Any "Latest & Greatest" about Delta?
11-30-2014, 10:33 AM
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So you're walking off a jet and an attractive female blonde FO is coming down the jetway to take the airplane next. The appropriate first words out of your mouth are:
A) something to let her know you think she is pretty or hot, preferably by immediately using the words pretty and/or hot.
B) don't say anything about how attractive or hot she is.
_________
I thought it was B, but it seems like answer A is in the FOM somewhere. It just has to be.
A) something to let her know you think she is pretty or hot, preferably by immediately using the words pretty and/or hot.
B) don't say anything about how attractive or hot she is.
_________
I thought it was B, but it seems like answer A is in the FOM somewhere. It just has to be.
11-30-2014, 10:43 AM
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So you're walking off a jet and an attractive female blonde FO is coming down the jetway to take the airplane next. The appropriate first words out of your mouth are:
A) something to let her know you think she is pretty or hot, preferably by immediately using the words pretty and/or hot.
B) don't say anything about how attractive or hot she is.
_________
I thought it was B, but it seems like answer A is in the FOM somewhere. It just has to be.
A) something to let her know you think she is pretty or hot, preferably by immediately using the words pretty and/or hot.
B) don't say anything about how attractive or hot she is.
_________
I thought it was B, but it seems like answer A is in the FOM somewhere. It just has to be.
What you should do is, Look at her then look at her again. Tell her you think her left eye is beautiful.
Not only will you catch her off guard. You will knock her ego down two or three levels. She will be miffed, open up to you and best of all, she will be thinking about her eyes all day. It works. I swear. 
You can, at the end of the conversation, ask for her number. TEN
11-30-2014, 11:03 AM
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Neither one of you will succeed..
What you should do is, Look at her then look at her again. Tell her you think her left eye is beautiful. Not only will you catch her off guard. You will knock her ego down two or three levels. She will be miffed, open up to you and best of all, she will be thinking about her eyes all day. It works. I swear. You can, at the end of the conversation, ask for her number.
TEN
What you should do is, Look at her then look at her again. Tell her you think her left eye is beautiful.
Not only will you catch her off guard. You will knock her ego down two or three levels. She will be miffed, open up to you and best of all, she will be thinking about her eyes all day. It works. I swear. You can, at the end of the conversation, ask for her number. TEN
Carl
11-30-2014, 11:21 AM
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11-30-2014, 11:44 AM
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11-30-2014, 01:05 PM
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Hey mods,
It's bad enough to wade through pages of sports banter on a supposed aviation forum, but now pages of politics? What's next, religion?
I'm pretty sure there are plenty of forums that cover sports, politics, religion, etc.
How 'bout some temporary bans to get this forum back on track? (Or at least a "hanger talk" type thread, where one can discuss anything.)
Flame away.
It's bad enough to wade through pages of sports banter on a supposed aviation forum, but now pages of politics? What's next, religion?
I'm pretty sure there are plenty of forums that cover sports, politics, religion, etc.
How 'bout some temporary bans to get this forum back on track? (Or at least a "hanger talk" type thread, where one can discuss anything.)
Flame away.
No flame needed - you have a valid complaint. Here is the problem - this is an anonymous open forum. I have tried deleting posts that push the TOS but, and pardon the cheesy Western Movie paraphrase,
"We moderators are few, posters are many!"
So with that in mind I will delete egregious and blatant violations of the TOS but prefer not to stifle some of the more minor transgressions.
Finally when something worthwhile/significant happens at DAL the thread tends to focus pretty much automatically - in quiet times it wanders.
Scoop
11-30-2014, 02:41 PM
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There are currently NO forums that provide a venue for discussing politics...
From the most recent posts, I'm guessing this doesn't apply to the L & G thread.
11-30-2014, 03:26 PM
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So you're walking off a jet and an attractive female blonde FO is coming down the jetway to take the airplane next. The appropriate first words out of your mouth are:
A) something to let her know you think she is pretty or hot, preferably by immediately using the words pretty and/or hot.
B) don't say anything about how attractive or hot she is.
_________
I thought it was B, but it seems like answer A is in the FOM somewhere. It just has to be.
A) something to let her know you think she is pretty or hot, preferably by immediately using the words pretty and/or hot.
B) don't say anything about how attractive or hot she is.
_________
I thought it was B, but it seems like answer A is in the FOM somewhere. It just has to be.
11-30-2014, 03:33 PM
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So you're walking off a jet and an attractive female blonde FO is coming down the jetway to take the airplane next. The appropriate first words out of your mouth are:
A) something to let her know you think she is pretty or hot, preferably by immediately using the words pretty and/or hot.
B) don't say anything about how attractive or hot she is.
_________
I thought it was B, but it seems like answer A is in the FOM somewhere. It just has to be.
A) something to let her know you think she is pretty or hot, preferably by immediately using the words pretty and/or hot.
B) don't say anything about how attractive or hot she is.
_________
I thought it was B, but it seems like answer A is in the FOM somewhere. It just has to be.
11-30-2014, 03:34 PM
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So you're walking off a jet and an attractive female blonde FO is coming down the jetway to take the airplane next. The appropriate first words out of your mouth are:
A) something to let her know you think she is pretty or hot, preferably by immediately using the words pretty and/or hot.
B) don't say anything about how attractive or hot she is.
_________
I thought it was B, but it seems like answer A is in the FOM somewhere. It just has to be.
A) something to let her know you think she is pretty or hot, preferably by immediately using the words pretty and/or hot.
B) don't say anything about how attractive or hot she is.
_________
I thought it was B, but it seems like answer A is in the FOM somewhere. It just has to be.
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