Speaking of training swaps, has anyone had one approved, yet? I put in a seemingly easy one, Captain-Captain, but no word yes or no yet from the company.

I'm going to make sure that anyone that wants me to approve their training swap, offers a 500 word explanation. And if I don't think it's justifiable, I will still go ahead an approve it, with the following caveats:

1) They both give me all international override money, and first overnight the lobster medallions from the Paris salmon meal, that they receive while I'm waiting for my training date.

2) If my training gets pushed back with a revised training letter...That each of them is responsible for finding a willing training trade partner to get me back to my original training date.

Busboy,

You forgot to mention that you also want their first born..... unless of course it's a girl.

Nah, he's gonna enact jus primae noctis.

I like the way you think.