Any "Latest & Greatest" about Delta?
12-15-2009, 11:04 AM
Can't abide NAI
Joined APC: Jun 2007
Position: Douglas Aerospace post production Flight Test & Work Around Engineering bulletin dissembler
Posts: 12,037
As a penance to newKnow, ACL65, and everyone else I PO'd while whining about this displacement, ACL assigned an APC version of writing on the chalkboard:
(1) This punishment is not boring and pointless
(2) I will not aim for the head
(3) I do not have the authority to fire pilots with "Delta Pilot Standards" lanyards, Crew Schedulers, Moderators, or guys with long sleeved shirts and ear plugs
(4) I will not teach Flight Attendants to fly
(5) I will not cut corners
(6) " "" "" "" ""
(7) " "" "" "" ""
(8) I will not write "Delta is hiring" just to excite Regional Pilots
(9) I will not write "Delta scope sinks" just to excite Delta pilots
(10) sʞɔıɹʇ pɹɐoq qǝʍ ʎ11ıs ɟɟo ʍoɥs ʇou 11ıʍ ı
(11) and I'll stop carping about the merger, displacement & juniority
(1) This punishment is not boring and pointless
(2) I will not aim for the head
(3) I do not have the authority to fire pilots with "Delta Pilot Standards" lanyards, Crew Schedulers, Moderators, or guys with long sleeved shirts and ear plugs
(4) I will not teach Flight Attendants to fly
(5) I will not cut corners
(6) " "" "" "" ""
(7) " "" "" "" ""
(8) I will not write "Delta is hiring" just to excite Regional Pilots
(9) I will not write "Delta scope sinks" just to excite Delta pilots
(10) sʞɔıɹʇ pɹɐoq qǝʍ ʎ11ıs ɟɟo ʍoɥs ʇou 11ıʍ ı
(11) and I'll stop carping about the merger, displacement & juniority
12-15-2009, 11:09 AM
Gets Weekends Off
Joined APC: Feb 2009
Position: 320B
Posts: 781
Hey Bar,
It is ok, everyone goes through the stages and need an outlet, however, are you sure you can't do something about those that wear the "Delta Pilot Standards" lanyard?
It is ok, everyone goes through the stages and need an outlet, however, are you sure you can't do something about those that wear the "Delta Pilot Standards" lanyard?
12-15-2009, 11:16 AM
Happy to be here
Joined APC: Jun 2006
Position: A-320A
Posts: 18,563
As a penance to newKnow, ACL65, and everyone else I PO'd while whining about this displacement, ACL assigned an APC version of writing on the chalkboard:
(1) This punishment is not boring and pointless
(2) I will not aim for the head
(3) I do not have the authority to fire pilots with "Delta Pilot Standards" lanyards, Crew Schedulers, Moderators, or guys with long sleeved shirts and ear plugs
(4) I will not teach Flight Attendants to fly
(5) I will not cut corners
(6) " "" "" "" ""
(7) " "" "" "" ""
(8) I will not write "Delta is hiring" just to excite Regional Pilots
(9) I will not write "Delta scope sinks" just to excite Delta pilots
(10) sʞɔıɹʇ pɹɐoq qǝʍ ʎ11ıs ɟɟo ʍoɥs ʇou 11ıʍ ı
(11) and I'll stop carping about the merger, displacement & juniority
(1) This punishment is not boring and pointless
(2) I will not aim for the head
(3) I do not have the authority to fire pilots with "Delta Pilot Standards" lanyards, Crew Schedulers, Moderators, or guys with long sleeved shirts and ear plugs
(4) I will not teach Flight Attendants to fly
(5) I will not cut corners
(6) " "" "" "" ""
(7) " "" "" "" ""
(8) I will not write "Delta is hiring" just to excite Regional Pilots
(9) I will not write "Delta scope sinks" just to excite Delta pilots
(10) sʞɔıɹʇ pɹɐoq qǝʍ ʎ11ıs ɟɟo ʍoɥs ʇou 11ıʍ ı
(11) and I'll stop carping about the merger, displacement & juniority
But that is not exactly what I told you
I like
3, 8, 9, and 10
Keep doing 11, just do not quit over it, channel that angst towards a better commuter policy and relocation packages.
12-15-2009, 11:16 AM
Happy to be here
Joined APC: Jun 2006
Position: A-320A
Posts: 18,563
12-15-2009, 11:24 AM
Happy to be here
Joined APC: Jun 2006
Position: A-320A
Posts: 18,563
BTW, Bar;
It is O.K. to shoot for the head, just make sure that you are aiming at the correct target!
It is O.K. to shoot for the head, just make sure that you are aiming at the correct target!
12-15-2009, 11:27 AM
Gets Weekends Off
Joined APC: Feb 2009
Position: 320B
Posts: 781
Trust me, I am a huge supporter of training.
12-15-2009, 11:28 AM
Happy to be here
Joined APC: Jun 2006
Position: A-320A
Posts: 18,563
Yep, going in to my third training even in 2.5 years this weekend, and am sure I will be in a fourth in a month or two.....
Training is fun for all!
Training is fun for all!
12-15-2009, 11:29 AM
Gets Weekends Off
Joined APC: Apr 2005
Position: 767ER capt
Posts: 1,190
How do I get one of those lanyards?
And if I wear the lanyard, do I need the hat?
And if I wear the lanyard, do I need the hat?
12-15-2009, 11:30 AM
Gets Weekends Off
Joined APC: Feb 2008
Position: DL
Posts: 154
What is the username and password for Delta email? Can't find that info anywhere....
12-15-2009, 11:34 AM
Gets Weekends Off
Joined APC: Feb 2007
Position: 765-A
Posts: 6,844
As a penance to newKnow, ACL65, and everyone else I PO'd while whining about this displacement, ACL assigned an APC version of writing on the chalkboard:
(1) This punishment is not boring and pointless
(2) I will not aim for the head
(3) I do not have the authority to fire pilots with "Delta Pilot Standards" lanyards, Crew Schedulers, Moderators, or guys with long sleeved shirts and ear plugs
(4) I will not teach Flight Attendants to fly
(5) I will not cut corners
(6) " "" "" "" ""
(7) " "" "" "" ""
(8) I will not write "Delta is hiring" just to excite Regional Pilots
(9) I will not write "Delta scope sinks" just to excite Delta pilots
(10) sʞɔıɹʇ pɹɐoq qǝʍ ʎ11ıs ɟɟo ʍoɥs ʇou 11ıʍ ı
(11) and I'll stop carping about the merger, displacement & juniority
(1) This punishment is not boring and pointless
(2) I will not aim for the head
(3) I do not have the authority to fire pilots with "Delta Pilot Standards" lanyards, Crew Schedulers, Moderators, or guys with long sleeved shirts and ear plugs
(4) I will not teach Flight Attendants to fly
(5) I will not cut corners
(6) " "" "" "" ""
(7) " "" "" "" ""
(8) I will not write "Delta is hiring" just to excite Regional Pilots
(9) I will not write "Delta scope sinks" just to excite Delta pilots
(10) sʞɔıɹʇ pɹɐoq qǝʍ ʎ11ıs ɟɟo ʍoɥs ʇou 11ıʍ ı
(11) and I'll stop carping about the merger, displacement & juniority
New K
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