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Old 11-24-2013, 01:31 PM
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Originally Posted by daldude
Well if we are sharing stories-- My most memorable stories was when the chief pilot in DFW called security to escort me and another furloughee out of the DFW pilot lounge following our last flight. Needless to say I was surprised. Talk about the walk of shame, I would say that single 10 minute event is my most memorable experience at Delta.
With my first furlough, I was escorted out by the chief pilot's drop dead gorgeous secretary. Once I was out of the building, she continued to walk and talk with me all the way to my car. Being a pilot of course I'm thinking: Hmmm maybe I'm in for a good sympathy boink here. Then I noticed she was carrying a small plastic spatula looking thing. She needed it to scrape the parking sticker off my windshield.

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Old 11-24-2013, 01:36 PM
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Sorry to see this forum become a "popularity contest"
...bad news for you, right?

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Old 11-24-2013, 01:38 PM
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Originally Posted by Carl Spackler
With my first furlough, I was escorted out by the chief pilot's drop dead gorgeous secretary. Once I was out of the building, she continued to walk and talk with me all the way to my car. Being a pilot of course I'm thinking: Hmmm maybe I'm in for a good sympathy boink here. Then I noticed she was carrying a small plastic spatula looking thing. She needed it to scrape the parking sticker off my windshield.

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I'd have been anticipating the same thing.
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Old 11-24-2013, 01:41 PM
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Originally Posted by poostain
Buzz, this post speaks to me. As a 4yr 11month furloughee I came back looking for that unity as well. It has been a sad trip watching all the petty fighting and lack of unity. Everyone suffered but that doesn't mean it's time to be selfish to get back what we lost. Unity is the only answer but I'm discouraged at our chances unless a guy like you steps up seriously, published author, proven leader and all around good guy. By the way I'm lax based you got my vote

I agree Buzz. I can handle public relations for you...along with some light gardening.





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Old 11-24-2013, 01:52 PM
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Originally Posted by Rather B Fishin
Sorry to see this forum become a "popularity contest" instead of a good place for rumors and underboob.
Underboob? Considering this post of yours:

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Moak, Moak, Moak....Were you two at urinals next to each other and you came away with a bad case of penis envy?

I thought this picture would interest you most:





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Old 11-24-2013, 01:56 PM
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Rather B. Fishin ought to change his screen name to "Rather B. Meat Gazin"
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Old 11-24-2013, 02:18 PM
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Originally Posted by Purple Drank
Rather B. Fishin ought to change his screen name to "Rather B. Meat Gazin"
Okay..... That is pretty funny right there. I don't care who you are. Thats Pretty funny

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Old 11-24-2013, 02:31 PM
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Originally Posted by Carl Spackler
With my first furlough, I was escorted out by the chief pilot's drop dead gorgeous secretary. Once I was out of the building, she continued to walk and talk with me all the way to my car. Being a pilot of course I'm thinking: Hmmm maybe I'm in for a good sympathy boink here. Then I noticed she was carrying a small plastic spatula looking thing. She needed it to scrape the parking sticker off my windshield.

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Did she look like this?

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Old 11-24-2013, 02:56 PM
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Originally Posted by Carl Spackler
With my first furlough, I was escorted out by the chief pilot's drop dead gorgeous secretary. Once I was out of the building, she continued to walk and talk with me all the way to my car. Being a pilot of course I'm thinking: Hmmm maybe I'm in for a good sympathy boink here. Then I noticed she was carrying a small plastic spatula looking thing. She needed it to scrape the parking sticker off my windshield.

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Dats funny right there!!
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Old 11-24-2013, 02:57 PM
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Originally Posted by daldude
I did live in DFW. You had the option to mail your ID in and they would send you a furlough ID if you were a commuter or just did not want to come back to work. Jump seat was gone immediately as I recall but they let us keep our travel benefits in a S3c status so all the commuters were able to get home.
I guess that's ok. But, the situation you describes was pretty sad. Sorry you had to go through that.
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