3pointlanding

No need for the snarky comments.
From the Jumpseat Certification Guide:
Items listed below are restricted from carriage aboard FedEx aircraft. The only exceptions are for carriage of sporting goods, which must be enclosed in a carrying case and stored inaccessibly in the belly compartment.
Note
This list is not all-inclusive. For the TSA approved list, go to tsa.gov.

Table 3-0-1: Prohibited Items List

Can I take it?FedEx Carry OnIt should be noted that there will be items that are allowed by TSA Prohibited Items List as carry on for passenger airlines but are not allowed on FedEx Express due to the nature of our operation.
Personal Items
Cigar Cutters
Yes
Corkscrews
Yes
Cuticle Cutters (pointed or blunt)
Yes
Eyeglass Repair Tools (including screwdrivers)
Yes
Eyelash Curlers
Yes
Knitting and Crochet Needles
Yes
Knives - (all types)
No
Nail Clippers
Yes
Nail Files
Yes
Personal Care or toiletries with aerosols, in limited quantities (such as hairsprays, deodorants)
Yes
Safety Razors (including disposable razors)
Yes
Scissors-plastic or metal with blunt tips
Yes
Scissors-metal with pointed tips
No
Toy Transformer Robots
Yes
Toy Weapons (if Not realistic replicas)
Yes
Tweezers
Yes
Umbrellas (allowed in carry-on baggage once they have been inspected to ensure that prohibited items are Not concealed)
Yes
Walking Canes (allowed in carry-on baggage once they have been inspected to ensure that prohibited items are Not concealed)
Yes
NOTE: Some personal care items containing aerosol are regulated as hazardous materials. The FAA regulates hazardous materials. This information is summarized at http://asi.faa.gov/passenger.asp
Medication and Special Needs Devices
Braille Note-Taker, Slate and Stylus, Augmentation Devices
No
Diabetes-Related Supplies/Equipment, (once inspected to ensure prohibited items are Not concealed) including: insulin and insulin loaded dispensing products; vials or box of individual vials; jet injectors; pens;infusers; and preloaded syringes; and an un
Yes
Nitroglycerine pills or spray for medical use (if properly marked with a professionally printed label identifying the medication or manufacturer's name or pharmaceutical label)
Yes
Prosthetic Device Tools and Applicances, including drill, allen wrenches, pullsleeves used to put on or remove prosthetic devices, if carried by the individual with the prosthetic device or his or her companion TSA COMMENTS
No
Electronic Devices
Camcorders
Yes
Camera Equipment The checked baggage screening equipment will damage undeveloped film in camera equipment. We recommend that you either put undeveloped film and cameras containing undeveloped film in your carry-on baggage or take undeveloped film with you
Yes
Laptop Computers
Yes
Mobile Phones
Yes
Pagers
Yes
Personal Data Assistants (PDS's)
Yes
Sharp Objects
Box Cutters
No
Ice Axes/Ice Picks
No
Knives (any length and type except round-bladed, butter, and plastic cuttery)
No
Meat Cleavers
No
Razor-Type Blades, such as box cutters, utility knives, razor blades Not in a cartridge, but excluding safety razors
No
Sabers
No
Scissors-metal with pointed tips
No
Swords
No
NOTE: Any sharp objects in checked baggage should be sheathed or securely wrapped to prevent injury to baggage handlers and inspectors. TSA COMMENTS
Sporting Goods
Baseball Bats
No
Bows and Arrows
No
Cricket Bats
No
Golf Clubs
Yes*
Hockey Sticks
No
Lacrosse Sticks
No
Pool Cues
No
Skis/Ski Poles
Yes*
Spear Guns
No
Fishing Poles
Yes*
Bicycles
Yes*
* Must be secured in a hard case and stored in a nonaccesible compartment. Items may not be allowed due to operational impact on revenue freight. (Space available only.)
Guns and Firearms
Ammunition
No
BB guns
No
Compressed Air Guns
No
Firearms
No
Flare Guns
No
Gun Lighters
No
Gun Powder
No
Parts of Guns and Firearms
No
Pellet Guns
No
Realistic Replicas of Firearms
No
Starter Pistols
No
Tools
Axes and Hatchets
No
Cattle Prods
No
Crowbars
No
Hammers
No
Drills (including corless portable power drills)
No
Saws (including cordless portable power saws)
No
Screwdrivers (except those in eyeglass repair kits)
No
Tools (including but Not limited to wrenches and pliers)
No
Wrenches and Pliers
No
(Except as authorized by the PIC and Security as having an operational need to be carried
Martial Arts/Self Defense Items
Billy Clubs
No
Black Jacks
No
Brass Knuckles
No
Kubatons
No
Mace/Pepper Spray
No
Martial Arts Weapons
No
Night Sticks
No
Nunchakus
No
Stun Guns/Shocking Devices
No
Throwing Stars
No
Explosive Materials
Blasting Caps
No
Dynamite
No
Fireworks
No
Flares (in any form)
No
Hand Grenades
No
Plastic Explosives
No
Realistic Replicas of Explosives
No
Flammable Items
Aerosol (any except for personal care or toiletries in limited quantities)
No
Fuels (including cooking fuels and any flammable liquid fuel)
No
Gasoline
No
Gas Torches
No
Lighter Fluid
No
Lighters *
Yes
Strike-anywhere Matches **
No
Turpentine and Paint Thinner
No
Realistic Replicas of Incendiaries
No
NOTE: There are other hazardous materials that are regulated by the FAA. This information is summarized at the TSA website.
Disabling Chemicals and Other Dangerous Items
Chlorine for Pools and Spas
No
Compressed Gas Cylinders (including fire extinguishers)
No
Liquid Bleach
No
Spillable Batteries (except those in wheelchairs)
No
Spray Paint
No
Tear Gas
No
NOTE: There are other hazardous materials that are regulated by the FAA. This information is summarized at the FAA website.
http://asi.faa.gov/Passenger/asp

The Walrus

What about lasers?

LightAttack

Only on fricken sharks...

howmanyengines

Now that's funny, I don't care who you are...

Jetjok

Eyelash Curlers - Yes. Thank goodness. For a moment I thought they had lost their collective minds.

The Walrus

Semi serious question. I see a lot of guys buying the lasers that catch stuff on fire in China, but wonder what would happen if stopped leaving the AOC with one.

iarapilot

I know someone who has a pen with a flashlight and red laser. Never had a problem in the USA. But out of Dublin on a commercial flight it was taken by security.

The Walrus

I'm not referring to a laser pointer. I'm talking about green lasers that would remove a mole from your body.

FlyBoyd

If they weren't on the list...they will be now.

Jetjok

That's no big deal, however, if those lasers could remove moles from my lawn, why that's a horse of a different color.