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Old 11-17-2009, 04:48 PM
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All you guys really want to train the newhire pilots? I'll be training the newhire flight attendants. Rule #1 - Can't wear bathing suits in the pool because the laundry soap is bad for the filter. Rule # 2 - Potential candidates are to be recruited from Hooters. Other candidates may be found at the Pink Pony or similar establishments with shoe models. Rule # 3 - They must be height/weight proportional AND just old enough to drink a beer but not smart enough to spell bear..oops i mean beer.

ACL - nice to finally meet you in the jetway the other day.
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Old 11-17-2009, 04:48 PM
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Originally Posted by Ferd149
Ice, dead on. You are never introuble for stopping to eat.

It's been years, but as I recall Pink didn't like "what" the crew meal was (wanted hot breakfast and it was cold or vis versa). But, I always used to tell the agents in LAS I was headed downtown (when only going to Starbucks) and asked if they wanted anything. Anyway, like I said, I got the agent it actually happened to one morning and got the other side of the story. Too funny. I never met Pink Floyd, but those who had were not supprised by what happened.

Once again, LAS had nothing to do with going and getting something to eat................as usual there is always more to every story.

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But of course. Just bringing up a story from the past! Very public as I recall.
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Old 11-17-2009, 04:50 PM
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Originally Posted by hoserpilot
All you guys really want to train the newhire pilots? I'll be training the newhire flight attendants. Rule #1 - Can't wear bathing suits in the pool because the laundry soap is bad for the filter. Rule # 2 - Potential candidates are to be recruited from Hooters. Other candidates may be found at the Pink Pony or similar establishments with shoe models. Rule # 3 - They must be height/weight proportional AND just old enough to drink a beer but not smart enough to spell bear..oops i mean beer.

ACL - nice to finally meet you in the jetway the other day.
You too, my wife commented that you looked a lot like ASA's former CEO. (After thinking about it she had a point) She asked me why the former CEO of ASA was a pilot for DAL. I did not know what she was asking for a second or two, then the brain engaged!

FA's, now that is a group that we may want to offer early outs too!
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Old 11-17-2009, 04:52 PM
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Originally Posted by Ferd149
Well boys, time to put the bling on the double brested (had it parked in the NRT laundry the last 12 days) and get ready for the deadhead home. 13 days and 5 Saipan layovers are enough for even this guy. Maybe I won't fall over 100 pages behind next time.

Seeeeeeeee Yaaaaaaaaa
Sleep soundly!

Enjoy the commute to PHX tomorrow. I will try to add at least that many pages for ya!
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Old 11-17-2009, 04:55 PM
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Originally Posted by acl65pilot
Um yeah sure. I got you there too!


no messages anywhere!! what's up?? spill all u know!!! lol
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Old 11-17-2009, 05:04 PM
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Originally Posted by crazypilot
no messages anywhere!! what's up?? spill all u know!!! lol
I must have the wrong e-mail address.

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Old 11-17-2009, 05:04 PM
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Originally Posted by Desperado
It ain't easy bein' green!
'Specially if you're a Duck!
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Old 11-17-2009, 05:29 PM
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Originally Posted by Gnewt
'Specially if you're a Duck!
And you KNOW that I am!
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Old 11-17-2009, 05:37 PM
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Originally Posted by hoserpilot
All you guys really want to train the newhire pilots? I'll be training the newhire flight attendants. Rule #1 - Can't wear bathing suits in the pool because the laundry soap is bad for the filter.
You wanna see our FAs nude...you sick perv! Everytime our SEA flight attendants layover in HNL and head to the beach, greenpeace throws a rope around them and tries to drag them back to the water as part of the beached whale rescue program....
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Old 11-17-2009, 05:40 PM
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Originally Posted by freightguy
You wanna see our FAs nude...you sick perv! Everytime our SEA flight attendants layover in HNL and head to the beach, greenpeace throws a rope around them and tries to drag them back to the water as part of the beached whale rescue program....
Classic just classic!
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