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Old 01-05-2013, 10:36 AM
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I think we should help 80 and the other new fathers to be with a list of what not to say during child birth...

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7. Does it hurt?
6. (on the phone) Yeah, she got the epidural, makes everything easy.
5. You know, my mom said that you should...
4. I'm starting to get a headache and my feet hurt...
3. Hey Doc, why do you use the metric system? 10cm? Really? Why?
2. What do you want to do about dinner? <- Grasshopper?
1. Man Up
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Old 01-05-2013, 10:40 AM
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8) Any way we can get a TV moved into that corner over there? Green Bay kicks off in 30 minutes.

Congrats 80!
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Old 01-05-2013, 10:42 AM
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We need to get a pool going on what time the little clamp is going to appear.

I'm saying halftime of Vikings/Packers.

We all need to turn the label of our Bud Light toward the hospital.
Our proximity to the maternity ward will create a powerful connection between the miniature clamp and his first beer.




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Old 01-05-2013, 10:45 AM
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#. I'm not sure I'm ready for this.
#. Can I turn the tv on? I just wanted to see the score was?
#. Hold on, somebody on Latest and Greatest about Delta is wrong...
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Old 01-05-2013, 10:48 AM
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80, we can't wait around all day for this.

By the way, we missed a birth a few weeks ago. Grasshopper had his little one on my birthday!



He's already taking him to Costco.

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Old 01-05-2013, 10:58 AM
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Fatherly advice from the National Father



push him out, shove him out, way out... push him out, shove him out, way out...


congratulations baby, I love you very much... you just gave birth, to a lizard. It changed color three times.

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Old 01-05-2013, 11:06 AM
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Originally Posted by forgot to bid
80, we can't wait around all day for this.

By the way, we missed a birth a few weeks ago. Grasshopper had his little one on my birthday!



He's already taking him to Costco.

The handles on those things are entirely unsatisfactory
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Old 01-05-2013, 11:42 AM
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OK L&GAD experts....Mayday....I need some help. I know I have just seen emails on how to change flight times when deadheading on a Connection Carrier, but can't find them. I've looked everywhere I can think of, but can't find it. I need to change the times for a Connection deadhead. The online form in Icrew says it is only for Delta dispatched flights. It was a scheduled DH on my line. Is that where I change it, or do I have to call Scheduling or Crew Tracking. Help!
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Old 01-05-2013, 11:53 AM
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no I'm not drunk....but did anyone hear on cnn about hiring 700 pilots?
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Old 01-05-2013, 12:21 PM
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Congrats, 80!

Chances are, the little guy (it's a little guy, right?) is going to pause at some point, and give you one of those deeply satisfied glances when nicely nestled in Mommy's bosom. One of those "see what I'm doing?" glances.

If you're a good father, you'll let him enjoy himself. He doesn't understand the concepts of temporary loans, or long-term leases. Just give him a nice little high five, and let him be.
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