later.

I say we reference super, newK, and our other members of such incredible testicular fortitude that they are bestowed the ability to fly the 9.

How it is, jive turkeys?


My own personal interjection- I can't stand the way our OM1, OM2, FCTM, and QRH's are set up as it is-be it Boeing or Douglas. I consider the way the information is formatted very inefficient both for learning and information finding. I'm being quickly reminded of this as I am beginning the process of learning the 73N....
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Old 01-04-2010, 09:13 PM
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Originally Posted by Cogf16
Yeah well ROTC guys must rate over OTS guys, although I think we had a few 90 day wonders in my class! 65 days of terminal leave got me in to the 11 Aug '88 class. When hiring 90 a month, everyday counted!

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Aint that the truth!!!!

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Old 01-04-2010, 09:14 PM
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Originally Posted by newKnow
So that must mean you have a glass of Courvoisier. Good Choice.

"I'm doin' real good, I got my glass of Courvoisier right here!"
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Old 01-04-2010, 09:17 PM
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Originally Posted by Dirtdiver
Was JK guest help?
His first name was Joe and he was kinda short. Your initials wouldn't be PP would they?

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