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02-03-2021, 07:38 AM

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GogglesPisano

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Originally Posted by Planetrain

Good ol’ TSA training academy

I mean that's the only sandwich you'll get as a crew meal. Aka, "The Sandwich."

02-03-2021, 02:47 PM

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180ToAJ

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Originally Posted by GogglesPisano

I mean that's the only sandwich you'll get as a crew meal. Aka, "The Sandwich."

Those things are like 10% turkey/cheese and 90% bread. I have to drink 3 of our mini waters to keep it from lodging in my throat. I bet if you threw five of those things in a pool you could walk across. I think of all those times I turned down items in the first class basket. I was such a fool.

02-03-2021, 03:47 PM

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Planetrain

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Originally Posted by GogglesPisano

I mean that's the only sandwich you'll get as a crew meal. Aka, "The Sandwich."

Sadly the SNL skit isn’t on YouTube, but the line went like this:

TSA Instructor: “Can anyone give me an example of a liquid or gel?”

Student 1: “Turkey Sandwich!”

Instructor: “Sorry, that is not a liquid or a gel.”

Student 2 (sheepishly): “Well... what if you put it in a blender?...”

02-04-2021, 06:42 AM

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Originally Posted by 180ToAJ

Those things are like 10% turkey/cheese and 90% bread.

Bread product.

02-04-2021, 07:15 AM

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Seneca Pilot

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Originally Posted by GogglesPisano

Bread product.

Mechanically separated turkey, processed cheese food, and bread product.

02-04-2021, 10:24 AM

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Originally Posted by Seneca Pilot

Mechanically separated turkey, processed cheese food, and bread product.

...and yellow dye #5. Everything a growing body needs.

02-04-2021, 11:34 AM

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...and yellow dye #5. Everything a growing body needs.

Think positively, you will never age.

02-04-2021, 12:01 PM

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123494

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Originally Posted by Planetrain

SNL is nothing more than leftist propaganda meant to influence you (aka, mind control). Anyone with half a brain can see through their BS.

02-04-2021, 12:23 PM

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SNL is nothing more than leftist propaganda meant to influence you (aka, mind control). Anyone with half a brain can see through their BS.

It's a comedy show. You don't watch comedy to be informed. You do know that comedy is not news, RIGHT?

You don't watch Game of Thrones to learn about the middle ages. It's called fiction.

02-04-2021, 12:54 PM

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180ToAJ

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Originally Posted by 123494

SNL is nothing more than leftist propaganda meant to influence you (aka, mind control). Anyone with half a brain can see through their BS.

They are pretty left leaning, but sometimes a skit is just a skit. That one about the TSA was pretty funny. I was
able to watch it without wanting to donate to Howard Dean’s comeback campaign.