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Old 12-04-2012, 01:26 PM
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Originally Posted by Bucking Bar
I am so disappointed that Delta pilots can not make the effort that pilots at our Connection Carriers make. Here is a real ASA pilot, explaining why he was two years late for his rotation:


Why should Delta expect any less from us?

I'm loading up on the Roses next time I'm in Quito and adding them to my "Pilot Engagement Kit."

You know what would have made a GREAT "Reality" show?

This guy, but with 12 young, hot, F/A's.

And instead of going on Dates, they'd fly together, and go on Layovers.

And instead of giving them roses, he'd give them Kittens!

At the end of the show, it comes down to the two girls with the most Kittens!

But then, he MUST Marry one of them, (the pregnant one) and live "Happily ever After" until she's a size 28 Tomato, and he's got 200 cats living with him. Then he divorces her, gives her the house, and goes back on the show, with 12 more young, hot F/A's, and more kittens!

It'd be just like a Real Pilot's life!

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Old 12-04-2012, 01:28 PM
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Originally Posted by LNL76
What's the matter-----did you have your heart broken by a big girl?

I think it was his nose, not his heart...
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Old 12-04-2012, 01:28 PM
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Originally Posted by LNL76
Why are females with horse faces considered attractive? I can judge feminine beauty but, sorry, she ain't it. Having flown Delta regularly for nearly 3 years, there are a lot better candidates.
Jake's kinda horsey. Don'tchathink?
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Old 12-04-2012, 01:31 PM
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Originally Posted by forgot to bid
i guess we spell Charlie Strong it comes out looking like Gus Malzahn
Gus Malzahn accepts Auburn Tigers coaching job - ESPN

You think Johnny Football running all over Bama with A&M's spread offense influenced this hire?
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Old 12-04-2012, 01:32 PM
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Everyone saw the email that took someone half an hour to write about the several thousand dollar ALPA website upgrade right?

But yet, crickets when it comes to the PA policy. Guess we're making PAs. Get to it people.

And the N vs. S thing I just witnessed is embarrassing. Post merger hires are clearly the superior group.
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Old 12-04-2012, 01:33 PM
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Originally Posted by Timbo
I think it was his nose, not his heart...
That wouldn't surprise me!


Originally Posted by buzzpat
Jake's kinda horsey. Don'tchathink?
Horsey---nope.....pretty boy----yup. Sorry, but I don't like men who are prettier than me!
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Old 12-04-2012, 01:44 PM
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Originally Posted by Timbo
I think it was his nose, not his heart...
Oh no, did she sit on his face,
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Old 12-04-2012, 02:02 PM
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Originally Posted by forgot to bid
There really needs to be a decision tree made on how best to handle the gate house PA.

Thoughts on how it should go?
START: Are you in JFK?

Yes.
1.) Do you know what is causing the delay? NO ===> Do not make a PA.

2.) Do you think you know what is causing the delay? YES ====> Yeah, right. Begin at START again.



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Old 12-04-2012, 02:06 PM
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Originally Posted by SailorJerry
Are you contractually obligated to put the gear down every leg ---> ?????
Yes, he is. Are we not contractually obligated to operate the aircraft safely?
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Old 12-04-2012, 02:28 PM
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Not to whine (I will take some cheese with it though) but as of tomorrow I will have 4 days on short call this month and I came back from a trip on the 1st.....

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